Ep. 131 - We Design Our Own Console (And It's a Nightmare)

This week we're designing our own fictional console: The Monolith! Gerry and Aaron describe how the console works, the controllers, how the games are installed, and even the mascot character and launch titles! This episode is a total trainwreck in the best possible ways. We also discuss Jesus as a Criss Angel-like magician, dollar store action figures, and so much more slop.

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🔖 CHAPTERS

• (00:00) - B-Roll Chat
• (01:01) - Intros and Topic of the Day
• (09:46) - SUPER IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!!
• (25:25) - Our Console's Design
• (31:26) - The Controller
• (43:23) - The UI and Media
• (48:37) - Episode Sponsor: [No Name Brand Slop]:
• (54:39) - Launch Titles
• (01:11:44) - RANDOM RECOMMENDATED GAMES!! [Just King, NINJA GAIDEN 2 Black]
• (01:15:15) - Wrappin' it up