Fantasy Critic Draft 2026

[00:00:12] Hey, it's SuperGhost New Year, new host Just for today though Because Jerry's chugging that fucking Pepsi Like his life depends on it I don't even like Pepsi Nah man, I thought you'd love a DP I do not like a DP Dr. Pepper is good though That's the DP I do enjoy Dr. Pepper Is that the only DP that you enjoy Aaron? I don't know I don't like whatever this is

[00:00:40] I feel slightly This is what people come here to watch, Beth They come here to watch you get very uncomfortable By us talking about weird shit But I'm not even uncomfortable I'm actually mostly confused Well, we can fix that Okay, no, we don't have to fix that We don't have to We can jump into what we're doing Watch me stretch my urea No, let's violently shove this all aside Hey, it's a brand new season, I guess We've been the latest of Super Ghosts

[00:01:09] Since we took our fucking winter break Where we came back swanging We came back fucking swanging We are swanging, yeah Swanging them DPs around Hell yeah, we're starting up The old Super Ghost Everybody's got a different name for this Fantasy Critic League Fantasy Game Draft I don't know what to call it We're doing a game draft Fucking league manager simulator Shit thing Remastered Championship edition

[00:01:39] Here we go That's what we're doing That's the one Yeah, we're doing it Yeah, we're doing it And we're doing it Same way we always do it If you've been listening to Super Ghost We have done this since Let me look at my list here Since 2022 Been doing it for a second And I've won none times

[00:02:10] Me neither This is your year This is my year Why do you say that? Is it because Resident Evil 9 is coming out? Before this recording I was telling Beth and Greg That I should just pick random shit I should just pick shit that I expect We'll just end up in the fucking slot barrel And like maybe Hopefully one of them turns out to be good There's a game called Frog Squad That's a bold strategy That's not That's a bold strategy

[00:02:39] I hope it works out No, I won't I think you should go Yeah, go ahead Aaron Don't listen to them They do not have your best interest at heart No No, not at all Nobody is going to stop you from doing that And honestly I'm trying actually It would be It would be good content really To see You suffer Well yeah I was going to say Just so you know Aaron If you lose I'm just reading up my release list And it's like Shrek the movie

[00:03:09] The game 2 Fucking tanks With a 43 or something Thought I'd win If you lose Then you know We get to assign you A game that you have to Play for at least 8 hours If you lose Aaron I'm assigning you Rez With the dildo No No Never 8 8 mandatory hours Of Rez With the dildo With the vibrator thing Can I just hold it in my hand?

[00:03:38] Just hold on to it? No Shit That's not where that's going Dude Oh boy Yeah Should we Should we Hopscotch right into this ship? Yeah let's get into this Let's do it Whatever That is Okay So we'll start going Just to go Briefly over How it'll work Is we Are gonna start with Aaron Then it's gonna be me Jerry Greg And it's gonna be a snake draft So The way that works Is that like

[00:04:07] The bottom Last And the top Will you know Get to pick two Until it ends We also will have to do One counter pick Now And then everything else You know We can do it our own time Throughout the year So right now Aaron You should have The option to Start drafting Draft away Baby Sweet draft game Alright Um Oh it's got them all up here too And you have a five second timer

[00:04:37] No you don't Really? No Okay Five There's no time Four Take your time You can agonize As much as you'd like As well Yeah take your time dude You're the one that has to add it With this Oh god Oh this feel I feel so good right now Like right now My cursor is on the select button Right by Resident Evil Requiem Dude I could ruin this whole Fucking thing Take it Take it That's Go ahead There's no reason to Go ahead and take that

[00:05:06] I'm gonna do a Listen village Village was in 84 Go ahead Go ahead Aaron It has been done It has been done I chose Resident Evil Requiem Also I wanna I wanna tell the listeners Cause they can't see Our publisher names So uh Greg His publisher name Is Greg Beth's Or Jerry's publisher name Is No Slop All one word No Slop The one Slop Beth's publisher name Is Snow Day

[00:05:35] If you didn't catch What her publisher name Is over my belch Go ahead and say that again Best publisher name Is Snow Day Inc And then my publisher name Is Crankin' Hogs LLC Okay Snow Day Okay so I went with Pragmata I'm already really mad About this Two Capcom games

[00:06:05] You get a third Capcom game Jesus Christ guys You guys don't even like Capcom games Bullshit What? I'm excited about Resident Evil I like Capcom Shut up I'm trying to create A narrative This is like This is like the time Of the spooky episode Call back to the spooky episode You were like I'm the only one That likes to play games Like I'm the only one Who likes to play games Yeah everybody else Just lies about the games They play Wild Time to come out As a fake gamer girl

[00:06:34] I guess That's me That should have been Your company name Fake gamer girl Yeah I fucking knew it I fucking knew it I fucking knew it Who? My pick What should I do Now that everybody Has stolen the things That I wanted the most You fucks You mother boogers Love you How do I Make a thing

[00:07:04] Why won't it Nope Don't want to do that Nope Ah Draft game Yes Okay Fucking I guess Sure Can I go with Saros Nice I loved Returnal And I feel like You know I try to Usually pick Games that are Within my Wheelhouse first Before they're Stolen from me Good

[00:07:33] A good choice Honestly My uncle Played like 200 hours Of Returnal This year And You know Saros looks Like it's going To be Just a great Continuation I've said it Before and I'll Say it again Greg We At some point Should throw on That Returnal Co-op Maybe we should Jerry Co-op Rogue Anyway Go ahead It's my Time It's my Time to do Two Choices Choo choo

[00:08:04] It's my My first Excuse me My first Choose Is this one We do this Whole thing In like Italian It's a My Atherna To a Choose Nice GTA That's not Coming out Alright It's coming Out in 2026 They won't Delay it again Because Hype has Already Died down The hype For GTA Always They release It though Listen Listen my Boy Counterpicking

[00:08:33] And Selection Number two Is going To be I hate that You get Two I really Big Frog squad It's Well it's Because I Am at An end So Aaron Will Get Two And Then I'll Get Two I never Get Two No You Do Because You lose You do When you're In last Sometimes Jerry There's No Pouting In Super Ghost No You can Pout I pout Sometimes Oh Very good Choice Very good Choice That was That was Almost my

[00:09:03] First pick I thought About it Because that Looks Fucking Tight Dude Yeah And Insomniac Just They Don't Miss And They Don't Delay Is Something That I Think Greg Learned The last Time By Counterpicking Spider-Man Yeah Well I'm Picking Dragon Quest Seven Reimagined That's Good Okay Um Those Dragon Quest Games Review Good

[00:09:34] Apparently This guy The guy The director Of this Game Was a Fan Of the Original The first Release But He took A lot Of like The The Bloat And Fixed The Pacing Oh Really Oh Man That's The Biggest That's The thing That I've Heard About that One Is that It's A Masterpiece Short Of Just It Being Way Too Long Okay So I went With Fire Emblem The new One I'm Not A fine Choice There's Another Fire Emblem Yes And It's Going It looks Awesome Oh

[00:10:04] I'm so Excited Oh Is that The Roman One Yeah Kind of It's Going Jerry Please Stop Stop It's Going To Be Good I mean They all Review Well And They're All Good Games The Only Person Who Doesn't Like Them Is Character

[00:10:34] That Looked Like This Yeah Yeah I hate It The Pepsi Can But This One Seems To Going Back To Like Three Houses And Oh Good I still Need to Play Three Houses Jerry Shut Up I wish I could Hit You I wish You were In Can't Wait

[00:11:04] For Horizon Six Oh Yeah Horizon Is so Goddamn Fun Yeah I don't Think They've Made One That's Scored Less Than To Be Honest The Fucking Well For Horizon Anyway Less Than A 90 Cause Usually They're Like 90 Like Just

[00:11:34] Like Smiling Ear To Ear It Was So Fun The Opening That Game Was So Good And Then The Game Continued To Be Good It Was Just A Good Game It Was A Fun Game And Then You Get Your Anime Girl Paint Jobs On Your Car And Away You Go Shout Out That Was The Name Of That Episode Control Resident Nice That's A Good One To That's What I Was Gonna Do Next So Let Me Think For Second I Picked Your Games Gerald

[00:12:05] Now What Will You Do You're Fucking My My My My My Company's Name Is No Slop And I'm Gonna Be Forced To Choose Slop There There's I Don't See Any Slop In That List Well I Don't Really Know What Mugenics Is But The Rest Of That Isn't Slop Mugenics Looks Good Um What Are You Saying It's By Fuck There's The People Who Are Behind It Are I Don't Know Well Known I Can't I

[00:12:34] Can't Remember What It Is Right Now Oh What For You Yeah Yeah They're Look At Are You Saying Mugenics Yeah Like Eugenics But Mew Like A cat Like Like a Cat Sound Okay Uh Huh Beth What What Do You It's Funny Because We Can See What You're Choosing Yeah So I Think Good For Good That You Chose It Immediately Well I

[00:13:04] Was Thinking Well I Didn't Want Actually I Wasn't Going To Pick The First Chapter Last Year Because I Was Really Nervous About How Like The Quality Of The Remake Itself But After Seeing That First Chapter Reviewed So Well And That Aaron Picked Control Resonant Which Was What I Was Going To Pick I'm Just Going To Cross That Off Of My To Steal List You Guys All Made Such A Huge Mistake Letting Me Go First This Was Like This

[00:13:35] I'm Going To Fuck This Whole Thing Up I'm Going To Immediately Steer Us Off A Cliff That's The Point This Is Fun It's Fun You You're Stealing From Each Other You're You're You didn't Come here To make Friends No That's Not What This Is About It's A Competition Go ahead And refresh That page Beth And Behold Re-animal The true Little Nightmares 3 Oh my god Right Right The true Yes Everybody That

[00:14:05] Worked on Little Nightmares 1 and 2 Left And they're Making This game And Little Nightmares 3 Apparently Sucks ass Yeah So So That's Good Going with Re-animal Really cool Come on Website You can do It Come on That That fucking Cover art For re-animal Is fucking Terrifying Let me try This again I was So I Was There we go I saw People Oh something Went wrong With this League

[00:14:34] Oh You got It in I got In Okay Let me Fresh Ontario Onto Onto Oh Oh Yeah I can't Look up Stuff Oh Damn it No Use your Cellular Telephone If you Want to Do That I Want to I Just Want to I Remember Us Talking About It

[00:15:15] The I Missed That Fucking Series God Damn It Well It's Back In A Big Bad Way And There's There's One more Capcom Game Left To Choose Jerry That's Coming Out In 2026 Fucking Throwback To Our Samurai Episode Dude Onimusha Kicks Ass Think You know

[00:15:45] This is Not Easy Now This is Getting Harder Now Frog Squad Frog Squad Um Oh Boy I hope I do The Right Thing Here Cause I Don't Want No Slop I Do The Right Thing All Right Oh Okay Oh Well Why Would You That's All Those Hitman Games Are Fucking Yeah Tight As

[00:16:17] Yeah Okay Okay Let Me Think What Will You Choose Beth The Wheel Turns And Turns And Turns So This Is Like Maybe A bit More Of You Know An Out There One Yeah Put It Out There I Want At Face End I Don't Know What That Is So It Is By The Same People Who Did

[00:16:47] Um Spirit Fair Oh Yeah Okay But It Looks Like It's Going To Be Like A Total Bummer Yeah Style Game Your Skill Your Skill Tree Is Like Your Family Tree So It's Going To Be Full Of Family Drama And Stuff Total Bummer Game TBG That's Total Bummer I Kind Of Like I Mean No Joke Uh It's Like Low Key My Most Anticipated Title Of This Year Like

[00:17:17] I I'm Really Excited For This Excited To Feel Bad Well Look At The Well There's A bit I Like You Know I Like Emotional Deep Storytelling Everything Like That But Also It Looks Beautiful Like The The Art Is Gorgeous So I Don't Know What To Pick Um Oh Boy Um You Know What What Aaron What

[00:17:46] Persona For Revival That's A good Pick Nice Safe Pick Is That Coming Out Next Is That Coming Out This Year Though Yeah I Guess It Has To Be 100% Nothing Ever Gets April 2006 Or Later So Yeah That Might Have Been A Mistake Oh Man If Their Estimate Is April You're Just Fine It Won't Make It To 20 27 Yeah I Agree

[00:18:16] I Greg We're Going To 40 Yeah What Ew I Ended Getting Married That Year Nice Dude That'll Be Good But 40 Wow Let's Do Marvel Tokon Oh You

[00:18:45] No One Does It Said Before I Didn't Even What Did You Pick You Didn't Even Pick Anything Yet Oh Hang On It's Stuck Okay I Picked Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls Greg Had to Intervene And Send A DDoS To Fantasy Yeah Oh My God He Must Have Because The Site's Not Working Hang On Yeah

[00:19:15] Refresh That's The Title Of The Episode Greg DDoS Fantasy Critic This Is Gonna Be Always Sunny Episode Or Something It Happens To Me Ever There We Go Nice Yeah It's Official Nice Hey Let's Slop Them Up Up Boys

[00:19:47] Okay I'm Gonna Go With Slay The Spire 2 Oh They Canceled That Oh No It Was Was It An Early Access It Was Probably Early There's An Early Access Game That I Want That I Can't Have Because It's Early Access Slay The Let Let Just Think That Since It Is Ineligible

[00:20:17] Because It Was In Early Access Oh Fucking Mouse PI For Hire They Said It Was Supposed To Come Out In 2025 But Like The Fuck Is It It's This I You Know Which Stardew Valley

[00:20:46] Esque Game Now We're Getting Into The Weeds Of It Oh Boy Are We Getting Into The Weeds Of It Now I I Kind Of Like It's Funny Because Normally There's A

[00:21:15] There's A Decent Selection Of Nintendo Games Yeah There's Really There's Not A Lot Other Than There's One More There's There's Two In Fact Well I'm Like Actually Yeah This Pocopia I Think It's Just Yoshi Apocalypse And There's Pocopia And Then There's Another One Gen 10

[00:21:45] No Not Duskbloods Yeah That's Not Made By Nintendo I Was Like There's A It's Launching Only On Switch That's All Well And Good But There's Another First Party Nintendo Game Yeah Yeah There's There's Not Really A lot There's Nothing That's Interesting Though So I Selected The Duskbloods Which Is

[00:22:21] Yeah Okay Iron's Good Two Picks Now Go Greg Go Greg Go Greg Okay Which Atelier Game Is he Going To Pick Now Don't Pick They're Not They're Not Performing Well They Perform Well Enough To Not Lose Points But It's Okay That's Not What's Happening They Perform Well Enough

[00:22:52] They They Have Been So Bad Lately Well At Least The Last One There's One You Could Do Warhammer Dawn Of War It's Back It's Being Made By The People Who Made It's Not Being Made By Rally It's Being Made By Another RTS Developer And Their Last Game They Made Was Really Well Received Nice And Let's See Oh Yeah Most P.I. For Hires Here That's Not What I Want That Game Looks Cool

[00:23:24] You For Slips Get The Fuck Out Of Here And What

[00:23:55] You Think What Are You Selecting Oh Yeah Kwame 3 Kwame Kwame Kwame 3 Yak Is A Kwame Kwame I Love Say Away From Those Yak Especially When They're Made With Corn Tortillas Unannounced Mainline 3D Mario Platformer

[00:24:26] Last Year Safe Bet Come On You Fucked Me Last Year Unannounced Mainline 3D Mario Platformer Do You Want Me To Tell You What The Other First Party Nintendo Game That's Coming Out This Year Is The Yoshi One No There's Another One I'll Tell You It's A Mario Tennis Game Coming Out This Year Oh Yeah Mario Tennis Fever You should You should Put all Your money On like Unannounced Zelda Tactics Game Because That Could

[00:24:56] Be Fucking Sick If It Ever Happens It Could Be Sick I I You You Know What Tokyo Mirage Sessions 2 Oh My Gosh Also Crazy High Life 2 That's Good I love That first One And that First One Reviewed Pretty Well 2 I I It Was A 70 I Chose The Wrong Game For Yakuza I Had One Brought Up

[00:25:26] And I Was Like Oh Fuck I I Meant To Choose That One Oh Well Then You'll Probably No No No No Yakuza Is Not A Bad Choice But I Want To Choose A Different One Well I Might Get Back To You I Hope So I'll Let You Know What's Crimson Desert Again That's The Black Desert Fantasy Or It's Black It's Black Desert Game Yeah Do it

[00:25:56] Black This is Beth's Thing Not Me Pick It Beth Pick Pick It Real Good I Don't Know People Been Excited For This Game For Years And Apparently It's Actually Coming Out This Year So I'm Just Gonna Go With Replaced I

[00:26:29] There Was Also That Game Called The Last Night Like That Looked Really Similar And That Was Oh Yeah Forever Ago I Should Just Throw This Whole Thing Mariachi Legends Mariachi That

[00:26:59] Ooh Or Map Map A Game About Maps Nice Solid You know You know What You're Getting With Maps The Game About Maps They're Making Fucking Another Lords Of The Fallen Game How Many Fucking Lords Of The Fallen Games Are There Man Three Now That Trailer Was Pretty Nuts Man I

[00:27:31] I'm Thinking About Wait This Is Your Last Two No You Get One More After We'll Have Five Yeah I Have One After That We Have Eight Total Right Yeah Yeah Why Are you Going to Slip For Me Now You Son Of A Bitch I'm Thinking Halo Campaign Evolved Man Whoa Gun Grave Gore Blood Heat There's A

[00:28:09] Oh Hold Hold Hold Hold Position I'm Picking This is Gonna Be Like I Enter The Gungeon Two Nice Okay All right Sleeper Hit I'm calling It Sleeper Hit Okay Um Oh Fuck I should Pick Dragon Quest Smash Slash Grow My Fucking Mobile Game What is That Oh It's

[00:28:39] Dragon Quest Like Roguelike On Phones But I'm Not Doing That No Um Oh Boy It's A lot Of Shit Clive Barker's Hellraiser Dude That Looks Crazy Carmageddon What Is What's Happening This Year Carmageddon Is Back And Better Than Ever Oh

[00:29:09] Bub Okay Bubsy Bubsy Yeah Bubsy 4D Does Look Sick It's Being Made By Fab Raz Ah Who Is That Do You Know The Game Um It's Demon Something Demon's Turf Oh Demon's Turf Yeah Really They're Making It Yeah Yeah It Um I Am Going To

[00:29:38] Pick Good You Know What Fuck It What You'll See If It Ever Finishes Bubsy 4D Let's Go Great You Went For It Going For It I Don't Give A Shit Anymore Man Throw Me In Fable Beth

[00:30:09] I'm Not Picking Fable Fable Beth I Am I Am No Babel Feth Babel Feth Come on Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Oh Okay That was That was That was The one That I Meant To Pick Instead Of Yakuza Oh So That You Wanted To Snipe It Yeah Well I I I'm Going To Raider Legacy Of

[00:30:39] So Excited For The Tomb Raider Game This Year And Next Year Yeah That Was The One Okay That So I Understand You You Had Wanted Yakuza But You Had Meant To Pick That Before It Got Back To Me Yeah Jerry I'm Going To Give You A Freebie Here No Two Even So First Of All Pokemon Champions It's A Mobile Game Looks Combat Evolved

[00:31:09] Well We're Not Combat Campaign Evolved Sorry I Chose Batman Yeah Taking That Lego Batman That Looks Good Well Also Just Want To Add Greg You Can't Take Anything From Me

[00:31:43] Vampire Crawlers Shit So That's Selection Number One Vampire Crawlers Oh No Zero Parades Zero Parades For Dead Spies That's The Next Game For The People Who Made Disco Elysium Oh Oh Okay I knew I was Forgetting Something I Forgot The Game And The Next Winx Club You

[00:32:13] Magic Is Back No You Didn't Um Let's Go With Let's See Follow Your Instincts Greg Go For Winx Club Neo Has Well Every Time Has It Yeah It Has This One Must Review The Same Well Things Generally Stay On

[00:32:46] Pick Neo I'm Thinking About It What Have You Done Monster Stories 3 Twisted Reflection Oh That Could Do Good Too Yeah They They Have All Each One Has Reviewed Better Than The Last Oh Good And You Know What You Were Not Wrong About Neo They're All High 80s So I Mean Kind Of

[00:33:20] Something A Little Different Here Your Last Pick Yeah Um Oh My God It's A Lot Of Good Shit Take Neo I Don't Know If I Want Neo Or Halo Um Tropico No I Don't Know About Tropico Never

[00:33:50] Mind I'm Trying Let's See If There's Anything That's Oh I'm Making A Tome Two Oh Pony Island Two Is Coming Out This Year Yes Yeah Huh Star Wars Time Takers It's Being Made By The Burnout Devs Holy Shit Really Yeah I Learned That Recently You Know

[00:34:20] What Super Meat Boy 3D No I'm Gonna Try This I'm Try This Oh Third Time's The Charm With Mina It's Coming Out This Year For Sure And So Much Is Riding On It Yeah It's Yeah It's Like Good Yeah Or Else Yacht Club Is Done So Mina The Howler Is My Last Pick Okay My Last Pick

[00:34:50] Is It Was Here I'm Going With Mugenics Scramble Nights Royale My Last Pick Is Gonna Be Mugenics Apparently People Who Previewed It Said That It Was Weird As Hell But Very Addicting So Hopefully The Previews Hold It Went Back To Me Interesting Oh Counter Yeah I Picked Neo Three But It Hasn't Come Up

[00:35:20] Yet There We Go Oh Look At That All Right Solid Pick Let's Get A Counter Pick Here What Will You Do Greg Are The Counter Picks Just Like Ones That You Think Are Going To Tank Or The Better Way To Do Them Is Not That You Think Because None Of These Games Are Going To Tank I Don't Think But It's More So Things That You Think Won't Come Out Or We'll Just Review Okay And That So You Don't Lose A ton Of Points Yeah Okay The Easiest One There's Only One On Here That

[00:35:50] Is An Easy Choice And Gonna Go With Bubsy 4D How The Fuck Dare You So What Does That Do Then Like If It Comes Out And Yeah If It Doesn't Do Well Then I Get Points For It Not Doing Well

[00:36:20] And Then You Lose Points How So How Do You Know If It Doesn't Do Well Is It Just Like If It Like A 70 Flat You Would Get Zero Jerry Would Get Zero If It Doesn't Come Out You Would Get Zero Jerry Would Get Zero But Then If It Like Performs Like 71 Then You Get One Point Jerry Loses One Point If It's 69 You

[00:36:50] Lose One Point Jerry Gains One Point So That's 69 Dudes Nice Okay I I've That's On There We'll See If Anybody Chooses It Let Me Look Over Everything I Really Hope That High End Life 2 Does Well Though I Really Really Like That First One The First One Got A

[00:37:20] 69 On Open Critic Yeah That's Why I Lost I I Counterpicked It Last Time And It I Would Actually Counterpick Duskbloods Really Yeah I Know This I Just I Think It's Either Not Going To Come Out Or I Think It Might

[00:37:50] Not Have The Juice The Problem Is Is Betting Against From Software Fans To Be Objective Because They're Still Their Reviewers Hey I Just Don't You Leave Us Alone Buy It Well Night Rain Got an 80 And Barely Got an 80 So I Mean It's Not Like Losing A Bunch Of

[00:38:20] Points Just Saying The Game's Good What Will You Do Bethany Don't Bethany Don't Call me That It's Either Elizabeth Or Elizabeth Elizabeth Fine Yeah I'll Settle On Liz Beth I I Want To Counter Pick Enter The Gungeon 2 Do It

[00:38:50] Spicy I Yeah I Can't Have I Seen I Don't Think That Game Will Review Poorly I Don't Think It's Going To Review Poorly I Just Haven't Seen It So Okay Here's One For You I've Seen A Lot Of People Talking Shit About Dragon Quest Story Stuff That I Mean Was Like Filler For Sure But It Was Good So Like Maybe

[00:39:22] I'm Gonna Go On EO3 They've Been Oh Man Son Of A Bitch They've Been The First One Reviewed Like Mid 80s And 85 Then The First One Was 80 Yeah Nio Is 85 Yeah Nio Nio Games Don't Review Poorly I Thought The First One Was

[00:39:52] Really Well Received That's Fine I Thought The First One Was Really Well Received And The Second One Was Kind Of Like Me It's 88 And 85 Oh I Thought It Oh God I Don't Know Man

[00:40:21] All I Gotta Say To You Is This Me It's Me What Do You Like Listen Aaron They They Made Lara Croft Less Hot And They Made Her Ethnic And They Made Her Boobs Small Bigger Than Just Just You Wait For The Outrage Of That Game I Am Already Outraged It's It's Woke It Is Easy Points

[00:40:53] Because Crystal Dynamics Is Gonna Go Broke Yeah They're Done Man Again You Guys I Can't Believe They Didn't Even Give Her A Skin Suit Like At Least

[00:41:24] You It's Fun I'm Having A Great Time Music Is Amazing The Music Is So Good In Sailor Blade Yeah Oh Man When you Get to The Flooded Commercial District Like I Listen That Song All The Time It's So Good I'm I'm I'm There I'm I Got To I Just Passed The Just A little Bit Past The Hall Of Records Oh My

[00:41:57] We Got A Little Bit Of Time After The Time It Is Well Let's Let's Just Run Down Through This Quickly Wait Did Aaron Counterpick Yeah Draft Is Complete What Sarah What All Right Do You

[00:42:30] Is Not Like A High 80s 90s Dust Bloods You Don't Know That It Is It Is It Is You Know Yeah It Is I When I Picked It Oh Okay Okay I Greg Only Picks The Hits Dude Well It's Funny Because Actually Before You Picking This I've Only Ever Heard Greg Talk About How Much He Hates The Monster Hunter Stories Games So I Think Maybe My opinion Was Colored On His Reaction Oh Yeah I Don't Want To Play Them But That's Not The Act But I've Only

[00:43:00] Ever Heard People Talk The Only Person I've Ever Heard Talk About It Like The Series Is You So I Guess I Had The Impression That They Were Like Okay Nobody Can Under Pick Anything That Beth Picked I See If I Had Do A Second One I Would Have Picked One Of These I Haven't Heard Of Yeah Yeah Yeah Like Like Like Like Which You Too Many Games That Are Just One Word Too Many Games That Are One Word All

[00:43:42] Right So Crankin' Hogs LLC Here's Our Hit Titles We've Got Resident Evil Requiem Forza Horizon 6 Control Resident Persona 4 Revival Marvel Toe Con Fighting Souls Enter The Gungeon 2 Bubsy 4D Neo 3 And I Counterpick Sorrows Because I Don't Like Myself Don't Say That You're Gonna Be Sorrows

[00:44:12] You're Can You Drop A Counterpick No You Can't I Tried Last Year Because I Counter Last Year I Counterpicked Claire Obscure And I Thought It Was Gonna Come Down Whoopsie Dipsie And When I Got A Date I Was Like Oh No It Was Like That Spongebob Giffords Mrs. Puff And She Oh Neptune Oh Neptune Yes

[00:44:42] I Not Familiar So I My Company Snowday Inc. Is Backing Pragmata Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave Trails In The Sky Second Chapter At Fate's End Witchbrook Replaced Tomb Raider Legacy Legacy Of Atlantis Mugenics And We're Preying On The Downfall Of Neo 3

[00:45:13] That's All About That Eugenics Mugenics Again You have Four Games That Are Just One Word I Don't Like It I Should Have Counterpicked One Absolutely Best List Is Triggering Aaron I'm Not Going To Sleep At Night Now Witchbrook Witchbrook Witchbrook Fucking Witchbrook Go Jerry Alright So I Don't Want No Slop And That's The Name Of My Company No Slop

[00:45:43] The Games I Have Chosen Are Seros Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined Reanimal 007 First Light The Duskbloods High On Life 2 Lego Batman Legacy Of The Dark Knight And Mina The Howler Hollower 007 Mina The Hollower And Then I Have Counterpicked Bubsy 4D Because Of

[00:46:12] Of Course I'm Counterpicking A Bubsy Game Have You Seen The Gameplay Trailers For That Game Though Yeah It's Going To Get A 95 Like Look At Those Fucking Gameplay Trailers Dude It Looks Fucking Like A Bubsy Game Shouldn't Be That But It's Not We'll See We'll See All Right The Games Greg Has Selected We have Grand Theft Auto 6 Marvel's

[00:46:42] Wolverine Antos Onimusha Way Of The Sword Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War 4 Yakuza Kwame 3 And Dark Ties Zero Parades For Dead Spies And Monster Hunter Stories 3 Twisted Reflection And I have Counterpicks High On Life 2 Solid Of Course The Only safe Counterpick I think On the Board Honestly I thought About Lego Batman No Lego Games Are Safe Well They

[00:47:12] Would Be A Safe Counterpick Too Because They I mean That Lego Game Looks Good Though Yeah I Thought About Actually Counterpicking Pragmata Because I don't Know If It Has Steam For A Full Game Well That's Kind Of Like I I Will Say I Picking It First I Was Like Fell I'm Like This Is A Really Big Swing In A Way Because Every Single Preview Has Been Like The Way This Is So Amazing And You Know The

[00:47:42] Like It Feels So Unique And Special And It's Been Like It's Addicting It's This Thing It's Like But At The Same Time I Had The Same Thought Of Like Is This Able Like Is This Type Of Gameplay Going To Be

[00:48:14] Everyone Who Has Said Like Literally Like Have Just Gushed But Like I It's Really Cool I Did Have The Thought Of Like Is This Kind Of Like Style Of Gameplay Something That's Going To Hold For You Know 10 15 Hours But I I'm Choosing To Believe I'm Choosing To Believe That

[00:48:44] Would Agree To Have This Many Reviews To Put Out A Public Demo Seems Like They're Really Confident In Their Game But They Want People To Get Their Hands On This Style Of Gameplay So They Can Wrap Their Heads Around And They Know What They're Getting Which I Think Also Leads To Reviewers Not Having Or Critics Not Having A Misaligned Idea Of What The Game Is Going To Be Which

[00:49:14] Does Tend I Think Often Leads To Negative Reviews When You Think Something Is Going To Be Some Type Of Way And Then When You Get It It's Not And Then You Know You're Like What Is This At At Least That Is What Happens I Think A Lot In With Horror In General Or Other Things Are Like Oh This Is Not The Type Of Thing I Thought It Was Going To Be So Yeah Is There Anyone Else Is There Anything Anyone Wants To Say On

[00:49:44] Their Choices Other People's Choices Their Picks I Want To Talk About All Day Long How I Had Resident Evil Requiem Stolen From It I Am Very Excited For Dragon Quest 7 Though I Really Want To Play That Game Again Should Have I I Know I Should Have I Think We Did You Guys We All Did A Good Job This Year Because I Had A List Of Priority Games And That They Make Up Essentially

[00:50:14] The List Of Games That We Combined Yeah Yeah Absolutely Like All I Then I Had Like A Maybes List But I Don't Like Everything Else Went So Yeah There Was Only One Game On My

[00:50:43] Prior List That Didn't Get Selected What Was It Oh Wait Don't Tell Half Life Three I'm Not Gonna Tell You Yeah So Someone Should Have Half Life Three This Year Is The Year This Is The Year I Don't Know Why People Like People Are Like You Watch When The Steam Machine Comes Out They're Putting Out Half Life Three And It's Like Okay Everybody Was Really Confident That There Was Going To Be A Secret Episode Of Stranger Things Too But That Didn't Happen

[00:51:13] That Didn't Happen We're We're In A World Where Valve Doesn't Really Need To Make Games Anymore No They God They Make Plenty Of Money Off Steam Dude We Did It

[00:51:43] This Is How I Get Everybody To Start Slow Clapping Yay We Did It We Did The Fantasy Critic Amazing It's Done This Fantasy Critic Thinks It's Going To Be Jerry Damn Well I Mean Yeah Time Will Tell

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[00:56:47] Open Desert Yeah Fuck We gotta Leave Or else I'm gonna Start Flipping Things Over Alright Let's Get Out