Employers For Jobs | Five Nights at Freddy's: Into the Pit, Ninja Gaiden 4, Ys Origin, and The Dank Tank

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Do you have pan Of pizza in
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course, we don't.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Of course, we do.
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You could have fooled me. You son of a you
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I did fool you. I fooled you.
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Fool me once. Shame on me. Fool me twice. Shame on me.
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Shame on Obama. Welcome back to Super Ghost. If you don't know what's
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up, this is what's up, cast.
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Yeah. We are. We were number one for a hot second yesterday, and we we're we're quite proud of that. So be sure to go check out the YouTube the YouTube channel. YouTube The the Chuby Tube.
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Get us over there on that YouTube, please. Yeah. So if you don't know what we do over here, you're about to find out that we don't have we don't have real concrete plan most times going into this show.
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It's a show about nothing. Quote sign, though.
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Pretty much. Mhmm. Kinda is. Yeah. This is a show about nothing but also video game stuff.
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It's not even like I guess we're video game stuff. We're mostly video game stuff, but like, it's kind of a grab bag of everything. Right?
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Of all kinds.
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Especially today. Yep. We we just we like doing dumb things sometimes, and this is one of those times where we had a we had an idea where I said, Aaron, why don't I legally because I am where it is legal legally
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Mhmm.
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Hit my weed vape and sit here and have you grill me about some some video game questions. And then Aaron was like, well, I why don't you tell him, Aaron? Why why don't you tell him what you were like? Because I I don't like it when people tell stories when you're there, but you can also tell the story. And I'm I'm just telling it for you, but you're just sitting there and, like, nodding.
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I don't like that. So Okay. Now now you go and tell your part of the story.
[00:02:23] - [Aaron]
Okay. Well, yeah. So Jerry pitched the idea, and it's it's just us, by the way. There's no Craig. There's no Beth.
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Yeah. So anyway, yeah, we're good.
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I like how you had to say that as if to say, like, there's listeners out there right now being like, where the fuck is Craig and Beth? Why? What's happening?
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Can't I hear their voices? Like, shaking their fucking phones.
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Shaking and shit.
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Dear podcast addict, where the fuck is Beth and Greg? They're like emailing their podcaster app. Anyway, you know, so so I had I've I've got five questions for Jerry. One through five with one being the easiest, five being the hardest. And I think we decided on, like, if he answers them wrong, he has to reveal an embarrassing fact about himself or something.
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Yeah. Like, even if it's just like a story, like a quick story or something embarrassing. I I I gotta spill the beans on embarrassment, is basically what what I'm gonna have to do.
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But yeah. And I hope I hope we're doing the same for me. Like, you've got the same
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Oh, yeah.
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One through five, one being easiest, all that. And then, yeah, if I if I answer one wrong, I have to I have to reveal an fuck. Reveal an embarrassing fact. Jesus Christ. Am I high?
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Yes. Can you get a contact high over the Internet, baby?
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I bet you can. I bet you can. But
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We can find out.
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Yeah. But that's that's it. I mean, we're also gonna talk about what we're playing. I've got an update on Ys origin because in the last episode where I talked with Greg, I was, like, maybe an hour, hour and a half in. Now I'm a full blown twelve hours in, and I've got some some beans to spill.
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And I hope Jerry has beans to spill about Ninja Gaiden four or other games.
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I do. Okay. I do.
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What's
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This has been a this has been an interesting week outside of video games for celebrities. More Britney? The no. Not Britney this time. Although, our prime minister is dating Katy Perry.
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There's that.
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Hell, yeah.
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You go go. Sorry. Not our prime He's not our he's not our prime minister anymore. Justin Trudeau. Yeah.
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He's he's just some guy that's rich and banging Katy Perry now.
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Sweet. Sweet. Okay. Everything I could I I Everything I hope to be.
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Yep. She she hasn't really been the same since she came back from the moon or wherever the fuck they did in outer space. Or were they even in space? They weren't even in space. I think they just, like, went up a little higher than an airplane, and they were like, and, like, they just, like, were they didn't really have gravity that much, and then they, like, said that they were like, yeah.
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We're in space. And then they came back down.
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That sounds And
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then they weren't in space.
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Sounds like a very Katy Perry thing. Close enough. We're in space.
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Yeah. Oh, got a space.
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So space.
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So spiced up here. Oh my god. Look at that. It's all black and stars and stuff. Can see spiced.
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Oh, man.
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I don't think that's how she actually talks. But, yeah, the other thing is to you know, it sucks when people that you admire as celebrities do really bad shit, and then you're like, man, fucking you all you had to do was be normal and cool. But Mike Smith, who is better known as
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Bubbles from
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Trailer Dark Boys
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Yep.
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Because this is something that hit close to home for me because I am from the East Coast Of Canada, lived like the next province over from where Trailer Park Boys is filmed. And it was a huge part of my life, like, growing up in a in a weird way.
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Mhmm.
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So, like, I guess the other thing is too, this has been something that's been going on, I think, for a long time. It's been like a worst kept secret. Shit. Like, people knew about it. Yeah.
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So he finally got charged with sexual assaults. So get fucked, Mike Smith. All you had to do is be fucking cool, dude. That's you know what? Let me speak to let me speak to all you you hooligans out there.
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All I gotta do is be chill, man. Just fucking chill.
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This is
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like, just be cool.
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That's how I feel about Chris He Pratt, could have been so cool, but then he was like, God rules and all this other stuff. Chris Pratt from, like I mean, early on when he was in what the fuck was it? Parks and Rec and, like, the Lego movie and other movies, he was cool. But then he started making those, like, garbage ass tweets about God is good and gays are bad and stuff like that. Basically, just Yeah.
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Throwing his whole, like, reputation down the shithole.
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Hey, hooligans, knuckleheads. Just be fucking cool. Mhmm. Okay? That's it.
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That's all I gotta do. Just gotta be cool.
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Just don't be douchebags.
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Yeah, don't be douchebags. Also, speaking of almond eyes, fucking Hawkeye is out there threatening people on his set that he's gonna call ice on them.
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Jeremy Renner?
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That guy. Jeremy Renner. Yeah. The guy that looks like he he's like a melted candle face that melted and then someone like smooshed
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it a little bit too, like Mhmm.
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The sides.
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Or like Like,
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fuck his shit and the horses he rode in on.
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Or like the the the kid from Stranger Things. Well, I guess his is more just like, you would take a gummy bear and just like, that's his
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And like, to be fair, he looked like that before he got ran over by a plow.
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Forgot that happened. Holy shit.
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Yeah, dude. He got ran over by a plow and had his fucking eyes put back together just so that he could see color again.
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Ew. Cool, but ew. Yeah. Fucking asshole. Anyway surgery on fucking gray.
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I don't
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know why we always end up talking about maybe we should just like, our news section should just be about celebrities. Like, so we're, like, fucking just celebrity gossip. We're our our news section should just be TMZ, like, TMZ bullshit. We should just do
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that for for Patreon shit. We'll just shit on celebrities or something.
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Yeah. Official Britney Welch. Britney Welch. Other than that, I don't I I don't know if I have I don't have much in the way.
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I had something, but I fucking lost it. There
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is there is one no. No. We'll we'll save that. We'll save that for another time because we we got we got a bit of time limit today, and I wanna make sure that we get all this in. All this in.
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So without further ado, let's quickly talk about what we've been playing.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah. Tell us about Ys or Yees or Yees.
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Yees. Yees origin. Yeezy's origin. Yeah. So Yeezy's
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Before the racism.
[00:09:47] - [Aaron]
Shit. Before the prison. Yeezy's origin. So it's was it it takes place seven hundred years before the first couple of games. First of all, this is a straight up ass dungeon crawl.
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You play as either Unica or Hugo with Unica being like like an axe wielding melee fighter and Hugo is like a ranged sorcerer or mage, whatever you want to call it. They both play very differently. They have their own unique cool upgrades and shit. And you'll you'll ascend this gigantic tower. The whole game, you're in this tower and you're trying to get to the top because bad shit is happening.
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I don't wanna spoil anything about the story because it's actually pretty cool. Along the way in this tower, you'll find upgrades to your different abilities like Unica. Like I said, she starts off with a sword. She eventually gets this cool, like, spinning whirlwind attack, and then she gets this, like, gigantic lightning strike attack, and then she gets a big ass sword that throws, like, a like a phoenix flame, and that's your, like, your one ranged attack with her. Yeah, man.
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It's just fun as shit just going from floor to floor, trying to find, like, secret hidden areas that'll give you a health upgrade. I hate to say it, but it's almost kind of like a Metroidvania, kinda, because you can use your, like
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Just don't tell me it's soul. If you say souls like,
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I'm No. Not at all souls like.
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I'll book a flight to Iowa. I punch you directly in the Adam's apple.
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Ding dong. Hello. Yeah. So, like, you can use your whirlwind ability to get a little bit of, like, a little bit of, like, a hover when you do a jump. And you also later on, you get a double jump, you get the ability to you get these, like, spiky shoes that'll let you walk up, like, flat sloped areas.
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You'll get the ability to breathe longer underwater, shit like that. The the bosses though, holy shit, they they're tough. Like, I'm playing on normal difficulty and some bosses have taken me like fucking six or seven tries to beat them because because first of all, the game doesn't tell you like shit about how to beat the boss, which I actually like. I I kind of prefer that a game doesn't Wait.
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What what console was this originally on?
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Originally, it was on PC, but now it's on everything. PC. On Switch. Yeah. Back in 2006.
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Originally on PC?
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Yeah. In 2006.
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Then it must have been originally on, like, PS two. No?
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PC only in 2006. What? Yeah.
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That's such a weird thing.
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I know.
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2006 barely ever got, like, exclusives like that.
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I know. I I think when it came to Switch, that was its first ever console release. I think I could be wrong, but it's also on GOG, which is where so I I own it on GOG and I played a good amount with Hugo, got stuck on a boss, and then I was like, fuck this. I'm playing something else. Yeah.
[00:12:56] - [Aaron]
So I bought it again on Switch because it was on sale for, like like, 4 or $5. Like, why the fuck not? Playing this Unica, I mean, that that shit's great. But, yeah, the bosses so they don't tell you shit about, like, how you're supposed to fight the boss at all. Like, it'll be this gigantic fucking boss with and you're just supposed to find its one weak spot.
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There's one boss that's like this centipede and it's crawling up and down this, like, column in the middle of a room and you're supposed to, like, hack away at the different, like, little nubs on its body and eventually get make your way to its head. And, yeah, shit is it's tough. It's fucking unrelenting.
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And there's How long did it take you to beat that?
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I haven't beaten it yet. I'm almost there, though. I think one playthrough is, like, fifteen hours, I believe. So it's Okay. Not long at And there's there's three characters total.
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So like, there's the first two I mentioned, each playthrough is I think like twelve to fifteen hours. But then when you beat it with I forget if it's one of those two or both, you unlock a third like a third secret character that ties into the story and shit, so that's really cool.
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I've been I've been trucking along with Ninja Gaiden four. At chapter 12 now, I think, of I I believe there are 19 chapters in total. I looked it up.
[00:14:35] - [Aaron]
Oh, shit. You're almost done. The reason
[00:14:36] - [Gerry]
why I looked it up is because I think I'm ready already. I think I've had my fill, but I don't I don't quit games. I I especially if I've gone halfway through them, I'll just see it to the end. The game is good, I think. But, like, I don't I didn't really want this so forgive me for sounding like a Pokemon fan or a Silent Hill fan here, but it isn't really what I wanted out of a Ninja guiding game.
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And that's not to say that it's not a good game. That's the that's the problem. It is a good game, and it's a good platinum game because it does feel like a platinum game. But the things like, it's missing some really important aspects of what I liked about the other two Ninja Gaiden games on Xbox. And that was that they were like they had like interconnected areas, you know, like you could you could go to like it it was almost like one area would lead to another but like you could you could come back to that area after a bit.
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Like the first the first one had that. I don't know really if the second one has that or not. Maybe it doesn't, but I I think it does. There's probably people out there screaming at me right now that I'm either wrong or right or just shut up,
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move on.
[00:16:04] - [Gerry]
But I I feel like there's things missing from this one. And, like, it comes up and says, like, chapter 11. They may as well just call them levels because they're they're just levels. Like, you're just going from one place to the next place. There's no, like, backtracking or anything like that that I've seen so far unless, like, halfway through the game you get to, like, some hub area.
[00:16:31] - [Gerry]
But, like, Ninja Gaiden, like, Sigma and Black or just Ninja Gaiden on Xbox, they all had or that first one had like interconnected areas and like you would find different keys and shit like it like it just I don't know. It it felt different and this one doesn't have that. It's still cool but it's also like I feel like it's too fluid. I don't know if that makes sense or not. Ninja Gaiden always felt very, Yeah.
[00:17:04] - [Gerry]
Like, Like, Ninja Gaiden has, like it's almost like a stiffness and a, like, deliberateness to how you Yeah. I I game. Agree But this is just too fluid, like, you're just you're just ripping through dudes and, like, you're up in the air and you're flying, like and I know that you do that in the other ninja guiding games, and that's the problem. This is a good game. It's just not a good ninja guiding game, if that makes sense.
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And, like, to for me, like, I I know people are raving about this, and I kinda am too. I'm I'm actually in a weird place with this game because I think it's really fun and cool, but the whole time I'm playing, I'm like, I should just go and play that that Ninja Gaiden two black, like that remake that came out this year. Because that also came out this year. I'm like, I should just go play that because that's kinda what I want. I want that.
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I want that. But I'm still trucking through this thing. It's fine, I guess. If not a little bit repetitive. I just got like what seems like the last weapon.
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And like the weapons are fine, but yeah. I don't know. I'll I'll probably have it finished by this week. I've I've also been playing this is such a random ass game. I've also been playing Five Nights at Freddy's into the pit.
[00:18:33] - [Aaron]
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was the the game that you slapped into the or you wanted slapped into the newsletter. I was wondering if that was like a joke or or what?
[00:18:42] - [Gerry]
No. No. That was not a joke. The game is a joke, but it was not a game or it was not a joke that I was playing that game.
[00:18:51] - [Aaron]
It was not a game.
[00:18:53] - [Gerry]
It's I don't know. It's it runs terribly on Switch one. Like, it's Fuck. It's bad. You wouldn't think that a two d game like that would run at 30 frames per second with sometimes hitching.
[00:19:10] - [Aaron]
Two d? Is it a platformer?
[00:19:12] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Well, it's like a it's like clock tower. Think think that way.
[00:19:19] - [Aaron]
Oh, like the like the first clock tower?
[00:19:22] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not point and click, like you move the kid around and stuff. And, like, it it's it's interesting the things that it does.
[00:19:31] - [Gerry]
Like, it it kinda has, like, a light world and dark world kinda thing going on. Yeah. And, like, I I have genuinely gotten some jump scares, but, like, those games goddamn it, those games with their stupid cheap jump scares because they're just, like, loud ass noises. They're not it's nothing impressive. It's not like, you know, other good scares that I've had.
[00:19:54] - [Gerry]
It's I don't know. I don't even know why I'm like I don't even know, like I I feel like I'm I'm Beth after she played Final Fantasy seven rebirth. Like, I I'm like, do I like video games anymore? Like, what the fuck's going on?
[00:20:04] - [Aaron]
We we all get that way.
[00:20:07] - [Gerry]
Yeah. I guess.
[00:20:08] - [Aaron]
I I had that a little bit before. I think it was when I was going through those those short ass games, like Tiny Terry and fucking Tome and shit. I was like, do I even enjoy, like, JRPGs or, like, any game that's not one hour long, but you'll get there. You might just be, like, fatigued or something.
[00:20:31] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Fatigue would? Played I've played a lot of fairly large games this year, so Yeah. That was part of the reason why I threw on that Five Nights at Freddy's just because I was like, I need something small, something dumb,
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like a low
[00:20:45] - [Gerry]
I I yeah. And I got exactly what I wanted there. Exactly what I wanted. Yeah. I'm gonna continue playing Ninja Gaiden and see where that takes me.
[00:21:01] - [Aaron]
In in regards to, like, you like, like Ninja Gaiden four being just fine and everything, is it because you play as the new guy fucking Wakamo or whatever his name is for, like, the majority of the game? Chocomo fucking That guy is I've heard all about it from Greg. I don't know if you've heard the latest episode, but Greg laid the fuck into him.
[00:21:25] - [Gerry]
He's a nothing burger. He's just, like, so like, at first, I was like, oh, maybe he's gonna, like, get cooler. He doesn't. He doesn't get cooler. He just stays edge lord.
[00:21:38] - [Gerry]
Yep. Like like, he runs into another character at one point and she's like, yo, like, where the fuck are you going? Like, can you like, you better be careful what you're doing with these people. They're like strong. And he just like looks at her and goes, fuck off.
[00:21:53] - [Gerry]
And it's like,
[00:21:54] - [Aaron]
yep. Man. Edge Lord as
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fuck. Really? Yeah. Come on. Yeah.
[00:21:58] - [Gerry]
He's I don't know. It's just dumb. And then like, the couple times that I like, when you see Ryu, you're like, oh, and then they just he goes away. And then you just, like he's gonna be the last boss of the fucking game, I know it, because they did a little switcheroo. They did a Metal Gear Solid two with us.
[00:22:14] - [Gerry]
Yeah. They've made us think that we're gonna be playing as one person, but maybe maybe they didn't even do that. Maybe I'm just too fucking stupid and I didn't pay attention to any of the marketing material that they had out that probably showed every clip with Yakima.
[00:22:29] - [Aaron]
Fucking Yomaka.
[00:22:31] - [Gerry]
Fucking cares. Yomaka. Yeah. Know. Give some shit about that guy.
[00:22:36] - [Gerry]
Anyways.
[00:22:36] - [Aaron]
I mean, yeah. And it is it's really when when you buy a Ninja Gaiden game, you would expect to be Ryu because as far as I know, he was the only care like, the only playable character in, like, goddamn near every game since the NES, hasn't he?
[00:22:55] - [Gerry]
I think. Yeah. I think so. I think you're right.
[00:22:59] - [Aaron]
It's yeah. It's it's weird that they chose this one to just be like, no, no, no, no. No one wants for you anymore. No. Don't do that.
[00:23:06] - [Aaron]
Put Right. Put Joaquin Phoenix or whatever his fucking name. Put Joaquin in there. Fucking quinoa, whatever the fuck his name is. I legitimately
[00:23:16] - [Gerry]
Quinoa Phoenix?
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What the fuck is his name? I don't remember what the fuck his name is. Who? Blood blade motherfucker from Ninja Gaiden four. Yakamo.
[00:23:26] - [Aaron]
Is it is it Yakamo?
[00:23:30] - [Gerry]
I think.
[00:23:32] - [Aaron]
Jaquomo? Reverse Cuomo?
[00:23:38] - [Gerry]
Ja'Miriqua?
[00:23:41] - [Aaron]
That'd be cool if you unlocked Ja'Miriqua's dumb fucking hat for him as a costume.
[00:23:47] - [Gerry]
Yeah. His name is Yakamo.
[00:23:49] - [Aaron]
Okay. Okay.
[00:23:50] - [Gerry]
Cool. Stupid fucking name.
[00:23:52] - [Aaron]
Greg was talking about Greg went off about his, like, dumb fucking blood blades about how, like, at, like, at the end of combat or whatever, he, like, wipes the blood off of his fucking blood blades or, like, then like, I don't know.
[00:24:09] - [Gerry]
Yeah. That sounds like a thing that Greg would get mad about. Yeah. Yeah. It's not something that annoys me at all.
[00:24:14] - [Gerry]
I never even thought of it that way. And even now that I'm thinking about it, it doesn't bother me.
[00:24:18] - [Aaron]
Okay. Okay. Good. Yep. That that sucks about Ninja Gaiden four, man.
[00:24:22] - [Aaron]
Because you were all about all of those other ones. Like, you were like, I cannot stop until I've played every single one of these. But this one, you're finally just like you've hit a wall and you're like, levels
[00:24:33] - [Gerry]
You know what is a good Ninja Gaiden game that came out this year? Ninja Gaiden two black. And also Ninja Gaiden Ragebound is a very good game.
[00:24:42] - [Aaron]
Anyone that's not four pretty much?
[00:24:45] - [Gerry]
And again, I like four. It's not that I don't like it. I just don't like it as a Ninja Gaiden game. I like it just fine as a platinum game. Like, it's it's, you know, on par with, like, fastball chain kind of it's not even close to Bayonetta.
[00:25:04] - [Gerry]
What? Mm-mm. It doesn't have the style of Bayonetta. Oh, I guess style. Like, I fought in a flooded neon lit Tokyo.
[00:25:16] - [Gerry]
I fought a giant shark ghost thing. That was cool. But also it kinda wasn't.
[00:25:27] - [Aaron]
Kinda wasn't. It just
[00:25:28] - [Gerry]
a shark. Oh. It was just a shark with like a bunch of fucking Luigi's Mansion ghosts in his mouth.
[00:25:34] - [Aaron]
Man, remember that time in Bayonetta one where you're like surfing on a piece of fucking driftwood and you're fighting that like giant spider or like serpent fucking thing that's like in the ocean? Holy shit. Bayonetta one was so good. Unrelated, I know. But holy fuck
[00:25:52] - [Gerry]
I have a question to make.
[00:25:53] - [Aaron]
What's up?
[00:25:54] - [Gerry]
I've only ever I've only ever played a couple hours of Bayonetta one and I've never played the other ones.
[00:25:59] - [Aaron]
I mean, you don't really need to play three. Everybody says three is pretty mid. If anything, just play one and two.
[00:26:04] - [Gerry]
Really? I've heard really good things about three. I don't know.
[00:26:07] - [Aaron]
I I heard from, what, Trey and a couple other people that three is is very mid, doesn't live up to two. Two was like like as high as the fucking series could go.
[00:26:32] - [Gerry]
Let's get into the thing. Let's do it. Let's do a thing. The start button on the dank tank.
[00:26:47] - [Aaron]
Alright. So should we go, like, should we take turns asking questions until we've gone through all of them or should we just ask one person until No.
[00:26:57] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You ask you ask one person till they pass out or suffocate themselves.
[00:27:02] - [Aaron]
Okay.
[00:27:02] - [Gerry]
Put a plastic bag over their head.
[00:27:04] - [Aaron]
Like Manhunt Manhunt made me do this. Alright. Do you wanna go first?
[00:27:13] - [Gerry]
No. You you do you do me first.
[00:27:15] - [Aaron]
That's what that's what I'm asking. Like, do you wanna answer the questions first?
[00:27:19] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You do me first.
[00:27:20] - [Aaron]
Okay. I'll do you first. Okay. Alright, Junior. Do me first.
[00:27:23] - [Aaron]
Alright. Pick one, two, three, four, or five.
[00:27:26] - [Gerry]
Now it's gotten so complicated.
[00:27:28] - [Aaron]
Okay. Fine. Question number question number one, Jerry. Yeah. So in the in the the hit blockbuster action packed video game Super Mario 64, how do you unlock Yoshi?
[00:27:43] - [Gerry]
You get a 120 stars, and he's on the roof.
[00:27:46] - [Aaron]
Correct. Yes.
[00:27:47] - [Gerry]
Woo
[00:27:47] - [Aaron]
hoo. No embarrassing fact for you. Alright. We're going we're we're ramping up the difficulty just a little bit. Little bit.
[00:27:59] - [Aaron]
Number two, question two. In in Pokemon, what is the name of
[00:28:03] - [Gerry]
Oh, god.
[00:28:04] - [Aaron]
What is the name of Chikorita's first evolution? The one that comes right before Meganium. Here's here's a fun twist. You can have three hints, not for each question, but like three hints total that you can use in in further questions.
[00:28:22] - [Gerry]
Chikorita's second evolution?
[00:28:24] - [Aaron]
Yep. It goes Chikorita, this one, and then Meganium. This one being the one that you you have to guess. Gardevoir? Is that your final answer?
[00:28:43] - [Gerry]
Oh, like, can't guess three times.
[00:28:47] - [Aaron]
No. You so, like so you you'll have three, I guess, like, hints and every time you use one, one's gone. So you you won't be able to use them all on, like, every The
[00:29:01] - [Gerry]
thing. Yeah. Alright. So I'll go three of my hints all at once. Alright.
[00:29:09] - [Gerry]
Give me give me a hint.
[00:29:11] - [Aaron]
Okay. Let me jot down the EVUsed one. I'm just gonna put a one. Alright. There we go.
[00:29:17] - [Aaron]
Alright. So the the form the first half is b a y bae. It's
[00:29:27] - [Gerry]
like Bailiff. Right?
[00:29:31] - [Aaron]
Like in court? Like in Judge Judy, the Bailiff? Bailiff smack his nuts. It's Bayleaf. That's that's close enough.
[00:29:50] - [Aaron]
Yeah. It's Bayleaf.
[00:29:52] - [Gerry]
Yeah. That's what I said. Bay leaf. Okay. Like the literal leaves that you put in your soup.
[00:29:59] - [Gerry]
Bay leaf.
[00:30:00] - [Aaron]
Yep. You are right. It is bay leaf. Yahoo.
[00:30:03] - [Gerry]
Hell yeah. Hell, yeah. Hell, Avoiding those embarrassing stories this time.
[00:30:07] - [Aaron]
Alright. Question number three. Make sure you got your thinking pants on. Jerry
[00:30:14] - [Gerry]
took them off. What am I supposed to do now?
[00:30:17] - [Aaron]
Barlow. Name one of the two release titles for the n 64 DD. Either either one.
[00:30:34] - [Gerry]
Mario's art studio.
[00:30:38] - [Aaron]
Close enough. Mario artist paint studio, but you're you're you're pretty much on it.
[00:30:44] - [Gerry]
Mario Mario Paint two. You know what? I'll if
[00:30:49] - [Aaron]
you can if you can guess what the other game is, I'll give you I'll give you another hint back, I think. Well, no. Fuck it. No.
[00:30:57] - [Gerry]
This is just
[00:30:57] - [Aaron]
this is your this is your time.
[00:30:59] - [Gerry]
You to be sure. I'm not gonna take that chance.
[00:31:02] - [Aaron]
No. I mean, this is just you like you can guess it. If if you think you know it, you can guess it. It's there's no penalty. Or no.
[00:31:08] - [Aaron]
No.
[00:31:09] - [Gerry]
I'm just trying
[00:31:09] - [Aaron]
to Maybe there is.
[00:31:11] - [Gerry]
Goddamn it. You can't make up rules on the spot.
[00:31:14] - [Aaron]
Fine.
[00:31:15] - [Gerry]
I mean This isn't your game. You didn't didn't come up with this game?
[00:31:19] - [Aaron]
I guess not. Sorry. That's not like for trivia. Bullshit. Prove it to me.
[00:31:28] - [Gerry]
Fuck you. You're the trivia master.
[00:31:33] - [Aaron]
The other one is Doshin the Giant. Goddamn it.
[00:31:36] - [Gerry]
Oh. I I wouldn't have gotten that. I knew about that one, but I I wouldn't have got that.
[00:31:41] - [Aaron]
This one this one Yeah. You you better have an embarrassing fucking embarrassing story ready. How many Goemon games are released on Game Boy Color?
[00:31:53] - [Gerry]
Fuck.
[00:31:57] - [Aaron]
Two. Wrong. Three. No. No.
[00:32:06] - [Aaron]
Three.
[00:32:09] - [Gerry]
Alright. I don't know if I told this story on the podcast before, but it's a it's a it's a bit of a doozy. So I did I ever tell the story about how I shit my pants in my parents' truck with my cousin because we were having a farting competition?
[00:32:31] - [Aaron]
I don't think so. This sounds good.
[00:32:33] - [Gerry]
That would tell.
[00:32:34] - [Aaron]
No. You didn't.
[00:32:35] - [Gerry]
So well, I just gave away the spoiler. I shit my pants. But there it gets funnier. It's a it's a it's a funny story. So my cousin like, my parents brought us to the fucking middle of nowhere because they were like, we're gonna go visit some old people.
[00:32:53] - [Gerry]
And we were like, oh, man. That sucks. Well, you don't have to come in. Like, you guys could just stay in the truck. We're only running in here for, like, a half an hour.
[00:33:01] - [Gerry]
You guys got your, you know, your game boys in there. You guys can entertain yourself. I was like, hell yeah. So they go in, and my cousin have a guess what my cousin's name is.
[00:33:16] - [Aaron]
Jamere Quai?
[00:33:17] - [Gerry]
Nope. Shit. It's Brad. Bradley Bradley Bradley.
[00:33:23] - [Aaron]
Bradley. So I
[00:33:26] - [Gerry]
I'm in the back seat with my my cousin Brad and, know, we you know, like, we're like I I was like maybe 13, 12 or 13 And, you know, we're back we're just started farting like a bunch of boys will do and laughing at it. And then it's like we're we're basically, Alpha said we're playing the penis game with our asses.
[00:33:54] - [Aaron]
I said it anyways. Playing the penis game with our asses.
[00:34:12] - [Gerry]
Alright. You better calm down. This isn't a fucking grab ass parlor here. Better calm down. No.
[00:34:17] - [Gerry]
Keep continuing. I did not say that. I did not say we were playing the penis game with our asses. So anyways, we were playing we were essentially playing the penis game with our asses, and we were like, you know, trying to top each other's fart, like louder and louder and louder. And then eventually it got to a point where I just fully shit my pants.
[00:34:38] - [Gerry]
Like, fully shit my pants. Like a messy shit. Oh, yeah. Filled my pants with shit. Both legs.
[00:34:50] - [Gerry]
Then, you know, he it went from I was laughing to basically, like, panic. Like, probably the first time I ever felt anxiety in my life. Like, this is the root of my anxiety. Because I I just, like, felt helpless. Like, we're in the middle of nowhere.
[00:35:07] - [Gerry]
We're in my parents' vehicle. My parents are gonna kill me if they find out that I shit my clothes at age 13 or wherever the fuck I am. Like, there's not really a good enough excuse to be like, I shit my pants when you're that old. Unless, like, you have a medical thing going on. You're just like, sorry dad, I shit my pants and I'm a 13 year old like kid.
[00:35:32] - [Gerry]
Like there's not really any coming back from that. Like you you crossed some lines. And so my cousin's, like, laughing hysterically at
[00:35:44] - [Aaron]
Of course.
[00:35:45] - [Gerry]
You know? My agony because he's he's like, he knows that I'm I'm fucked. I have no way of getting around this. So I am like, I gotta I gotta go in this house right now. Like, I have to.
[00:35:59] - [Gerry]
I have to go in this house right now and just, like, quickly be like, can I use your bathroom and beeline it for the bathroom? Like, I I gotta do something about this.
[00:36:08] - [Aaron]
Holy shit.
[00:36:09] - [Gerry]
So I go in. So I go in and I'm like in this little, like like, picture if you will. This is like this house is quite literally surrounded by, like, just trees. Like, we're in the woods and we're on a dirt, like, gravel driveway and it's just like a rectangle box of a house. Like, it's just this little house.
[00:36:33] - [Aaron]
Hell, yeah.
[00:36:34] - [Gerry]
So, like, I open up the the front door, and I'm in their porch and their kitchen and basically their bathroom too. Like, I like, walk into their entire house. So I'm just like standing there confronted and they all kinda turn around and my I'm about to be like, can I use your bathroom? But my mom's like, oh, there's my son. Why don't you and they're like, oh, come here and meet him.
[00:36:58] - [Gerry]
We have
[00:36:58] - [Aaron]
a like you have an intro so
[00:37:00] - [Gerry]
now I'm getting introduced to these old ass people that are my relatives somewhere down the the lineage with my pants filled with shit. And they're like hugging me and stuff. They're like, oh my god, you're such a handsome boy. And I'm like, I have shit in my I have literally shit in my pants right now. Like, what the fuck, lady?
[00:37:22] - [Gerry]
So I'm like, can I use your bathroom? And they're like, yes, of course. So I like fucking squish scoot over to the bathroom. Squish scoot. And you know what I did, dude?
[00:37:33] - [Gerry]
I took my fucking my pants off and my underwear. Luckily, my underwear caught all the shit like a nice shit hammock. And I take my my underwear off and I ball them well, I first, I like flap out the fucking shit as much as I could. And then I'm like, do I clean these in the sink or something right now? Like, do you think they're full shit?
[00:37:59] - [Gerry]
You better clean it up.
[00:38:01] - [Aaron]
You just fucking leave it there. You're just like, whoosh.
[00:38:05] - [Gerry]
Get it all over their walls and shit. So fuck. I just I did what I thought was the right move at the time. I just took my underwear off and I balled them up and I, like, wrapped it with a bit of toilet paper and I shoved it in their garbage.
[00:38:23] - [Aaron]
Oh, hell yeah.
[00:38:26] - [Gerry]
And then I just, like, clean myself up, threw my threw those pants back on. What what like, gave them, like, a nice later and just, like,
[00:38:39] - [Aaron]
they're gonna come in there later and be like, what the fuck stinks, dude? Yeah.
[00:38:44] - [Gerry]
They went in there like Bob yeah. They went in there like Bob Saget in Dumb and Dumber when there's just like shit everywhere. It's all over the walls. Yeah. Pretty much.
[00:38:57] - [Gerry]
So, yeah, there you go. You're welcome. Was embarrassing story for you.
[00:39:01] - [Aaron]
Holy shit. Alright. I gotta I gotta shift back a couple of years after that one. Jesus age Christ.
[00:39:09] - [Gerry]
A few moments later.
[00:39:11] - [Aaron]
Alright. Alright. Last question, Jerry. And you still have two hints left, so I mean, you can use them if you want, but you don't have to. Alright.
[00:39:21] - [Aaron]
What is the name of the Silent Hill game released for iPhones, iPod touch, and mobile phones in 2008? What is the full name of that Silent Hill game released for those mobile phones?
[00:39:36] - [Gerry]
I need a hint. I know it's it's got something to do with fucking books.
[00:39:42] - [Aaron]
It's But
[00:39:43] - [Gerry]
I need a hint.
[00:39:45] - [Aaron]
Okay. So, of course, it's Silent Hill colon the and then the rest of the name comes after that. So Silent Hill the
[00:39:59] - [Gerry]
It's not a very good hint. I could have gotten to that point on my own.
[00:40:03] - [Aaron]
So it's it's Silent Hill, the and then it's just a single word. The blank.
[00:40:11] - [Gerry]
The movie.
[00:40:12] - [Aaron]
Silent Hill, the movie, the the book, the game, the bowl game. The game.
[00:40:19] - [Gerry]
I mean, technically, you still
[00:40:20] - [Aaron]
have another hint left, so you can use your last hint if you want.
[00:40:25] - [Gerry]
Dude, I One single one?
[00:40:27] - [Aaron]
I'm drawing a blank
[00:40:27] - [Gerry]
on this one. I'm drawing a blank.
[00:40:30] - [Aaron]
Do you want your last hint? This should help you out quite a bit.
[00:40:35] - [Gerry]
Silent Hill colon the.
[00:40:38] - [Aaron]
The one word that you need to to figure out starts with an e. Silent Hill the e.
[00:40:50] - [Gerry]
Was that my third hit? Was that my last hit?
[00:40:54] - [Aaron]
I thought that's what you were getting at, but I mean, I can't take it back now. So Silent Hill the colon the or fuck. Silent Hill colon the and then the last word starts
[00:41:07] - [Gerry]
Silent colon the the electric boogaloo.
[00:41:13] - [Aaron]
Silent just Silent Hill the Silent Hill Damn.
[00:41:18] - [Gerry]
Silent Hill the extreme.
[00:41:21] - [Aaron]
That'd be fucking sweet, but I I won't count that as a guess because I know you're joking.
[00:41:29] - [Gerry]
Silent Hill The Echoes?
[00:41:34] - [Aaron]
You locking that bitch in?
[00:41:36] - [Gerry]
May as well because I don't fucking know otherwise.
[00:41:39] - [Aaron]
Wrong. It's Silent Hill The Escape. It was a first person game. What? Yeah.
[00:41:46] - [Aaron]
It was like a little rail shooter.
[00:41:49] - [Gerry]
Never even heard of it. That's crazy. Uh-huh. Okay.
[00:41:52] - [Aaron]
Alright.
[00:41:53] - [Gerry]
So I know the story. Yeah. It's it's that time again. Roll on. So here's another go on.
[00:41:59] - [Gerry]
So ironically, I think I was also baked when this story happened. I was fresh I was fresh out of doing a trade, like going to trade school and I got a certificate in carpentry. I am not a carpenter. To this day, I'm not
[00:42:24] - [Aaron]
a carpenter.
[00:42:25] - [Gerry]
I'm not a handy person at all. And my parents were the ones that said, you know what will be really fun for you and lots of money? You gotta go be a carpenter. And I was like, I don't wanna do that. They're like, well, too bad.
[00:42:38] - [Gerry]
You're signed up. You start in the fall. Oh, fuck, So anyways, I get out of I get out of school and I'm like, well, I don't know, like, where to even begin looking for jobs.
[00:42:50] - [Aaron]
Where do I carpent?
[00:42:52] - [Gerry]
Like, where do I go? So my my mom is like, well, just go so the the town I wish Beth was here because she would understand this entirely because she's familiar with the town that I grew up in. The town that I grew up in is is quite small, but it's kinda it's kinda got like its own, like, areas, like there's across the train tracks, which is like the the upper part, and then there's like in Nicholsville, there's a whole area in the town called Nicholsville. It's like its own sort of like subdivision kind of thing. Yeah.
[00:43:27] - [Gerry]
So anyways, there was new housing getting built in Nicholsville, but, like, somewhere in Nicholsville. So I call up my buddy, Dollo, and I'm like, hey, man. Do you gotta find jobs too? And he's like, yeah. I gotta look for for a summer job.
[00:43:44] - [Gerry]
And I was like, well, why don't we go, like, go driving around and see what we can find? Because I gotta I gotta go see if I can find, like, something. And he's like, alright. So he's driving, and we're, like, just driving around, like, this residential area, like, just regular place. And I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, pull pull in here.
[00:44:06] - [Gerry]
Pull in here. Pull in here. And he's like, what? What the what do you well, like, what's this? And I was like, just pull pull up.
[00:44:11] - [Gerry]
Roll down your window. And there's just, like, a guy outside, like, putting up siding, like, on a house. And I I yell out, hey. And the guy just, like, turns around, like, yes? And I'm like, do you know any employers for jobs?
[00:44:38] - [Gerry]
And then Dalo looks at me and goes, what the fuck are you saying right now? And he rolls up the window and just like like puts his hand behind the arm, like just backs out of it. Like, this was a man at his private residence just fucking working on his house on a Saturday, and some idiot drives up and just goes, do you know any employers for jobs? Like, that that is the dumbest fucking thing that has ever come out of my mouth. I asked a random fucking person if they knew any employers for jobs.
[00:45:14] - [Aaron]
Holy shit.
[00:45:15] - [Gerry]
Like, the most blanket statement ever. To this to this day, when I say some dumb shit or even like when me and my friends say some dumb shit, we'll be like, that was a real employers for jobs moment. Because like, it was the dumbest shit. Like, this is a, like, this man was so confused. Like, not only was this not a job site.
[00:45:38] - [Gerry]
Okay? Like, this was not a job site. This was a residential area. This was like someone rolling up in your driveway. It's been like, hey.
[00:45:48] - [Aaron]
What what made you what what clicked in your brain that made you thought,
[00:45:52] - [Gerry]
let's ask this guy? Like
[00:45:54] - [Aaron]
I don't know. Was it just I just put like a sign Yeah.
[00:45:59] - [Gerry]
Cause I was like, that guy's working on something. He's at he's
[00:46:02] - [Aaron]
working on his driveway. He's just doing some menial task.
[00:46:08] - [Gerry]
It could have been just anything, dude. And like, yeah, I just roll up. Do you have any do you know any employers for jobs?
[00:46:16] - [Aaron]
Y'all got any of them jobs? We should get we we should
[00:46:20] - [Gerry]
get shirts, employers for jobs.
[00:46:26] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Oh, holy fuck. That's good. Holy shit.
[00:46:30] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Yep. That's that's how it rolls. Anyways, hit me with the last one so I could fuck that up and tell you another story.
[00:46:38] - [Aaron]
That was it.
[00:46:40] - [Gerry]
Oh, it was?
[00:46:41] - [Aaron]
That's all five. Okay.
[00:46:47] - [Gerry]
Well, buckle up because you're up next, buddy boy. We'll be right back. And we're back. So
[00:47:07] - [Aaron]
We are Aaron. Yes.
[00:47:09] - [Gerry]
I I tried my best to compile a fun little little segment of questions here for you.
[00:47:20] - [Aaron]
So I'll do
[00:47:20] - [Gerry]
my best. I'll do my best. Okay. Also, that I can't believe that I didn't get that last Silent Hill one.
[00:47:27] - [Aaron]
I mean, I didn't expect you to. I I picked like the most random fucking, like, garbage. I don't even know how I got to that. I think I was going like I started on Silent Hill and then I went to Akira Yamaoka, then I went to three more things and then I got to that game and I was like, that'd be good. We're like 16 rabbit holes deep.
[00:47:46] - [Aaron]
Add it to the list.
[00:47:49] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Alright. Well, I'm not gonna take any mercy on you. But I'll start you off easy. Okay?
[00:47:57] - [Gerry]
Let's start this off a little easy. Okay. In the Ys series, what is the first and last name of the main character that normally appears? And what was his whole thing in Ys Memories of Salceda.
[00:48:23] - [Aaron]
Well, know his last name is Kristin. It's at all Kristin. And Memories of oh, man. Oh, I don't remember why the fuck he went there. Was it was something with Dogi.
[00:48:42] - [Aaron]
Right?
[00:48:45] - [Gerry]
I don't know.
[00:48:47] - [Aaron]
Fuck. I don't know the memories of Celceta thing, but I know his last name is Kristen for sure.
[00:48:52] - [Gerry]
Well, I'll I'll take it easy on you because that that was kinda like a two part question. Okay. But you you did get that one right. It is Adol Tristan.
[00:49:01] - [Aaron]
Adol Tristan. Congrat Sorry. Yeah.
[00:49:05] - [Gerry]
Congratulations. Moving on. In Pokemon Gold and Silver, there's a there's a little bit of a little Easter egg. I mean, it's a it's a not so Easter Easter egg because everybody who knows anything about Pokemon will know this. But you encounter a famous character from the original game at Mount Silver.
[00:49:30] - [Gerry]
Who is it? And what's the first Pokemon they throw out?
[00:49:34] - [Aaron]
Oh, shit. I know it's red. And the first one, dude. Oh, my god. It's either a Pikachu or a Snorlax.
[00:49:48] - [Aaron]
It can't be Pikachu. No. It's a Pikachu. Right? Like, level 72 Pikachu.
[00:49:59] - [Gerry]
That is correct. I don't know if it's I think it's actually higher than that because I remember I just played this game like a year ago, and I remember seeing that like level 80 something Pikachu and I went, oh, fuck you. Like, because I was only at like level 60 and I was just like steamrolling basically the entire game
[00:50:18] - [Aaron]
Yeah.
[00:50:19] - [Gerry]
At that point. And then you get to him and he throws up like a level 80 Pikachu and I was like, fuck off. Don't do this now. Like.
[00:50:27] - [Aaron]
Honey, I don't even remember if you get anything good from beating him. It's just like, you beat him. And then credits roll. Yeah. Red Red can go himself.
[00:50:42] - [Gerry]
So good good job. Good job. Good job.
[00:50:45] - [Aaron]
Okay. Okay. Rolling.
[00:50:47] - [Gerry]
I'm hoping to trip you up in this one. What is Wario's first appearance?
[00:51:00] - [Aaron]
I know it's a super it's oh my god. It's Super Mario Land. Wait. Yeah. Super Mario Land.
[00:51:16] - [Aaron]
Oh, my god. I I'm not sure. I I I think it I I know for sure it's a Super Mario Land game, but I don't know what the subtitle is. Like, maybe the 6 magical coins or whatever the fuck that one was. Is that right?
[00:51:32] - [Aaron]
Is that wrong?
[00:51:32] - [Gerry]
Is that your final answer?
[00:51:34] - [Aaron]
That's my final answer, dude. I don't know for sure.
[00:51:36] - [Gerry]
6 magical coins.
[00:51:38] - [Aaron]
Was that was that it? No. Fuck. What was it?
[00:51:43] - [Gerry]
6 golden coins. I knew it was 6 coins. Fuck me. What? I Uh-huh.
[00:51:50] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Shit. 6 golden coins. Now, again, I'm not taking any mercy on you, so I'm not I'm not just gonna throw you that bone. You you go you gotta tell a fucking tell me, like, a hard on that you got in grade 10 before you had to go put a math problem up or something.
[00:52:06] - [Aaron]
Oh, man. Okay. Okay. I've got a good one. I've got a good one.
[00:52:11] - [Aaron]
This was in it was either it was at eighth grade or ninth grade. I was riding the bus home and I had a girlfriend at the time. We were sitting together on the bus, like, in the back of the bus, like, in the the farthest back seat of the bus, and we were just, like, holding hands and kissing and stuff. Was was not paying attention to where the bus was. All of a sudden, deep, we screeched to to my house.
[00:52:39] - [Aaron]
It's my stop. It's my time to get off. And like, I mean, you know, what happens to boys when they kiss and hold hands with girls, you know, they get boners. I had a boner and I was like, fuck.
[00:52:50] - [Gerry]
This is a boner story? I actually saw it?
[00:52:53] - [Aaron]
Yeah. So I'm like, shit. And I don't know why I I never thought to just like flip it into my waistband, but instead I was like, alright, I gotta get off this bus and conceal this fucking boner ASAP. So I was like, I could so I couldn't like just face away from anybody.
[00:53:15] - [Gerry]
You have a backpack?
[00:53:17] - [Aaron]
I think I did. I don't remember. So You stupid idiot. You put the
[00:53:21] - [Gerry]
backpack in front of be like, you you flip it around and you go, oh, I I just gotta check and see if I got the I I don't. And then you walk with the backpack
[00:53:28] - [Aaron]
I know.
[00:53:29] - [Gerry]
Out in front of you. Again. And then you
[00:53:31] - [Aaron]
could have just waistbanded it. I should have just waistbanded it, but didn't think about that. So what I did instead was I was, like, all hunched over just, like, going this going through the middle aisle on the bus, like, hunched over. And then the bus driver was, like kinda was, like, snickering at me. You know?
[00:53:48] - [Aaron]
It's like, fuck. Fuck. He knows. And then once I finally got off the bus, I was like, oh, thank fuck. Like, oh, man.
[00:53:56] - [Gerry]
That bus driver seemed the outline of your dick that day. Yep. Yep.
[00:54:01] - [Aaron]
He's probably now on a list or something. But hey, whatever, man. I made it out of there with kind of my dignity. I don't know. Yeah.
[00:54:12] - [Gerry]
Oh, god.
[00:54:13] - [Aaron]
And then this isn't really embarrassing. This one's just kinda stupid. I'll give you a two for so another time I was getting off the bus. You know you know how, like, when you're riding on the bus
[00:54:21] - [Gerry]
It all happens when you get off the bus.
[00:54:25] - [Aaron]
No. This one's so, you know, like, you're sitting on the bus and you you have, like, your legs, you know, pressed up against the the back of the seat in front of you, you know, you have your legs, like, kind of yeah. I'm sure you've done that before. My legs went, like, totally fucking numb. Like, I passed out.
[00:54:39] - [Aaron]
I was taking a nap. And then we get to my stop, my little brother's like, dude, we gotta go. And my legs are totally fucking numb. Like, I cannot move my legs. So I'm, like, hobbling off this fucking bus.
[00:54:53] - [Aaron]
Can't I'm just dragging my legs along using my like what little upper body strength I had, like on top of the seats, like pulling myself along out of this bus, like I'm a fucking crawler in like Cod Zombies or something. And then I get to the steps leaning out of the bus and I'm like, fuck, dude. I am so screwed. There is no way. So I I took one step and just fucking fell.
[00:55:17] - [Aaron]
Just fucking fell out of the bus. It was great.
[00:55:22] - [Gerry]
Jesus Christ, dude. You gotta gotta avoid buses or something.
[00:55:27] - [Aaron]
Have a run car on
[00:55:28] - [Gerry]
or crippled.
[00:55:31] - [Aaron]
That time my little brother threw my fucking dual masters card like, holy shit. My dual masters cards out the window. Goddamn it. I'll never forgive him.
[00:55:41] - [Gerry]
Just all going out in the wind. My bullshot dragon. No. It's funny. You just reminded me of an I'll I'll give you because you gave me a two for I'll give you a bonus one.
[00:55:55] - [Aaron]
Hell, yeah.
[00:55:56] - [Gerry]
I had had a girlfriend over one time, and it was just us there. And this is why you reminded me of this because we're, you know, we're making out and stuff, and then the phone rang, and I was like, oh, shit. Because my parents, like, they like, I I didn't know because okay. Let me let me paint this picture. I had a basement basically to myself.
[00:56:18] - [Gerry]
Hell yeah. The entryway was the basement. And I I didn't know if my parents were actually home or not, but we were just, like, downstairs in my bedroom. And we're just, like, playing video games, hanging out, making out. And the phone rang, and I pick it up, and it's, like, a doctor.
[00:56:37] - [Gerry]
And I'm like, oh, fuck. So I'm like, I better pick this up. So I, like, pick it up. I'm like, you know, hello. And they're like, is mister Thomas there?
[00:56:46] - [Gerry]
And I'm like, yeah. One second. And I just, like, cover up the phone. And I went to call out and say, hey, dad, or something like that. But instead I went, hello.
[00:56:56] - [Gerry]
Like, it like, the dumbest fucking way possible. And and my girlfriend was like, what the fuck was that? And then I laughed, but I fucking farted so goddamn loud because, like, you know when you first start going out with somebody and you feel those farts in and it it's like you can feel it bubbling up into your chest? Well, I I let all of that release just like in one shot in front of her because we I started laughing because I was just like, hello. Like, just the stupidest fucking dumb kid.
[00:57:32] - [Gerry]
This is probably around the same time too. Like, no. This was this was before the Employers for Jobs. But Employers
[00:57:39] - [Aaron]
for Jobs? Yeah. It sounds like a double worst Prada song.
[00:57:44] - [Gerry]
And there was another time too that me and my friend Tony, we got stoned, and then we were like, oh, shit. Is there any is there any munchies upstairs?
[00:57:53] - [Aaron]
And I
[00:57:53] - [Gerry]
was like, dude, let's go up and look. So we go up, and I'm like, holy fucking shit, dude. Look at this. And I pulled this bag of chocolate. Like, it's just like a a bag of loose, like, chocolate chips, essentially.
[00:58:07] - [Aaron]
And I'm like, holy
[00:58:09] - [Gerry]
fuck, dude. Let's crush these. So we're, like, eating them, and he's like, these kinda suck. And I was like, whatever, man. Like, take what we can get.
[00:58:18] - [Gerry]
You know? Like, it's probably just, like, fucking bargain bin chocolate loose chocolates. So we're just, like, crushing this bag. We eat, like, almost the whole thing. Anyways, Tony goes home.
[00:58:32] - [Gerry]
Later that night, my my I hear my dad being like, where the fuck is the dog treats that I just picked up today? And I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, did you feed the dog all the dog treats today? And I was like, no. And he's like, well, they're all gone.
[00:58:52] - [Gerry]
And I was like, well, where which ones? And he just, like, pulls out this bag that was, like, probably, like, the size of, like, both of my fists of just, like, these little loose chocolates. They're fucking dog treats. We ate, like we left, like, three.
[00:59:13] - [Aaron]
It's so good. The fuck.
[00:59:15] - [Gerry]
Yeah. It's pretty stupid. Pretty stupid. Pretty stupid. Speaking of stupid question.
[00:59:20] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Here's your next one. In Symphony of the Night. Okay. Load your brain up.
[00:59:30] - [Gerry]
Get ready. There's a hidden mechanic that changes the ending depending on one specific item you can equip during the final boss fight with Richter. What is that item?
[00:59:45] - [Aaron]
Fuck. I'm Fuck. I don't know. It is a rose.
[01:00:05] - [Gerry]
No, sir. That was incorrect. It is the holy glasses. They let you see the through the illusion controlling Richter.
[01:00:14] - [Aaron]
I fucking God damn it. I thought it was something like that.
[01:00:18] - [Gerry]
Fuck. Spill the beans, Aaron. Spill the beans. Tell us your deepest secrets, Aaron.
[01:00:27] - [Aaron]
I'm trying to think of a good one.
[01:00:30] - [Gerry]
Did you ever see the movie The Lighthouse?
[01:00:33] - [Aaron]
I don't think so.
[01:00:34] - [Gerry]
Willem Dafoe just being like, why did you spill me beans?
[01:00:39] - [Aaron]
Like a more demonic version, the Lucky Charms thing.
[01:00:44] - [Gerry]
Always have your
[01:00:45] - [Aaron]
boys spilled beans.
[01:00:47] - [Gerry]
William Willem Feaux is pretty demonic looking already.
[01:00:50] - [Aaron]
Exactly.
[01:00:52] - [Gerry]
You got that demonic hog too.
[01:00:53] - [Aaron]
Dude, you're fucking a righty, does. Okay. So alright. Here's kinda here's a good one. So my senior prom, I decided not to go because I had a girlfriend in another town and I was like, dude, I'm just gonna spend like prom weekend with that bitch.
[01:01:11] - [Aaron]
And we ended up staying at my sister's house. At the time, my older sister, she had a trailer and I think she was living there with like three of her friends or something. My sister was like, yeah, you can bring her here. Don't give a fuck. So so me and my girlfriend at the time and like fucking six other people were all like watching movies and shit.
[01:01:37] - [Aaron]
I remember for sure we watched that one puppet movie, Dead Silence. That doesn't matter. Anyway, so the entire It's
[01:01:43] - [Gerry]
a good movie. Scared the shit out of me.
[01:01:45] - [Aaron]
The entire time we're there, my girlfriend was basically sending me signals that, like, that she wanted to fuck. And, of course, like, high school me, I I didn't know what the fuck was happening. I was like, my god.
[01:01:58] - [Gerry]
It's good joke. If you accidentally fuck your sister at the end of this, I'm gonna be
[01:02:03] - [Aaron]
so upset. No. Not at all. So so yeah. Yeah.
[01:02:06] - [Aaron]
The entire time we're there, the like, I think it was either the whole weekend or two days. She's sending me signals like, it's prom night or kind of prom night, like, let's do it. But then Sunday comes and we drop her off. And I'm like, bye. We'll have to do this again sometime.
[01:02:23] - [Aaron]
We'll yeah. We'll have to hang out together sometime. Like as soon as I get home from my sister's house, she's my girlfriend sends me a text. She's like, I wanna break up. I was like, what the fuck?
[01:02:34] - [Aaron]
And I went and like cried in the shower. I was like, well, we had a good time. What happened? What did I do wrong? And then I get out of the shower and I'm I'm walking to my room.
[01:02:47] - [Aaron]
My stepdad was like, dude, why are you crying in the shower? I was like, don't know what you're talking about. I wasn't doing that. I was showering. And then You
[01:02:56] - [Gerry]
you panic. You're like, I wasn't doing that. I was whacking off. Assert your dominance. Just piss on his feet or something.
[01:03:07] - [Aaron]
Holy shit. But yeah. Yeah. I was I was crying in the shower. My stepdad was like, yeah.
[01:03:14] - [Aaron]
So that's pretty much it. I was like, don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I went to my room and cried some more. Dumb high schooler Aaron with a with a cool girlfriend from out of town and then she dumps me because I'm too fucking stupid to see the signs.
[01:03:29] - [Gerry]
Yep. Nice try, Satan.
[01:03:31] - [Aaron]
Yep. You won't get me, goddamn it.
[01:03:35] - [Gerry]
You won't take my virginity, Satan. You son of a bitch.
[01:03:39] - [Aaron]
Give him the old like.
[01:03:44] - [Gerry]
Alright. Final question.
[01:03:46] - [Aaron]
Oh, okay.
[01:03:48] - [Gerry]
Here we fucking go. Now, Aaron, you you like some Neo Geo. Mhmm.
[01:03:58] - [Aaron]
I do.
[01:03:58] - [Gerry]
Right? So the Neo Geo AES was famous for, you know, being the the arcade home console. Pretty pretty infamous price though.
[01:04:14] - [Aaron]
Oh, yeah.
[01:04:16] - [Gerry]
What was the price of the Neo Geo AES? In 1990? USD. So no no Canadian dollar reduce. So you have a fair chance.
[01:04:31] - [Aaron]
No Canadian clamorinos.
[01:04:33] - [Gerry]
What was the price of the Neo Geo AES? Arcade entertainment system.
[01:04:40] - [Aaron]
I wanna say roughly $5.99 99, because, like, in today's money, it's even fucking, like, wackier priced. $5.99 99.
[01:04:55] - [Gerry]
$5.99 99. No. Fuck. 649 USD. How much was $6.49 USD in 1990 to now?
[01:05:15] - [Gerry]
Let's see what this thing would have cost now.
[01:05:19] - [Aaron]
I feel like it's gonna
[01:05:20] - [Gerry]
be by probably a thousand dollars or something. Right?
[01:05:23] - [Aaron]
Yeah.
[01:05:25] - [Gerry]
It's gotta be. It's gotta be at least that. I mean, it's almost 7 it's almost $700 in 1990. That's insane.
[01:05:33] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's that's
[01:05:36] - [Gerry]
$1,540. Oh, god. So you had to be just fucking balling to get a fucking Neo Geo in 1990. Like, you happen to be just fucking dabbing your sweat with $100 bills. I think at the time Jesus Christ.
[01:05:59] - [Aaron]
I think at the time the AES was meant for, like, like, you you could rent them from places that you could rent, like, games and consoles from, and you could I don't remember what the fuck else there was. But, yeah, that shit's nuts. Embarrassing story. Hold on. I'm trying to think of a good one.
[01:06:22] - [Aaron]
Goddamn. There's so many. You know what? Here's one. This is also one where I shit my pants.
[01:06:36] - [Aaron]
Buckle up. Buckle up your seat belts. So
[01:06:39] - [Gerry]
Oh, okay. Okay.
[01:06:42] - [Aaron]
I don't remember how the fuck old I was. I might have been around, like, 10, 11, maybe 12, something like that. Probably probably Still
[01:06:51] - [Gerry]
a fairly unacceptable age to shit your pants.
[01:06:54] - [Aaron]
True. Any age that's not fucking, like, one Six? One or lower. Yeah. So
[01:07:01] - [Gerry]
I mean, you could you could give a six year old a pass
[01:07:04] - [Aaron]
if they
[01:07:04] - [Gerry]
have an accident. Right? But, like, if you're, like, an eight or 10 year old and you shit your pants, like, that's when you gotta be, like
[01:07:14] - [Aaron]
You gotta get them checked for take them in for a psyche val or something.
[01:07:18] - [Gerry]
Just grab their head and start looking for lice.
[01:07:23] - [Aaron]
Yeah. 10 or 11 year old Aaron. So there's there's this fast food chain in
[01:07:31] - [Gerry]
just love where this is going.
[01:07:33] - [Aaron]
I think it's like in the Midwest or like mostly Iowa. It's called Taco John's. It's just like a Tex Mex taco place. They have tacos. They have these little round like potato things called potato Oleys.
[01:07:43] - [Aaron]
We went there for me and
[01:07:46] - [Gerry]
Potato Oleys.
[01:07:47] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Dude, that's what they're called. Their churros are fucking tight as hell, though. Churros are so good. Potato Oleys.
[01:07:56] - [Aaron]
Do you Google it? Look at taco chunks potato Oleys. They're good as fuck.
[01:08:02] - [Gerry]
It's such a stupid name for a fucking feed item.
[01:08:05] - [Aaron]
That's Iowa, baby. So okay. So my me and my
[01:08:09] - [Gerry]
mom and my stepdad I typed it I typed it potato. Oh. And the first thing that came up was potato Olympics. Why? What the fuck is potato Olympics?
[01:08:26] - [Gerry]
Oh, is this soft? Oh my god. I understand the reference now and I feel bad for laughing.
[01:08:35] - [Aaron]
Oh, shit. Alright. We'll move we'll move briskly along. So my mom and my stepdad and I, we were we were gonna go to Walmart to shop or something. I forgot what the fuck we were doing.
[01:08:50] - [Gerry]
We stopped it. Please. Stopped bitch. Did you set me up for this?
[01:08:55] - [Aaron]
No. We stopped the Taco John's for for lunch. And yeah. So we ate. We're on our way.
[01:09:03] - [Aaron]
So we left Taco John's. We're on our way to Walmart. And I was like, oh my god. I got a shit so fucking bad. Are we almost to Walmart?
[01:09:11] - [Aaron]
My mom was like, almost. And then, like, just in the car, we're almost we're pulling into the the fucking Walmart parking lot, and I shit my pants. Like, pants shit, not even like like a solid shit. It was it was a pretty, like not to get Just a waterfall of Yeah.
[01:09:30] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Waterfall of regret. Yep. Pretty pants.
[01:09:33] - [Aaron]
Yep. Like a like a brown Gusher.
[01:09:35] - [Gerry]
Just
[01:09:37] - [Aaron]
but yeah. That was pretty bad. So
[01:09:40] - [Gerry]
Thank God they didn't make brown Gushers.
[01:09:43] - [Aaron]
So we're They were white ones. We're finally parked at Walmart. And, yeah, my pants are loaded, baby. And my mom, my stepdad are like, alright. Let's go in.
[01:09:54] - [Aaron]
And I was like, I gotta use the bathroom.
[01:09:57] - [Gerry]
Did cry?
[01:09:57] - [Aaron]
No. No. I was just like, I gotta
[01:10:00] - [Gerry]
That's use the that would have been the best part. If you shit your pants and then cry, wait. Oh, man.
[01:10:06] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Fucking yeah. I was like, I gotta use the bathroom real bad. And they were like, alright. Do you want us to wait for you?
[01:10:11] - [Aaron]
Like, no. Just go. Just go. Oh, I'm gonna get out the car here in a minute and go to the bathroom. You guys just go.
[01:10:16] - [Aaron]
So so they leave. I'm like like looking at them through the car window. They're trying to see if they're gone. They finally left. Okay.
[01:10:25] - [Aaron]
So I get out of the car and I, like, slowly make my way into Walmart to the bathroom, trying not to, like, shake anything loose, you know, to where it, like, falls on the floor or anything. I get to the bathroom, all good. I take off. My my underwear are, like, just they're ruined, man. They they are so fucked.
[01:10:46] - [Aaron]
It is, like, it is ground zero up in them undies. So so what what do I do? Just fucking tuck them behind the toilet in Walmart and just left them there. Pants were a okay. Everything was a okay except for them undies.
[01:11:02] - [Aaron]
So I just Yeah.
[01:11:03] - [Gerry]
That's that's what happened to me that time at that that person's house.
[01:11:06] - [Aaron]
Yeah. I
[01:11:07] - [Gerry]
yeah. Shout out to piece. My underwear was shit. Yeah. Good call underwear.
[01:11:11] - [Gerry]
So Being a safety net for shit.
[01:11:13] - [Aaron]
So if you if you worked at the Lamar's Iowa Walmart around 2003 maybe. Sorry if you found my shitty underpants tucked behind the toilet. I really greatly apologize. Someone.
[01:11:30] - [Gerry]
Imagine we get someone sliding our DMs.
[01:11:32] - [Aaron]
They fucking canceled the show. They get the You
[01:11:35] - [Gerry]
slide right into slide right into to Greg's DMs. Or or Beth's, if you can find her. The elusive Beth. They'll slide right in there. DMs.
[01:11:46] - [Gerry]
Yep. Slide right in there and and just, you know, tell her. Tell her about your your experience cleaning up after Aaron.
[01:11:55] - [Aaron]
Goddamn, man. Those will catch you. Cool. Let's bucket potato OLAS.
[01:12:00] - [Gerry]
You every time, man. Oh my god. Potato OLAS. Jesus Christ.
[01:12:07] - [Aaron]
Was that is that the last one?
[01:12:09] - [Gerry]
That's it. That's it. We're done. We're So, yeah. I've you know, if you if you liked this crazy segment that we just did, let us know.
[01:12:22] - [Gerry]
Let us know. We'll do some more of these. We'll do some more of these these dumb trivia with consequence of telling embarrassing stories Or maybe, do you just wanna hear us tell more embarrassing stories? Because I I like, I could go for
[01:12:38] - [Aaron]
Yeah.
[01:12:38] - [Gerry]
Days. I I live with so much regret and embarrassment. It's unbelievable.
[01:12:44] - [Aaron]
Like a therapy session.
[01:12:45] - [Gerry]
I am shackled to the chains of regret. I have so many more stories. I mean, next time I'll tell the the the story about how I stole weed from a one armed man in his booby trapped house.
[01:13:01] - [Aaron]
What is this is this don't breathe or whatever? Are you trying to say that you were in the movie don't breathe?
[01:13:09] - [Gerry]
Don't touch with with just your left hand?
[01:13:14] - [Aaron]
Don't left? I've got some He was scary.
[01:13:20] - [Gerry]
And that was a scary motherfucker. He had like, you know how when people get like a like a they lose a limb. Like, you know, if this guy lost his, like, right hand, like, has to compensate for it with his left. But no, he lost his left. So, like, his right just got even stronger.
[01:13:38] - [Aaron]
Like So your gigantic Popeye arm?
[01:13:41] - [Gerry]
Yeah. This guy was he was he was an incredible specimen of a person.
[01:13:46] - [Aaron]
Jeez.
[01:13:46] - [Gerry]
I tell you that.
[01:13:47] - [Aaron]
Speaking of specimens, next time I'll tell everybody about the time I threw up and shit at the same time. That was pretty cool.
[01:13:54] - [Gerry]
Oh, that's pretty impressive.
[01:13:56] - [Aaron]
Yeah. And
[01:13:57] - [Gerry]
you don't get that too often. That's a that's a real treat. It's a treat if you're already sitting on the toilet, but not so much if you're not.
[01:14:05] - [Aaron]
I could have Cheyenne tell that one, actually. She witnessed the whole thing.
[01:14:10] - [Gerry]
Oh my god. Yeah. Random recommended games. I got I got a I got a quick one. I got a quick one.
[01:14:21] - [Gerry]
And I'm gonna recommend this because I sometimes I recommend games that I haven't I haven't beat or anything myself, but I've played enough that I go, you know what? This deserves a look. I recently threw on Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts Oh. And went Wait. This game doesn't suck?
[01:14:40] - [Aaron]
That's what I've been saying since it fucking
[01:14:43] - [Gerry]
Apparently, happened, it doesn't. I threw it on and I was, like, super surprised by how fun it was. And then my buddy was like, yeah, they say it's the first tiers of the kingdom.
[01:15:00] - [Aaron]
I mean, yeah. He's not wrong. Yeah.
[01:15:03] - [Gerry]
And I will as I he I'd I'd read this text, I'm like, what? As I'm building like this cart from like bullshit Jumbo just was like, here you go, like just gave me a bunch of bullshit and was like, make a fucking vehicle out of this. And I did. And then I cruised around this little town and then some dude was like, no, stop it. Come up here and talk to me.
[01:15:26] - [Gerry]
And I went up and talked to that dude, but like, the tent like, hub town, then I got to like the first I I I just got to the first level, and then I was like, holy shit. I think I actually wanna play some more of this game. I've actually been revisiting the Xbox three sixty library and I'm surprised by how nostalgic it's making me feel. And then I realized that it's twenty years old.
[01:15:47] - [Aaron]
That's old enough to be nostalgic.
[01:15:50] - [Gerry]
Yeah. I mean, it came out in 2006. It was crazy. 2006.
[01:15:57] - [Aaron]
Did it really? Holy shit. 2006. Yeah.
[01:15:59] - [Gerry]
March was 2006, my guy. O six. That's disgusting. Crazy. Crazy.
[01:16:08] - [Gerry]
So, yeah. Go check out Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts if you have the the means to to try that out because you know what? It's not as bad as I thought it was at all.
[01:16:22] - [Aaron]
Trying to decide if I wanna do a serious pick or ones that's just kind of goofy. Fuck it. Goof pick. Shady lewd kart. Just discovered today there's a hentai kart racing game on steam called shady lewd kart.
[01:16:36] - [Aaron]
It has a wild woody DLC of all things for $2.
[01:16:40] - [Gerry]
Of
[01:16:40] - [Aaron]
course. You could you could be you can play as
[01:16:42] - [Gerry]
You can unlock Aaron.
[01:16:44] - [Aaron]
Aaron having
[01:16:45] - [Gerry]
a hard on in a it's just a school bus with you with a hard on.
[01:16:50] - [Aaron]
No. Wildwoody's Sega CD game with a with a sentient pencil and it plays heavy metal in the background and it's pretty stupid. It's it's a bad game. I guess, you know what? Serious wreck, flint hook.
[01:17:05] - [Aaron]
If anybody hasn't played flint hook yet, it's a fun little rogue like where he plays a little space pirate guy and you have a grappling hook and you can hook to, you know, this point and that to get around quicker and I've heard that. And there's a mechanic where you can slow down time for a couple seconds to kinda, like, bob and weave your way in between incoming projectiles and bullets. You have your little, like, pea shooter gun that fire I mean, I think you can charge it up when you have the right cards and that's another thing too. In between in between missions or at stores, you can buy new upgrade cards and it'll be stuff like like, oh, your your gun bullets will bounce off of walls or like every time you, I don't know, hit an enemy with your hook or whatever, it'll make a little shockwave that'll knock other enemies away or something. And, yeah, there's all kinds of cool upgrades you can unlock along the way.
[01:18:01] - [Aaron]
The bosses are fucking ridiculously hard. Yeah. Flinthook is a fun roguelike that I think is good. I don't know where I was going with that last part, but yeah, it's good.
[01:18:15] - [Gerry]
It's a fun game that I think is good. So say it, Aaron. Put that on the on the box.
[01:18:23] - [Aaron]
Aaron three sixteen. I I think it's really good.
[01:18:29] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You know what else is really good? That website that you made.
[01:18:33] - [Aaron]
Superghost.site. It is where you get it's got
[01:18:36] - [Gerry]
all of
[01:18:36] - [Aaron]
our episodes on it. Socials, Patreon, dude. Join our Patreon, 2 or $4 a month. Give us a a measly $2 and get early access to new episodes. There's a monthly newsletter.
[01:18:50] - [Aaron]
There's stuff to it. Yeah. Some ghosts outside.
[01:18:53] - [Gerry]
And go check out our YouTube channel and subscribe there. Little little every little bit helps, you know. Subscribe. Check us out. Check out the video versions.
[01:19:03] - [Gerry]
Sometimes it's worth it.
[01:19:05] - [Aaron]
Like and subscribe.
[01:19:06] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Like and subscribe. Subscribe. Just come out and subscribe. Subscribe.
[01:19:14] - [Gerry]
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[01:19:18] - [Aaron]
You know what? Subscribe. You know what? Moral of the story. More pants shitting stories.
[01:19:23] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Moral of the story though, I think, is don't shit your pants past the age of six. And you know what? Figure out how to conceal boners earlier than everybody else. It'll it'll help you so much.
[01:19:40] - [Gerry]
I mean, I would venture to guess that it'll help you even in your adult life. Yep. That's a free that's a freebie from me.
[01:19:50] - [Aaron]
Jerry 16, flip it up.
[01:19:52] - [Gerry]
I I get up from the potty. I just got a fucking massive bone.
[01:19:58] - [Aaron]
It's the pattern on the pants.
[01:20:01] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Go go check out go check out the the YouTube video for the to see the the ridge of my dick in my in my pants. I'm sorry, listeners. I'm so sorry. Fuck.
[01:20:13] - [Aaron]
He doesn't mean that. We're we're just we're joshing you.
[01:20:19] - [Gerry]
I'm sorry, Beth. If you're listening to this. We do this every time she's gone. We
[01:20:27] - [Aaron]
love you, Beth.
[01:20:27] - [Gerry]
Alright. Goodbye. Cool. And we we love you, listeners. Bye.
[01:20:32] - [Gerry]
Bye. Goodbye.