Ep. 117 - The Spookiest Locations in Horror Games | Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, Resident Evil Village, Dead Space and More

[00:00:00] Let us get that B-roll

[00:00:04] Let me get that thang

[00:00:07] Let me squish up on them fangs

[00:00:12] Squish up?

[00:00:16] Squish them fangs into my pocket

[00:00:18] Speaking of squish, have you seen that shit that's happening with X slash Twitter

[00:00:23] where like, even if you block someone

[00:00:26] Yes!

[00:00:28] They can still see your tweets in public

[00:00:30] but like, they can't interact with them

[00:00:32] Like, fucking BFD, bro

[00:00:34] What's the point of even blocking someone then?

[00:00:37] Like, the fucking site is just going down the tubes

[00:00:41] with five O's

[00:00:43] That's why we're migrating all the SuperPod's social media presence to Truth Social

[00:00:50] No, wait, wait, wait, wait

[00:00:53] What's that one?

[00:00:55] We're starting a Farmers Only account

[00:00:57] Is that still up?

[00:01:00] Farmers Only?

[00:01:00] Farmers Only?

[00:01:01] Farmers Only?

[00:01:02] Is that like OnlyFans but for Farmers?

[00:01:05] I hope so

[00:01:06] I don't think it's up

[00:01:07] It's taking way too long to load

[00:01:09] Whoa!

[00:01:13] Ooh, it wants me to click Allow

[00:01:14] to prove I'm not a robot

[00:01:16] I'm not

[00:01:17] Don't

[00:01:18] Don't let them know

[00:01:19] I'm not doing that

[00:01:20] What does Tommy do when he gets to that?

[00:01:23] Tom?

[00:01:26] His brain

[00:01:27] His brain just fucking

[00:01:32] We love you, Tommy

[00:01:33] R.I.P.

[00:01:36] I love you, buddy

[00:01:37] I miss you every single day

[00:01:39] I miss you

[00:01:39] It's too bad that

[00:01:41] that hurricane had to take you from us or something

[00:01:47] Tropical fucking hurricane

[00:01:48] I bet you lost that battle with Crohn's disease

[00:01:57] His anus swole up

[00:01:59] It was the size of a cantaloupe

[00:02:01] I'm sorry, that's insensitive to people with Crohn's disease

[00:02:04] It's a really shitty disease

[00:02:05] No pun intended

[00:02:10] What it do, everybody

[00:02:11] My name is Aaron

[00:02:12] I could sure go for a cauldron full of Pepsi right now

[00:02:16] And I'm Jerry

[00:02:17] And I'm cutting Aaron off

[00:02:18] Just to say I can find beauty in all things

[00:02:21] Especially Bubsy

[00:02:22] And you're listening to Super Pod Saga

[00:02:40] Welcome on back to Super

[00:02:41] That's right

[00:02:42] Shit

[00:02:45] That's right

[00:02:46] That's the new shit

[00:02:47] You might be thinking

[00:02:49] Hey, am I tuned into the wrong place here?

[00:02:51] No

[00:02:52] No, no, no

[00:02:53] We've merged

[00:02:55] If you haven't already heard

[00:02:56] Aaron, tell him

[00:02:57] Tell him, Aaron

[00:02:58] This is

[00:02:59] Just like new Super Mario Bros on DS

[00:03:02] This is new Super Pod Saga on DS

[00:03:05] With big

[00:03:05] Instead of big Mario

[00:03:07] You're just

[00:03:07] It's big Aaron

[00:03:12] Big Aaron

[00:03:12] That big Yoshi

[00:03:15] That's how Aaron gets to work every day

[00:03:17] Aaron just takes a big mushroom

[00:03:19] And he just stomps through Iowa

[00:03:22] Like fucking Iowa Godzilla

[00:03:24] Or no, that's not

[00:03:29] Meanwhile, farmers are like

[00:03:30] Oh, fuck!

[00:03:31] Oh, fuck my crops!

[00:03:34] My daughter

[00:03:35] He killed my baby

[00:03:37] Meanwhile, Aaron's like

[00:03:38] Just going to work

[00:03:39] Just ride my Yoshi to work

[00:03:44] I'm big Aaron

[00:03:45] I'm a big Yoshi

[00:03:46] Heading to my big job

[00:03:47] Cause I'm a big boy

[00:03:51] Wearing biker clothes

[00:03:53] Like a fucking wallet chain

[00:03:55] Get your motor running

[00:03:57] Damn it

[00:03:58] Get on the highway

[00:04:02] My god

[00:04:02] I think

[00:04:03] I think this merge did something

[00:04:05] I think it unlocked

[00:04:06] I think I have a tumor

[00:04:08] Something within us

[00:04:11] Oh, fuck man

[00:04:12] I don't have a tumor, everybody

[00:04:13] Thank god

[00:04:14] Yes, that

[00:04:15] That is right though

[00:04:17] Yeah, we're

[00:04:17] This is Super Pod Saga

[00:04:18] It's the new age of Super Pod Saga

[00:04:20] And the next evolutionary step

[00:04:22] Of Super Pod Saga

[00:04:24] Welcome

[00:04:24] Take your shoes off, please

[00:04:26] Pop those shirts off

[00:04:28] If you need to

[00:04:29] Pop those pants off

[00:04:30] Oh my god

[00:04:30] Take it all off, man

[00:04:31] Air it out

[00:04:32] It's hot

[00:04:33] For Christ's sake

[00:04:34] Peel those socks off

[00:04:35] With your feet

[00:04:36] With your own feet

[00:04:38] Like

[00:04:39] There's nothing

[00:04:39] Is there anything better

[00:04:40] Than getting home

[00:04:41] From a long day

[00:04:43] Just being out somewhere

[00:04:44] That you don't want to be

[00:04:45] And you're like

[00:04:45] I can't fucking wait

[00:04:46] To get home

[00:04:47] You get home

[00:04:47] And then you get to

[00:04:48] Fucking just scale

[00:04:50] Your fucking socks off

[00:04:52] With your toes

[00:04:53] Scale

[00:04:54] And you gotta like

[00:04:55] Work for it

[00:04:55] It doesn't count

[00:04:56] If you don't work

[00:04:57] For it a little bit

[00:04:58] Like your socks are

[00:04:58] A little too tight

[00:04:59] Like if you don't have

[00:05:00] That

[00:05:00] You know those rings

[00:05:01] That your socks

[00:05:02] Put around

[00:05:03] Like your ankles

[00:05:04] Because they're like

[00:05:05] Too tight

[00:05:05] Oh yeah

[00:05:06] The indentations

[00:05:07] In your skin

[00:05:08] Yeah

[00:05:08] So when you like

[00:05:09] Peel those socks off

[00:05:10] And you get to like

[00:05:10] Feel those ribs

[00:05:13] I'm imagining

[00:05:14] Like the little claw toe

[00:05:15] Like the raptor claw toe

[00:05:17] From like the

[00:05:18] Dino Crisis

[00:05:20] Cover art

[00:05:21] But like

[00:05:22] Yeah

[00:05:23] You just

[00:05:24] All the way down

[00:05:25] Your fucking ankle

[00:05:26] Like

[00:05:27] I mean

[00:05:28] Oh live demonstration

[00:05:30] See if I can

[00:05:35] I believe that

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[00:05:38] That's what's up

[00:05:39] That's what's up

[00:05:40] So I am

[00:05:40] You hear to hear

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[00:05:41] Are you here to hear

[00:05:42] First folks

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[00:05:47] Oh yeah

[00:05:47] Superbot Saga

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[00:05:51] I don't know

[00:05:52] What you're still here for

[00:05:53] Oh this is

[00:05:55] Superbot Saga

[00:05:56] Yes indeed

[00:05:56] It's the second

[00:05:57] Greatest collaboration

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[00:06:01] Retro Rehab

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[00:06:04] Flava Flav

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[00:06:15] Flava Flav

[00:06:15] For you

[00:06:17] First time listeners

[00:06:18] This is the podcast

[00:06:21] We hop on down

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[00:06:22] Talk about every

[00:06:23] Video game topic

[00:06:24] In existence

[00:06:24] Every single one

[00:06:25] One week at a time

[00:06:26] What are we talking

[00:06:27] About today Jerry

[00:06:29] We're gonna talk

[00:06:30] About some

[00:06:31] Settings

[00:06:32] And by

[00:06:33] Settings like

[00:06:34] Locations

[00:06:35] And areas

[00:06:36] And vibes

[00:06:37] That we get

[00:06:38] From

[00:06:39] Our favorite

[00:06:39] Horror games

[00:06:40] So

[00:06:40] Yes

[00:06:41] Whether that's

[00:06:42] A spooky

[00:06:42] Mansion

[00:06:44] A spooky

[00:06:45] Police station

[00:06:47] Or maybe

[00:06:48] A spooky town

[00:06:49] I don't know

[00:06:50] There's a lot

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[00:06:51] You can

[00:06:52] Get spooky

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[00:06:53] And we're

[00:06:55] Gonna talk

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[00:06:55] We're gonna

[00:06:56] Talk about

[00:06:56] Our favorite

[00:06:57] Horror settings

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[00:07:00] Our sexy

[00:07:00] Horror settings

[00:07:02] Before we get

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[00:07:04] Hey be sure

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[00:07:07] Doing some

[00:07:08] Cool Halloween

[00:07:09] Shit there

[00:07:10] We're doing

[00:07:10] Superpod

[00:07:11] Spooktober

[00:07:12] Where we do

[00:07:12] Blogs

[00:07:14] Basically just

[00:07:14] Like retrospectives

[00:07:15] Of different

[00:07:15] Cool

[00:07:16] Horror games

[00:07:17] Or spooky

[00:07:18] Games

[00:07:18] Like I did

[00:07:19] One about

[00:07:19] Luigi's Mansion

[00:07:22] Jameson of

[00:07:22] Silent Seated

[00:07:23] One about

[00:07:24] Zombie Revenge

[00:07:25] On the Dreamcast

[00:07:26] That was really

[00:07:26] Cool

[00:07:27] Build it

[00:07:27] Build it

[00:07:28] Illbleed

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[00:07:30] That was really

[00:07:31] Cool

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[00:07:34] Some good reads

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[00:07:37] Some good reads

[00:07:39] Well yeah

[00:07:40] Let's

[00:07:40] Let's get right

[00:07:41] There's no guests

[00:07:41] It's just me and

[00:07:42] Jerry

[00:07:42] You know

[00:07:43] New age

[00:07:43] New format

[00:07:44] New formula

[00:07:45] Part of the

[00:07:45] Part of the

[00:07:46] New format

[00:07:46] Not always a guest

[00:07:48] Beep beep beep

[00:07:49] Beep beep beep

[00:07:50] Jerry

[00:07:50] I have breaking news

[00:07:51] I have super important

[00:07:52] Breaking news

[00:07:53] Jerry

[00:07:53] This just in

[00:07:54] Well feed it to me

[00:07:56] With a spoon

[00:07:57] And napkin

[00:07:58] Don't worry Jerry

[00:07:59] I've got my

[00:07:59] My glow in the dark

[00:08:02] Frosted flakes

[00:08:03] Spoon

[00:08:04] I almost said napkin

[00:08:05] Spoon from

[00:08:06] Way back in

[00:08:07] 2005

[00:08:07] Hey Jerry

[00:08:08] Amber Nick

[00:08:09] You know the

[00:08:10] Amber Nick company

[00:08:11] That makes their own

[00:08:12] Cool retro handheld

[00:08:13] I do know Amber Nick

[00:08:14] Yeah cause you won't

[00:08:14] Stop talking about it

[00:08:15] Cause they're great

[00:08:17] I can

[00:08:17] I can play

[00:08:18] Shit Eddie

[00:08:19] I can play

[00:08:20] PS1 games

[00:08:20] Anywhere

[00:08:22] They're making

[00:08:22] Their own controller

[00:08:23] Finally

[00:08:24] It's really

[00:08:24] Fucking sweet

[00:08:25] So it's the

[00:08:25] RG

[00:08:27] Sorry

[00:08:27] RG-P01

[00:08:30] First off

[00:08:31] It looks

[00:08:32] Really

[00:08:32] Well not really

[00:08:33] Cool

[00:08:33] It looks like

[00:08:34] A third party

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[00:08:36] But

[00:08:37] Thank god

[00:08:38] They did the thumbstick

[00:08:39] Like

[00:08:40] The diagonal thumbsticks

[00:08:42] And not thumbsticks

[00:08:42] Directly next to each other

[00:08:43] Cause that

[00:08:44] I'm not a big fan of that

[00:08:46] Why Aaron

[00:08:46] Why do you hate

[00:08:48] This configuration

[00:08:49] So much

[00:08:50] I

[00:08:51] I've just been

[00:08:52] Doing it this way

[00:08:53] For uh

[00:08:54] As long as I can

[00:08:55] Remember

[00:08:56] Ever since

[00:08:56] I see that they also

[00:08:57] Went with the

[00:08:58] Convention of

[00:08:59] A on the very bottom

[00:09:00] And B to the side

[00:09:03] Which

[00:09:04] Okay

[00:09:05] You know what

[00:09:06] Would have worked

[00:09:07] Better

[00:09:07] For this

[00:09:08] Controller

[00:09:09] I mean

[00:09:09] I don't know

[00:09:10] What

[00:09:10] Their

[00:09:12] Target audience

[00:09:13] Is gonna be

[00:09:14] For this

[00:09:14] Cause I mean

[00:09:14] Anbernic

[00:09:16] Typically makes

[00:09:17] Like

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[00:09:19] Right

[00:09:19] So

[00:09:20] Yeah

[00:09:21] If this is like

[00:09:23] Directed at

[00:09:25] PC

[00:09:26] Cool

[00:09:27] Cause the majority

[00:09:28] Of that stuff

[00:09:29] Is

[00:09:29] Xbox oriented

[00:09:32] But if

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[00:09:33] For

[00:09:33] Like

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[00:09:36] I feel like

[00:09:37] They could have

[00:09:37] Just went with

[00:09:37] Like glyphs

[00:09:39] Like instead of

[00:09:40] Actually

[00:09:40] Like

[00:09:41] They could have

[00:09:41] Been

[00:09:41] Like

[00:09:42] It does look

[00:09:43] Nice

[00:09:44] Nice

[00:09:44] I don't know

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[00:09:45] But it does

[00:09:46] Look nice

[00:09:47] But one thing

[00:09:48] I'll say

[00:09:48] Is that

[00:09:49] I have

[00:09:50] An 8-Bit

[00:09:50] Doe

[00:09:51] Pro 2

[00:09:53] That's a

[00:09:54] Phenomenal controller

[00:09:55] Excellent

[00:09:56] D-pad

[00:09:56] By the way

[00:09:57] This D-pad

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[00:09:58] Too

[00:10:00] And

[00:10:01] The problem

[00:10:02] With that

[00:10:02] Controller

[00:10:03] Is when I

[00:10:03] Use it

[00:10:04] On PC

[00:10:04] For stuff

[00:10:05] That I

[00:10:05] Want to

[00:10:06] Use it

[00:10:06] Cause it

[00:10:06] Has the

[00:10:07] Same layout

[00:10:08] As a

[00:10:08] Sony

[00:10:08] Controller

[00:10:09] Two sticks

[00:10:09] On the

[00:10:10] Bottom

[00:10:10] D-pad

[00:10:12] Is

[00:10:12] You know

[00:10:13] Adjacent

[00:10:14] The face

[00:10:14] Buttons

[00:10:15] So

[00:10:17] The problem

[00:10:17] That I have

[00:10:18] With that

[00:10:18] Though

[00:10:19] Is it

[00:10:20] Has the

[00:10:20] Nintendo

[00:10:20] Button

[00:10:21] Layout

[00:10:22] So

[00:10:23] A is

[00:10:23] On the

[00:10:24] Side

[00:10:24] And

[00:10:24] B

[00:10:25] Is on

[00:10:25] The

[00:10:25] Bottom

[00:10:26] So

[00:10:27] It has

[00:10:27] That

[00:10:27] Layout

[00:10:28] Which

[00:10:28] In Steam

[00:10:29] You can

[00:10:29] Change

[00:10:30] Some

[00:10:30] Stuff

[00:10:30] But

[00:10:30] Then

[00:10:31] I find

[00:10:31] Sometimes

[00:10:32] Like

[00:10:32] The

[00:10:33] Games

[00:10:33] And stuff

[00:10:34] When I

[00:10:34] Throw them

[00:10:34] On

[00:10:34] They get

[00:10:34] Confused

[00:10:35] And they're

[00:10:35] Like I

[00:10:35] Don't

[00:10:36] Know what

[00:10:36] Buttons

[00:10:37] Or which

[00:10:37] And

[00:10:38] Yeah

[00:10:39] It's

[00:10:39] Kind of

[00:10:39] A pain

[00:10:39] In the

[00:10:39] Ass

[00:10:40] So

[00:10:40] It kind

[00:10:41] Of

[00:10:41] Deters

[00:10:41] Me

[00:10:41] From

[00:10:41] Using it

[00:10:42] Sometimes

[00:10:42] Cause

[00:10:43] It doesn't

[00:10:43] Like

[00:10:44] A lot

[00:10:44] Of times

[00:10:45] It doesn't

[00:10:45] Swap

[00:10:47] The

[00:10:47] Icons

[00:10:48] In a

[00:10:48] Game

[00:10:48] Always

[00:10:49] Like

[00:10:49] It'll

[00:10:50] Swap

[00:10:50] The

[00:10:50] Functionality

[00:10:51] Of

[00:10:51] The

[00:10:51] Like

[00:10:51] I don't

[00:10:52] Know

[00:11:22] Color

[00:11:22] Or

[00:11:23] What

[00:11:24] Letter

[00:11:24] It is

[00:11:25] It's

[00:11:25] Just

[00:11:25] That

[00:11:26] Button

[00:11:26] Over

[00:11:26] There

[00:11:29] Whenever

[00:11:30] You say

[00:11:30] Glyphs

[00:11:31] I

[00:11:31] Think

[00:11:31] Of

[00:11:31] Like

[00:11:32] Hieroglyphics

[00:11:33] Like

[00:11:33] It's

[00:11:33] A little

[00:11:34] Picture

[00:11:34] Of a

[00:11:34] Bird

[00:11:34] On

[00:11:35] Fire

[00:11:35] Like

[00:11:35] This

[00:11:36] One's

[00:11:36] A

[00:11:36] Man

[00:11:37] Holding

[00:11:37] A

[00:11:37] Square

[00:11:39] No

[00:11:39] Not

[00:11:40] Those

[00:11:40] Glyphs

[00:11:40] God

[00:11:41] Damn

[00:11:41] It

[00:11:43] Yeah

[00:11:43] It's

[00:11:44] It also

[00:11:45] Has

[00:11:46] It's

[00:11:46] Alright

[00:11:46] Yeah

[00:11:47] It's got

[00:11:48] Little

[00:11:48] Buttons

[00:11:49] And

[00:11:49] Shit

[00:11:49] On

[00:11:49] The

[00:11:49] Back

[00:11:49] That

[00:11:50] You

[00:11:50] Can

[00:11:50] Program

[00:11:50] For

[00:11:51] Macros

[00:11:52] And

[00:11:52] Shit

[00:11:52] Like

[00:11:52] That

[00:11:52] So

[00:11:54] There's

[00:11:54] Already

[00:11:55] A shit

[00:11:55] Ton

[00:11:56] On

[00:11:56] The

[00:11:56] Front

[00:11:56] Like

[00:11:56] There's

[00:11:56] The

[00:11:56] Four

[00:11:57] Start

[00:11:58] Looking

[00:11:58] Buttons

[00:11:59] And

[00:11:59] I

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[00:15:55] pair oh yeah but like i still i probably paid 20 dollars out of pocket because you can still get

[00:16:00] crazy trade-in value that's still pretty fucking good yeah brand new dude and if you want to go

[00:16:06] with use which i wouldn't recommend because then they might have had stick drift too yep i mean

[00:16:12] yeah you're only like 20 30 dollars out of pocket most times last time i did it i don't know what

[00:16:18] the trade-in value is on those things now but yeah that's kind of what it was like for me the last few

[00:16:25] and i've lucked out the last the last bunch that i got have been good for like two years

[00:16:32] hell yeah well yeah that's uh the amber net controller looks cool uh works on uh pc switch steam devices

[00:16:41] ios and android and it's got bluetooth 5.3 and uh that's it looks looks cool

[00:16:48] it's latency might be pretty pretty low because i i think i i remember having a conversation with jamie

[00:16:56] one time and she said that i think the lowest latency of controllers is the ps5 controller and

[00:17:03] she said it's like it doesn't make sense how low latency those controllers are because a lot of people

[00:17:07] use them for the mr stuff too and you know what fucking cool speaking of fpga and mr and all that

[00:17:13] goodness analog have announced oh yeah their n64 console just today at the time of this recording

[00:17:21] i look through it it seems i think it's like 249 us for the console i don't think it comes with a controller

[00:17:29] 8-bit dough is doing the controller which kind of looks neat it's like a it looks like the 360

[00:17:38] controller but with six face buttons so you have your a b and then your c buttons i know it looks

[00:17:43] it looks pretty fucking good i'm i'm blown of the fuck oh so i'm i i just went to the website first

[00:17:50] off they're like the future is here uh second of all they're like they're a reimagining of the n64

[00:17:56] in 4k resolution 10 times the resolution of the original n64 100 compatible with every n64 ever

[00:18:05] made region free holy shit so yeah now here's the thing yes for a collector like i don't have any

[00:18:13] physical n64 games yeah but for a collector that has a pile of them like friend of the podcast mike

[00:18:20] quest 64 mike he has a pile of these things i don't know what his i'd love to know what his take

[00:18:26] is on this console if it's something in the group chat actually because i mean the mint like the mr

[00:18:35] the mr can do this what this thing does the mr already does however you don't get the added bonus

[00:18:43] of being able to play your physical games on this thing so that is that's pretty big it is pretty

[00:18:50] expensive to modify an n64 with the hdmi mod to do that like to upscale it and stuff like that so

[00:19:00] i mean there's definitely an audience of people for this thing now with their other consoles

[00:19:08] judging by mike's response he's not gonna buy it so he said he said it doesn't it doesn't come with

[00:19:15] a controller which is 40 bucks and shipping is 50 bucks so you're looking somewhere around 350 plus

[00:19:21] dollars and then he says i don't bother upscaling anything because i have old man eyes and can't tell

[00:19:25] the difference but if it's right 4k and like 10 times the uh the resolution or whatever like you're

[00:19:32] gonna be able to tell the difference i mean those hdmi mods are not cheap and well it's not even about

[00:19:39] cheap it's they're like super hard to get you gotta get put on a waiting list and stuff and then like

[00:19:43] god damn you have to find somebody to like do that work like if you if you know how to solder and stuff

[00:19:49] cool but i mean i don't really know how to do none of that shit i would have to bring that to a shop

[00:19:53] and get some professionals to do it so that's an extra bit like so i mean at the end of the day

[00:19:58] yeah i mean i could totally see this being for somebody for sure especially upscaling it to 4k

[00:20:05] now i i would probably wager a guess that this will not have open fpga which there and the

[00:20:15] right there that thing right there the pocket analog pocket that has open fpga meaning it has access

[00:20:24] to load up all different kinds of uh cores their consoles don't do that

[00:20:34] so if for some reason this console was like hey this is the first one that we're gonna allow open fpga

[00:20:40] that would be wild because you'd essentially be getting a mister as well

[00:20:44] you know because that's kind of what the i mean it's not really but it is like with especially with

[00:20:50] the dock i mean it's not it's nowhere near as good as having like a dedicated mister but

[00:20:57] yeah it's it's cool i mean it's cool it's not for me but it's cool that it exists yeah like i'm sure

[00:21:07] the the big collectors like yeah metal jesus rocks or anybody like that they're gonna be all over

[00:21:13] that oh for sure i'm sure he'll have a video out of it he'll probably have a test one i'm looking at

[00:21:19] uh more of the screenshots on their website and it's cool that they have support for like save states

[00:21:26] um there's all sorts of they only just added fucking save state support to a couple of cores on the

[00:21:33] the analog pocket and they've got super nintendo on on mister finally got fucking save states

[00:21:41] holy shit yeah but you know what i think i've had this conversation before

[00:21:48] i started playing games without save states and a lot of times games that i would normally be like

[00:21:56] oh fuck i'm gonna use state save states for this dude you can just turn cheats on like you just turn

[00:22:02] those cheats on or sometimes there's cheats baked into the game to be like go to a level select now i

[00:22:07] know you mentioned that you were playing uh ghouls and ghosts the other day bless your soul for

[00:22:12] attempting that shit yeah you're gonna need save states i made five tries and i was like fuck you

[00:22:19] fuck this game yeah it's difficult man you need you definitely need to like turn on a cheat for like

[00:22:25] unlimited lives and then just save state at the beginning of each level don't like save scum but

[00:22:33] just save state at the beginning of the level and just do do a run through ain't nobody got time for that

[00:22:37] anymore i'm still i'm cruising through their screenshots still and there's uh so yeah they have a section for

[00:22:44] screenshots but they also have a section for for your library and i can't tell if like if you're able to

[00:22:53] just load up roms into this thing or if you're just like no you can't now what what what would be really

[00:23:02] curious is if you had an everdrive i wonder if that works if you just had an everdrive with

[00:23:09] everything loaded onto it and we were like and you just pop that shit in there i wonder if that works

[00:23:16] maybe maybe that's what it is i don't i don't know what else that library section would be for because

[00:23:22] yeah you you can't you don't load roms at all onto uh fpga you what what do you i mean yeah

[00:23:29] they're roms they're you do load roms on onto like the mister it has like an sd card or like a micro sd

[00:23:37] and you just fill that bitch full of roms and then fill that bill that bitch fill that bitch up full of roms

[00:23:44] and then yeah you just do your thing that's it so that's that's essentially what they are so i mean

[00:23:51] i don't know who knows um oh okay yeah analog 3d does not support open fpga there it is does not

[00:24:02] play copyrighted rom files it plays legacy game cartridges via the cartridge slot so what is the

[00:24:08] library tab for oh i'm thinking too hard about that i don't give a shit this thing looks pretty cool

[00:24:13] actually yeah 250 um yeah it's for somebody but that somebody's not me yeah i i own like

[00:24:22] two and 64 games so not for me maybe we maybe we should save up and buy mike a little christmas present

[00:24:32] get the the king of quest his uh his his first uh his holy throne dipping his little toesies into

[00:24:40] the fpga a little bit yep but indenture to go in fucking glorious 4k 120 fps

[00:24:49] choo choo in 4k g-sync um but yeah that does it for the super important breaking news um

[00:25:26] aaron why don't we get into that topic topic yeah we're talking about the uh the best settings

[00:25:36] and horror games yeah the spookiest ones the ones the philly with the most dread so my first pick

[00:25:42] from with the usg yeah usg ishimura from dead space because uh yeah man that's the first dead space

[00:25:53] i have way too much experience with because i i played through that game like five times i 100

[00:25:58] percented it on the xbox 360 back in the day back when i cut my hand open and i couldn't work i just

[00:26:03] stayed home and played that game over and over and over yeah i mean it's scary as fuck dude it is and

[00:26:10] the the the whole the setting of the game makes it even more scary like it'd be different if you were

[00:26:16] like in a warehouse on earth somewhere like in a fucking amazon redemption center someplace i don't

[00:26:22] know but the usg ishimura is this like mining vessel basically like it it it you uh what is it

[00:26:30] they come across this uh i forget what the name of the fucking obelisk thing is but um it starts

[00:26:37] bringing dead bodies back to life as these uh what are they called necromorphs is that what they're

[00:26:41] called yeah necromorphs yeah and so first off there's like there's fucking nobody in in this

[00:26:49] entire vessel like you come across maybe a small handful of people that you could probably count on

[00:26:55] one hand the number of like living people that aren't necromorphs that you find in this place

[00:27:00] so like anytime you're just cruising along trying to figure out where to go or doing

[00:27:06] like a puzzle or something and you you hear a sound it's it's like 90 of the time it's gonna be a

[00:27:12] necromorph it's gonna be something trying to kill you like you're constantly on edge the entire time in

[00:27:18] this game like there's just there's always shit coming out of like vents or um just like around the

[00:27:24] corner or like maybe you're walking along and you see a dead body on the ground you see dead bodies

[00:27:29] like all the time in this fucking game you see a dead body you walk past it like who gives a shit i saw

[00:27:33] 15 down it's kind of like it's kind of like being in detroit yeah it's gotta walk across all those dead

[00:27:41] bodies and you're just like whatever man i've seen this yesterday it's still there you see 15 of them

[00:27:46] fuckers down by the old skyline chili like fucking who cares but yeah this game yeah you fucking who

[00:27:53] cares yeah you see dead bodies and then maybe occasionally come across one that'll just come

[00:28:00] to life and fucking like nip your eyeballs out of your brain it's just fucking and and you're you're

[00:28:08] also in space so there's no like ambient noises well i guess i mean there are ambient noises

[00:28:14] nobody can hear you scream in space yeah this is proven you can't hear that shit yeah because

[00:28:20] yeah there's because it's just it's just space there's nothing for the sound to reverberate off

[00:28:24] of i i still think like part of the reason why dead space is so scary is because of the setting like

[00:28:34] the setting itself is a character and like some of my picks that we'll get into later also are that

[00:28:40] thing it's like the setting becomes a character and that it's part of what makes the game the way it

[00:28:47] is if dead space was just like i don't know on earth but just like yeah some aliens running around

[00:28:54] like abandoned buildings okay cool maybe the the aliens themselves are scary but like there's something

[00:29:01] about the the ishimura that's like it's like dilapidated and like not functioning right and like

[00:29:07] you can't trust the ishimura itself to keep you safe because like yeah there's fucking vents everywhere

[00:29:15] and like once you realize that you truly aren't safe anywhere like if there's a vent they can get

[00:29:21] in and that fucked with me so hard when i first played this game because there wasn't anything like

[00:29:27] that where like you truly weren't safe like there's no save room where you're like no nothing's gonna

[00:29:34] touch me in here i'm totally okay and then something comes in rips your face off like some

[00:29:39] fucking lady coming on a talk show with a chimpanzee and be like he's he's a good boy he listens to me

[00:29:45] and then next thing you know the chimpanzee have you ever seen that video of that fucking chimpanzee

[00:29:50] just ripping that poor lady to pieces i've heard of this but i haven't actually watched it before

[00:29:55] i watched too many traumatizing videos when i was a teenager dude like i seen i seen some shit on the

[00:30:01] internet i should not have seen and that was one of them sometimes i think about it sometimes when i'm

[00:30:08] playing scary games i'm like wow that was scary it wasn't as scary as that time that lady got her

[00:30:14] face ripped off by a chimpanzee that she trusted with her life he makes me an espresso every morning

[00:30:23] he makes my breakfast i put him in a diaper and then he listens to me and he lets me brush his teeth

[00:30:30] i don't know why i ripped my skin from my face

[00:30:38] anyways uh dead space dead space dead space um yeah i i feel like having a setting of a horror game

[00:30:49] is so important if your setting doesn't work but the rest of your game is like oh you got some crazy

[00:30:56] jump scares that doesn't matter your setting is like crucial to that and i mean look how iconic

[00:31:04] resident evil one is that game is iconic what's the what's the main thing that people think about

[00:31:11] i would i would say that it's probably the mansion the setting that you're in it's that that one

[00:31:18] location of like this is the place that you're at and the place that you're at is a character in and

[00:31:24] of itself and yeah i just i i love the fucking ishimura dude good pick good pick good pick yeah

[00:31:33] i feel like a lot of these that we picked are yeah they're they're the top tier oh yeah so let me uh

[00:31:40] i mean i talked about a setting being a character in and of itself my first pick is silent hill now

[00:31:47] i just i part of this is because i want to gush about the silent hill 2 remake

[00:31:53] i have finished the silent hill 2 remake that game is exceptional i will stand upon a rooftop

[00:32:03] and i will yell it i'll yell it at strangers and the silent hill 2 remake is awesome

[00:32:11] get off the skyline chilly lady are you looking at me go play silent hill

[00:32:20] i said silent hill oh christ i'll come down there and just tell you face to face get all out of breath

[00:32:28] like are you the lady that was yes say it's silent hill it's it was for playstation 2 lady where you go

[00:32:39] i don't have a nintendo next thing you know my mom's calling me she's like what do you mean you had a

[00:32:45] restraining order

[00:32:49] but yeah i uh i think silent hill 2 remake is like it's up there man with like these remakes like

[00:33:00] i would seriously put it with resident evil 2 remake and resident evil 4 remake like it's it's that good

[00:33:09] and i'm probably gonna get stomped on for this by some purists of the original but i don't think

[00:33:22] you need to play the original anymore unless it's for nostalgia it's still a fantastic game

[00:33:29] by all means i'm not saying don't play that game i'm just saying if you've never played

[00:33:35] two at all this is where you start that's my opinion i loved this game everything that they did

[00:33:48] in this game just expanded on and made it was made better from the original and part of what made this

[00:34:00] game so good is the setting the town dude coming into that town and seeing it the way it was in this remake

[00:34:12] it was horrifying like you genuinely are like this feels uneasy and like yes the original made me feel

[00:34:23] uneasy not like this and the absolute terror that i had when this is not a spoiler really but the combat

[00:34:37] so in the original you kind of just bonk things on the head with a two by four and then later

[00:34:43] insert comical bonk bonk bonk bonk like pretty much like very stiff like animation this is a lot

[00:34:51] more visceral and it actually reminds me of dead space yes just that heavy and just like it's a

[00:34:57] struggle like you you're hearing the character like like just fucking just trying his best to beat

[00:35:06] these things to death and like let's try and like doing the stomp the stomp like on in dead space when

[00:35:13] you're like just stomping on them and you're hearing you know in dead space it's isaac but in this is

[00:35:18] just like oh and just like he's having a hard time dealing with this shit this is a man trying his

[00:35:27] best and when you first encounter that first enemy and you're like all right here we go time to mash

[00:35:37] on the buttons and then it sidesteps you and dodges you're like oh this is a different kind of game

[00:35:46] this is not the same game i grew up with at all and as i continued further through this game

[00:35:56] in settings like the hospital the labyrinth jesus fucking christ almighty this game was scaring the

[00:36:07] shit out of me on a very regular basis and i have played a lot of horror games but the thing is

[00:36:16] if i look back on i i just beat the original silent hill maybe four or five years ago still really

[00:36:25] fucking scary and a lot of it is because of the setting the the town itself is so eerie and like

[00:36:34] because it has like that twin peaksy kind of vibe where like nothing feels natural like even you beat

[00:36:41] people that just look like regular people but the you're like why are you talking like this

[00:36:45] and like just the the overall atmosphere of the town and the people within the town it just

[00:36:52] like really bugs you in a way that not a lot of other games do like there's one thing for a setting

[00:36:59] being scary like the ishimura but the setting of silent hill is like it just it fucks with your head

[00:37:05] constantly because you don't know like is that real what is real why is it real like it's just

[00:37:14] nothing makes sense and i also think that having bloober do the remake because they have experience

[00:37:20] with like layers of fear which totally fuck with like your perception of of different things perfect

[00:37:26] because there was lots of weird shit going on in that game like that so number one shout out to

[00:37:33] silent hill as a general setting for the games primo setting and also shout out to the silent hill 2

[00:37:40] remake congratulations bloober you've made what i would consider a modern horror masterpiece if you

[00:37:47] don't agree with it don't care there's the door hell yeah man one one of the things that i love about

[00:37:55] silent hill is that like it's not always the same you know like it'd be one thing if it was like

[00:38:01] silent hill the same thing in every single game but so like depending on i guess like like the

[00:38:09] the protagonist like depending on the protagonist and like the shit they're going through and like

[00:38:14] the shit that they have to i guess like atone for or like i don't know it's always like different

[00:38:22] and morphing into like something completely dude you know what's crazy like unfamiliar i forgot

[00:38:27] what the twist was in two because it's it's been so long since i played the original yeah and when

[00:38:33] it happens i was like get the fuck out of here oh what that's bad you should do that james james

[00:38:44] oh my god james is fucking um should be a mod every character is just going james uh

[00:38:58] you meet angela it's like hey hello how are you what are you doing here she's like james

[00:39:07] and then the cutscene ends you get no context for anything in the game it's just every cutscene

[00:39:12] starts off with a character going james and then it just abruptly ends and then james is like what

[00:39:17] do i do now oh my god please you know what would be crazy to have someone like just put keanu reeves

[00:39:24] in silent hill oh imagine keanu reeves running around silent hill like what is going on here man

[00:39:29] yeah he's just doing a stupid voice so confused but like being like bro i really don't want to hurt

[00:39:33] you dude what's happening bro why am i side of the hill what's happening duh man please please put

[00:39:42] keanu oh my god someone needs to i mean there's already crazy mods going around like they put

[00:39:45] fucking thomas the tank engine and has pyramid ahead of course as and then someone else modified it

[00:39:51] so that you could play cj from san andreas oh my god man i hope like oh my god put keanu reeves in

[00:39:59] there and just like as shadow the hedgehog oh my god dude i gotta talk about this for a second

[00:40:05] so this is super side note beth and i watched the so i think it was the sony state of play

[00:40:13] that they did recently when they announced like a whole bunch of shit and at first during that

[00:40:21] shadow the hedgehog trailer we were both like is this tokyo it is tokyo and then we're like

[00:40:28] shadow the hedgehog in tokyo and then it was like voiced by keanu reeves and we were like

[00:40:34] shadow the hedgehog in tokyo voiced by keanu reeves and beth had a fucking breakdown she like couldn't

[00:40:41] like comprehend what was happening like just all these things like shadow the hedgehog in tokyo

[00:40:47] voiced by keanu reeves was some crazy shit was it was he in like a post-apocalyptic tokyo like

[00:40:53] shin megami tensei no it was regular tokyo it was just shadow the hedgehog and regular

[00:40:57] shibuya going downtown looking for super potatoes so he can buy a few uh

[00:41:01] fucking super famicom carts for the cheap

[00:41:08] speaking of tokyo dude have you ever i think i've asked you this before have you ever played

[00:41:14] shin megami tensei nocturne that's the third game i haven't and i'm kind of curious because

[00:41:19] when i seen that you put that on here i was like

[00:41:23] i thought this was all i thought we were talking about horror games but then i was like

[00:41:29] i don't know enough about the smt games and are they like horror rpgs

[00:41:37] you know yeah they're i guess by definition they're rpgs but like they they feel like survival

[00:41:47] horror in in so many fucking ways like first off nothing just like silent hill and like any other

[00:41:55] good setting it just doesn't fucking feel right because uh they all take place in post-apocalyptic

[00:42:01] tokyo of some kind but yet uh nocturne this is like you come across a cult and they've uh they've

[00:42:08] done this ritual that basically is like reshaped the earth in their image and the earth is just like

[00:42:14] like of course it's or well not earth it's it's tokyo like all of tokyo has been like

[00:42:20] basically mashed into a ball so you can see like the top of the fucking

[00:42:25] sphere all this shit anyway yeah yeah you're completely on edge and you're just like helpless

[00:42:31] the entire fucking time because you have to really conserve your healing items and

[00:42:35] um whenever you come across a safe point just like in like resident evil or something whenever

[00:42:41] you come across a safe point you're like oh thank god oh thank god i can finally breathe i'm finally

[00:42:45] safe but uh yeah this version of tokyo like what sets this one apart from

[00:42:53] um like other shin megami tensei's is is just that like it's it's this whole like rather than

[00:43:00] being you know a dilapidated city whatever it's just it's just this giant like spherical

[00:43:06] world where oh man how do i explain it like you can see other parts of tokyo like up on like in the

[00:43:14] sky like oh that's cool shit the land that's connected to the sky um is nocturne like mostly

[00:43:22] a dungeon crawler for the most part yeah yeah like most like a good yeah about 80 of the game you'll be

[00:43:33] in in dungeons cruising along and fighting enemies and shit because there's not really like any town

[00:43:39] segments like in the persona games right like you're not running around in like a setting and

[00:43:45] like talking to people it's i think it's just menus isn't it there's no there are there are some

[00:43:50] towns where you go around and you can talk to npcs uh really like most most of the time the npcs will

[00:43:56] just be like friendly demons you can talk to them and they'll be like one of the settings you'll go to

[00:44:01] is uh part of a tokyo called ikebukuro ikebukuro i don't know how the fuck you're supposed to say

[00:44:06] it but you can go to actual like places in tokyo yeah yeah there's um i think you can also go to

[00:44:14] shibuya if i'm not mistaken there's also probably it's like one of the more popular places

[00:44:20] i forget what the other places are called but yeah you'll go to different parts of tokyo um some some

[00:44:26] parts you go to like a town or like a mall or something you'll talk to demons and they'll be like

[00:44:30] um yeah so i saw this big guy in a part of this place he's guarding like a warehouse uh there's

[00:44:38] no way to get in you might have to find a key and so you have to go do all this shit to get the key to

[00:44:42] go into the dungeon they go into the dungeon and you whoop ass and win um but yeah you you never

[00:44:49] just like a good horror game you never feel like like certain that you're gonna be able to overcome

[00:44:56] whatever like comes around the corner or comes into your next battle because like just regular

[00:45:02] regular encounters with like regular enemies you're all you're always on edge like you're always

[00:45:07] taking advantage of the extra turns taking advantage of any weaknesses fuck aren't they yeah yeah they're

[00:45:14] pretty fucking punishing yeah like like do you have to grind a lot not a lot but you might have to

[00:45:21] grind a little bit like when you get to uh when you get to uh like a like the bosses are for sure the

[00:45:26] hardest parts some bosses will kind of stonewall your ass uh until you come up with a good strategy

[00:45:33] and uh build a good team around them because like one of the one of the biggest walls in the game

[00:45:38] i think like maybe a quarter of the way through is this guy called matador and he's just like a

[00:45:43] skeletal matador and like as long as you just fuse a lot of demons that have uh the wind spells on

[00:45:52] or xan or whatever and then you just debuff the fuck out of them you're good to go but yeah it's

[00:45:59] it's tough it's just it has a lot of horror elements to it and it yeah sometimes it might as well just be

[00:46:04] a horror rpg man it's it's it's a son of a bitch but it's good it's not on one of my picks but i you

[00:46:10] know one of the ps2 games that i'm like that's that's definitely the next rpg that i play on ps2

[00:46:17] i want to play those uh shadow heart games number one they have timed hits number two it's like a

[00:46:24] horror rpg which are few and far between and i feel like i should play all of them

[00:46:32] yeah man i i think i tried to play i i actually did get ps2 uh games running on my laptop not too long

[00:46:40] ago so i can finally play ps2 games on this son of a bitch but yeah shadow hearts would be

[00:46:46] so fucking awesome if they brought them to modern consoles man they feel very fucking weird like

[00:46:52] the first game the first couple of minutes are fucking insane like in the the weirdest i've never

[00:46:57] played one i have never even thrown it on so i i definitely want to definitely want to check those

[00:47:04] out i know a lot about them i just i've never played them let me see how long they are because

[00:47:09] we probably just do a fucking stream with them sometime i think they're pretty long now the only

[00:47:13] problem is with this like a stream of something like that like there's i feel like i'm weird like

[00:47:20] that like there's certain games i don't care to stream because i want to drink them in myself

[00:47:25] especially if they're long shit like this like my silent hill you know even greg and beth were like

[00:47:30] oh you should stream silent hill i was like this is for me this is for me i don't give a shit how

[00:47:36] good the reactions are going to be of me getting scared this is for me it's a very personal thing

[00:47:41] the first shadow hearts um main and extra how long to be says it's only 31 hours that's not bad

[00:47:50] that's not terrible dude and i think shit that fucking game that rpg that's in ufo 50 is longer

[00:47:57] than that the the second game shadow hearts covenant that one oh that one taxed on an extra 21

[00:48:06] hours yeah it's about like 51 21 hours extra 51 oh 51 yeah 51 and a half hours

[00:48:15] okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah well the first one definitely seems manageable that's definitely on

[00:48:22] my list of things to do fuck yeah um do i was waiting i was waiting for you to say something and

[00:48:32] i was like i don't want to cut them off and then you were waiting oh my bad no i'm no i'm done that's

[00:48:37] uh yeah tokyo and nocturne is really good nocturne is on like it's on everything now actually it's on

[00:48:43] it's on steam playstation switch it's on xbox also surprisingly no way no it's not on xbox how long

[00:48:50] is that bitch to beat it's definitely not as long as persona um i'm gonna look it up i mean i mean

[00:48:59] that's like here's the thing especially with this like metaphor re fantasia like i want to play this

[00:49:04] game i'm just super intimidated by how goddamn long this game is like i'm like i want like i feel like

[00:49:12] i have this weird fomo happening where i i'm i'm missing out beth's playing it i know dave jackson's

[00:49:19] playing it and i'm like fuck i want to play this game so bad but like i don't know how to commit

[00:49:28] like 120 hours to a game one game i don't mind putting a lot of time into uh into a long game

[00:49:37] yeah i mean it's not put like 148 hours or something into elden ring like fuck don't make like the main

[00:49:45] game beyond 60 hour x 60 is is super doable for me like that's that's a long rpg in my eyes

[00:49:54] 60 is like oh got a hefty boy here but like 40 would be fucking perfect like like 30 30 to 35 is my like

[00:50:06] primo because i'll i'll play it over like the course of a month and i'll get it done yep no problem

[00:50:11] oh as soon as it starts creeping up on 50 i'm like i might have to take some intermittent breaks from

[00:50:17] this because it's it might be a bit long now with persona 5 when that came out i don't know

[00:50:24] why i had so much free time on my hands but i i fucking blitzed that game like people are like

[00:50:31] jerry you know what it was jerry we need your help and you're just i was i was working shift work

[00:50:36] when that came out and i remember like when i would come home from working nights i get home at like

[00:50:43] midnight and i would just stay up until like six o'clock in the morning playing video games and then

[00:50:46] i god forbid if i had the next day off because i would sleep i would sleep like six hours wake up

[00:50:52] and then just play for like 12 hours straight god damn dude for like weeks and weeks because like

[00:50:59] i yeah i bliss persona 5 and i loved it i loved every second of persona 5 i think it's an amazing

[00:51:05] game but like i don't know man i just i need shorter you know i've been on a quest to find some

[00:51:14] short rpgs in my life called inside that's not it's 20 hours 25 25 hours shorter shorter shorten that

[00:51:26] dick no uh nocturne nocturne if you're doing just the main story it's 50 hours but if you do

[00:51:33] main plus extra it's 62 it's a beefy boy it's a beefy boy yeah it's a beefy yeah you don't now

[00:51:45] speaking of beefy boys chris redfield he shows up in a game called resident evil 8 and resident

[00:51:52] evil 8 has a crazy setting which is in some european mountain place and i gotta tell you

[00:52:02] i fucking am all about it please step on me lady d yeah yeah her castle is some wild shit

[00:52:13] like just the initial like it takes a bit of time to get there but just like rummaging around this

[00:52:20] like desolate little village outside and like constantly seeing the castle in the background

[00:52:24] and then eventually getting to that castle holy fucking shit dude did have you played resident

[00:52:30] evil 8 fuck yeah my my wife got it for me for my birthday have you beat it let me look i think it was

[00:52:38] the same oh yeah this game came out a day before my birthday so yeah i played it and fucking beat it

[00:52:45] it's a good fucking game dude i i love this game not as much as some of the other resident evils but

[00:52:52] like i really like that setting i love that setting i did not care for the back half of the game in its

[00:53:01] setting the way it like i didn't care about like the fish dudes layer i didn't care about going to

[00:53:06] fucking jabu jabu's layer to go fight a fish guy i didn't care about the like the warehouse or the

[00:53:12] factory was okay but like at that point i was like what is happening like if this if that game had to

[00:53:19] just bend the village and the castle and then maybe like throw some other weird ass shit like toward the

[00:53:25] end like have the factory like underground or some weird shit that would have been like primo that

[00:53:31] fucking dollhouse can get fucked do you remember how scary that shit was with the fucking aborted baby

[00:53:41] chasing you around and shit yeah that baby i think was one that was uh maybe five or six jump scares the

[00:53:50] game got out of me yeah that was that was some shit dude what the fuck man that was insane

[00:53:59] but yeah the the entire atmosphere of just this desolate village with the backdrop of this castle

[00:54:06] that you eventually go to and the castle in and of itself is like its own setting as well

[00:54:12] and the way it's kind of like seamlessly interconnected i love that shit so much resident evil does that so

[00:54:20] well like silent hill is different in that way like silent hill doesn't have a lot of that like

[00:54:26] interconnectivity until you get into what i call the silent hill dungeons like the apartments the

[00:54:30] hospital like they have like a whole like oh i just loop back around and i found a thing for this

[00:54:35] thing and i found a thing for that thing but the silent hill four does a really good job of that

[00:54:39] because like you'll see like the places you go that like the dungeons you go to in four you'll see

[00:54:45] like through your apartment window and shit like when you see somebody walk into the into the

[00:54:49] the train station or the subway station that you have to rescue yeah you'll go to the train station and

[00:54:54] yeah sorry go ahead forgot about that i gotta play that game i've never beat four i beat i think

[00:55:00] almost all of them except i think it's on gog.com and it's on sale a lot for like five bucks it's on pc

[00:55:08] yeah yeah it's on gog it's uh ten bucks man pc might be the way to play that because like

[00:55:16] the lower frame rates it's drm free um but yeah the uh the castle absolutely fantastic i love it it's

[00:55:29] definitely up there with some of my favorite locations in a horror game yeah dude that's uh

[00:55:36] when you first come across the werewolves in the village like that shit was man that shit was wild

[00:55:45] that game went from like it started off like a teeny bit slow and then then like as soon as you step

[00:55:52] foot into the village it's like werewolves vampires fucking yeah it just went fucking nuts and like

[00:55:59] toward the end the van the werewolves ain't shit because you're just like kablammo and just like

[00:56:04] blowing their asses like through buildings and shit but like at the beginning of that game

[00:56:10] holy shit dude you see one of those guys and you're like

[00:56:14] fuck well how am i supposed to deal with this thing

[00:56:18] god in the castle let alone two dude oh yeah dude just like getting in the castle and like

[00:56:23] i just remember there was like one place with and it was like kind of flooded and it was kind of like

[00:56:29] in a wine cellar and like you're looking down like this this like hall of like it's like flooded

[00:56:36] with like these wine racks and you just see like a zombie come up out of the water super slow and

[00:56:42] just like the lighting and shit i was like this is gonna make me jizz right now like i'm this is like

[00:56:50] my thing just like the fucking cinematography god i'm gonna come the cinematography of this

[00:56:59] fucking game is insane like just certain shots that the way that they line up with like you getting

[00:57:04] into a certain area it's just it's incredible it's incredible some of the coolest shit was for me was

[00:57:12] uh when you're just you're just exploring like so yeah right since you get to the castle you get

[00:57:17] captured whatever you break out whatever uh but when you're exploring the castle and like at first

[00:57:24] you don't know that like lady d and her sisters or her daughters or whatever on your ass like you

[00:57:30] don't know it but then by the way those daughters they can get it right yeah dude if naver on here

[00:57:38] dude he'd be all over that dude i want their entire family to step on me all at once just give

[00:57:46] me one of those fucking no man i just want to like lay on a bed and let them the the whole family just

[00:57:52] give me one of those like vietnamese fucking foot massages oh okay like yeah stomp on me like grapes

[00:57:58] baby yeah man grape my skin my back tits and ass my back tits

[00:58:07] um yeah no i love tender part that's the most flavorful part the back tits are the most flavorful

[00:58:14] part of the body don't you know oh man so i mean you know what we need to get a drop for the more you

[00:58:20] know just like do do do ding ding oh dude i bet there's a fucking soundboard where we can easily

[00:58:27] get that um editor which is me uh go find that and put that in seconds earlier thanks thanks editor

[00:58:35] uh yeah i love when you're when you're just wandering through the castle and you know you're

[00:58:40] just on your merry way like how the fuck do i get out of here where's my daughter i really got to piss

[00:58:44] uh and then all of a sudden just out of nowhere you see a door open and you see like fucking 10

[00:58:50] foot tall lady dimitrescu like she's like so good i like how she has to like fold underneath the

[00:58:56] fucking doors and shit yeah dude and then you just hear like the clomp clomp of her shoes and it's

[00:59:02] like fuck she wasn't as intimidating to me as mr x in resident evil 2 remake that bitch was just

[00:59:12] fucking everywhere no matter what like you come out of a save room you just hear boom boom boom boom

[00:59:18] like above you and you'd be like well guess i'm staying in the save room for the rest of my life

[00:59:23] yo fucking what now dude oh but yeah she's uh she's pretty good her and her daughter's pretty good

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[01:04:07] a lot of like attack on titan there's a wall around the entire farm it's just the it's not really farm

[01:04:13] it's like this uh living so these are not free range chickens oh they're free range all right

[01:04:18] they're sentient they're like sentient chickens they've got their own community their own like

[01:04:24] way of life their own routines they have families they have feelings they they could feel things

[01:04:31] um but here you are trying to if if you want eggs you have to uh basically tear down that wall or like

[01:04:40] find a way in there to get those eggs you'll have to do like a an ocean's 11 style heist just to

[01:04:46] somehow get in there and and abduct their children their eggs because those eggs are so fucking delicious

[01:04:53] good luck though because those chickens they wield weapons they do they've become they've become smart

[01:05:00] they know how to use modern tools they've created fire and the wheel within the wall

[01:05:08] they uh i mean yeah you're trespassing into their territory so by all means they have every fucking

[01:05:14] right to kill you on the spot on the spot so if you wander into a chicken's home trying to steal their

[01:05:21] young their eggs uh all because you wanted to make a denver omelet you selfish fuck um you you go in

[01:05:28] there and then you're caught and they they hold you up with an ak-47 you're done sorry you have to

[01:05:34] sign a waiver to get in there so essentially you have to prove your worth like you you can get a promo

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[01:05:48] like that's part of the dlc and you definitely get a pretty sick like big head mode chicken head as

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[01:06:01] toes you have to be on your toes your talons your beaks your asses you got to be on the ball

[01:06:07] to outsmart these chicks all right they that's right these hens these hens ain't fucking around

[01:06:12] they ain't just gonna let you take those eggs so that's why when you have but a single egg whether

[01:06:19] that's fried or that's scrambled or poached however you want it you're gonna enjoy that eggs you're gonna

[01:06:25] be like i stole this child fair and square i'm gonna fucking eat this kid

[01:06:34] these chickens are 100 percent cognizant so much pepper on this kid right now

[01:06:41] i've heard fry this kid these chickens are 100 percent cognizant they will attack you on sight

[01:06:46] they will defend their homestead their way of life as they know it uh you came to the wrong house

[01:06:53] and they'll just yeah you're fucking done dude yeah it'll be uh cue the attack on titan theme song

[01:07:02] but it's just chickens running mad just a giant there's a human stepping over this fucking

[01:07:11] chicken wire fence

[01:07:16] the chickens are all like laced up with the fucking the gear too

[01:07:20] they're like they they can fly like they can yeah they're soaring around with their fucking grapple hooks and shit

[01:07:32] oh man then you're just like

[01:07:35] it's just them it's just them jumping around but like they can kind of hover for a little while

[01:07:40] they've got like so these these chickens have also developed like full hands and thumbs and shit it's truly terrifying i don't know what the fuck happened it's gross as fuck

[01:07:50] uh but yeah they they also they have hands so they're swinging around like lassos made out of like dental floss or whatever they can find

[01:07:57] to to once again defend their homestead you're trying to take their young

[01:08:01] that like the ultimate titan that would come over that wall would be link

[01:08:06] from the legend of zelda because he's like those chickens fucking hate link

[01:08:11] he'd just be picking them up and he'd just be jumping off cliffs with them

[01:08:14] just to sail across the the world and then throw them away

[01:08:18] it's but then keep their eyes

[01:08:20] it's gonna be like uh

[01:08:22] uh what the fuck is his name

[01:08:24] uh hulk it's gonna be hulk hogan

[01:08:26] he's elbow dropping all of their fucking

[01:08:28] houses just

[01:08:31] you're gonna i'm gonna scramble

[01:08:33] you're young brother and he's just

[01:08:34] he's just like

[01:08:37] just annihilating their fucking

[01:08:39] houses or like uh ray mysterio

[01:08:41] jumping out of a tree onto their their their church because they also worship a chicken god

[01:08:46] because they're they're cognizant like real live chickens

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[01:09:15] we're we've saddled up we're back on it

[01:09:19] yeah we are my uh my last pick

[01:09:23] uh is the the baker house from re7 because

[01:09:27] god damn

[01:09:29] they um

[01:09:31] so for those that haven't played seven

[01:09:34] you're you're in this

[01:09:35] big old louisiana mansion

[01:09:38] pretty much the entire game

[01:09:40] except for the parts where you go outside

[01:09:41] or like you go on an island or whatever

[01:09:43] um

[01:09:44] yeah it's this old

[01:09:46] dilapidated house

[01:09:47] that's just it's moldy as fuck

[01:09:49] just falling apart

[01:09:51] just a piece of shit

[01:09:52] all around piece of shit house

[01:09:55] and

[01:09:56] yeah

[01:10:04] just a gigantic house

[01:10:06] um

[01:10:07] that you feel uneasy like the whole time

[01:10:09] because there's like what

[01:10:10] there's like

[01:10:11] fucking

[01:10:12] seven members of the family

[01:10:14] like there's just

[01:10:14] way too many of these motherfuckers creeping around following you

[01:10:19] especially the part

[01:10:20] where like the dad is on your tail almost the entire time

[01:10:23] and

[01:10:24] you

[01:10:25] fucking wherever you are

[01:10:26] you'll see him come into the room

[01:10:27] and

[01:10:28] you'll have to go run away and find a

[01:10:30] uh

[01:10:30] hiding spot

[01:10:31] or a safe room

[01:10:33] what do you

[01:10:35] what do you think sherry

[01:10:38] well

[01:10:39] i've

[01:10:40] i was saying earlier that i really like

[01:10:43] the setting of resident evil 8

[01:10:45] and the only reason why i

[01:10:47] i went to 8 over 7

[01:10:49] is because i already seen that you'd picked 7

[01:10:51] cause

[01:10:52] dude

[01:10:53] i love

[01:10:54] the texas chainsaw ass

[01:10:56] like

[01:10:56] setting

[01:10:57] of 7

[01:10:58] just like this

[01:10:59] old

[01:11:01] creepy ass

[01:11:02] dilapidated house

[01:11:03] and then

[01:11:03] like the family themselves

[01:11:05] it

[01:11:05] it was totally texas chainsaw

[01:11:07] like

[01:11:08] oh fuck yeah

[01:11:09] definitely had like

[01:11:10] those vibes and i

[01:11:11] i just

[01:11:11] i

[01:11:12] i love that movie

[01:11:13] like the original

[01:11:14] and

[01:11:15] i just

[01:11:16] i love that kind of setting

[01:11:17] just like in the middle of nowhere

[01:11:18] like

[01:11:19] fuck space

[01:11:20] and no one can hear you scream

[01:11:21] ain't nobody here

[01:11:23] and shit

[01:11:23] out in the middle of the goddamn louisiana bayou

[01:11:26] out in the bayou

[01:11:28] out in the bayou

[01:11:30] um

[01:11:31] i

[01:11:33] genuinely think

[01:11:35] resident evil 7

[01:11:36] because i played it in vr

[01:11:38] from start to finish

[01:11:39] is one of the

[01:11:41] if not the scariest

[01:11:42] thing i've ever done

[01:11:44] and i mean

[01:11:45] you probably didn't play it in vr

[01:11:48] but i played it just like

[01:11:50] regular first person

[01:11:51] which was

[01:11:51] it's scary enough as it is

[01:11:53] like that

[01:11:53] but in vr it was like

[01:11:56] it was another

[01:11:56] thing altogether

[01:11:57] it was

[01:11:59] it was fantastic

[01:12:00] i can only imagine

[01:12:02] having that um

[01:12:03] you know like vr

[01:12:04] and then like full

[01:12:06] surround like

[01:12:07] noise cancelling headphones

[01:12:09] and shit

[01:12:09] that would just be the most

[01:12:10] terrifying shit ever

[01:12:12] just like being able to hear

[01:12:13] every like

[01:12:14] creak and groan of the house

[01:12:16] or like hearing like

[01:12:17] maybe some really

[01:12:18] faint footsteps

[01:12:19] just down the hallway

[01:12:22] or

[01:12:22] that was

[01:12:23] i would fuck

[01:12:24] i would piss my

[01:12:25] my pants would just be

[01:12:26] fucking sodden

[01:12:27] sodd pants

[01:12:29] sodd and gomorrah

[01:12:30] in my pants

[01:12:31] please

[01:12:34] that's what

[01:12:35] those are my favorite

[01:12:35] members of uh

[01:12:36] of uh

[01:12:38] insane

[01:12:38] guardians

[01:12:39] guardians of the galaxy

[01:12:40] i couldn't think of their

[01:12:41] name i almost said galaxy

[01:12:42] guardians but you know

[01:12:44] that's the uh

[01:12:45] that's the great value

[01:12:47] brand

[01:12:48] chris pratt

[01:12:50] plays soddum

[01:12:50] right

[01:12:52] chris crat

[01:12:59] chris cross

[01:13:02] chris cross

[01:13:03] both play uh

[01:13:05] uh

[01:13:06] they take turns

[01:13:07] playing rocket raccoon

[01:13:08] just like uh

[01:13:09] the little

[01:13:10] little

[01:13:10] olsen twin

[01:13:12] in full house

[01:13:12] they take turns

[01:13:13] he's not

[01:13:14] he's not even a raccoon

[01:13:15] he's just a fucking

[01:13:15] possum

[01:13:19] poopy possum

[01:13:20] they call him

[01:13:26] we were

[01:13:27] oh my god

[01:13:28] we were

[01:13:29] shout out to

[01:13:30] knave

[01:13:30] uh i was recording

[01:13:32] uh

[01:13:32] gaming together

[01:13:33] with him

[01:13:33] i think on

[01:13:35] sunday

[01:13:35] with uh

[01:13:37] chris of a novel

[01:13:37] console

[01:13:38] um

[01:13:39] we were talking

[01:13:40] about uh

[01:13:41] priss crat

[01:13:42] yeah priss crat

[01:13:43] no we were talking

[01:13:44] about clowns

[01:13:45] for some reason

[01:13:46] and i was like

[01:13:47] dude i

[01:13:47] i've always

[01:13:48] i want to go to

[01:13:49] clown college

[01:13:50] and just like

[01:13:50] name myself

[01:13:51] something stupid

[01:13:51] like doo doo

[01:13:52] the clown

[01:13:53] or like nipples

[01:13:53] the clown

[01:13:56] nipples the clown

[01:13:57] you know

[01:13:58] clitoris the clown

[01:14:05] going to kids

[01:14:06] and shit

[01:14:07] and here he is

[01:14:09] kids

[01:14:09] clitoris the clown

[01:14:11] we found him

[01:14:12] hey kids

[01:14:14] i'm flicking the

[01:14:15] bean

[01:14:15] you're just

[01:14:16] fucking

[01:14:17] got a fucking

[01:14:18] giant bean

[01:14:19] out

[01:14:19] flicking it

[01:14:20] you just got a

[01:14:21] bag of pinto beans

[01:14:22] you're flicking

[01:14:23] all over the place

[01:14:24] he just keeps

[01:14:25] just keeps

[01:14:26] winging at the

[01:14:27] moms

[01:14:33] they're just

[01:14:33] a really

[01:14:34] it's a really

[01:14:35] stupid

[01:14:36] fucking clown

[01:14:37] fucking

[01:14:38] tinkles the

[01:14:39] clown

[01:14:40] or like

[01:14:40] fart shit

[01:14:41] pants

[01:14:42] fuck the

[01:14:42] clown

[01:14:43] i don't know

[01:14:43] dude

[01:14:44] that one's

[01:14:45] exclusive for

[01:14:45] kids birthdays

[01:14:52] my greatest

[01:14:53] trick

[01:14:53] the fenty

[01:14:54] fooled

[01:14:55] y'all kids

[01:14:57] want to smoke

[01:14:57] some drugs

[01:14:58] he's going

[01:14:59] to the back

[01:14:59] of your

[01:15:00] Ford fiesta

[01:15:03] oh man

[01:15:05] surely the

[01:15:05] greatest

[01:15:06] birthday

[01:15:06] cake

[01:15:06] you see

[01:15:11] the clown

[01:15:11] packing

[01:15:12] up

[01:15:12] smoking

[01:15:12] cigarettes

[01:15:13] at the

[01:15:13] same time

[01:15:14] like it

[01:15:15] was 1981

[01:15:18] just smoking

[01:15:19] cigarettes and

[01:15:20] eating the

[01:15:20] kids cake

[01:15:21] whose birthday

[01:15:22] is it

[01:15:23] jimmy's

[01:15:24] i don't give a

[01:15:25] fuck

[01:15:28] jimmy who

[01:15:29] the fucking

[01:15:30] he's just

[01:15:31] packing up his

[01:15:31] trash bag with

[01:15:32] like balloon

[01:15:33] animals and

[01:15:34] his fucking

[01:15:34] stupid clown

[01:15:36] garbage and

[01:15:37] then he just

[01:15:37] grabs a fist

[01:15:38] full of cake

[01:15:39] and just shoves

[01:15:40] it in with his

[01:15:40] other shit

[01:15:43] i'm taking

[01:15:44] 10%

[01:15:45] yeah anyway

[01:15:46] uh

[01:15:46] speaking of

[01:15:47] clowns

[01:15:47] resident evil

[01:15:48] 7

[01:15:48] i was gonna

[01:15:49] say speaking of

[01:15:50] clowns

[01:15:50] it is spooky

[01:15:52] season and i

[01:15:52] would highly

[01:15:53] encourage anybody

[01:15:54] to check out

[01:15:54] art the clown's

[01:15:56] new movie

[01:15:56] terrifier 3

[01:15:57] oh yeah

[01:15:58] i uh

[01:16:00] i've

[01:16:00] have you seen

[01:16:01] these movies

[01:16:02] at all

[01:16:04] fuck yeah

[01:16:06] they're rough

[01:16:09] dude

[01:16:09] they are

[01:16:10] hard to

[01:16:11] watch

[01:16:12] yeah especially

[01:16:13] the the second

[01:16:14] like toward the

[01:16:15] end where it's

[01:16:15] like haha

[01:16:16] this 12 year old

[01:16:17] girl is is

[01:16:18] actually a

[01:16:19] warrior goddess

[01:16:20] uh reincarnated or

[01:16:22] something and she

[01:16:23] was she was born

[01:16:24] specifically to fight

[01:16:25] art the clown or

[01:16:26] some fucking wild

[01:16:27] shit

[01:16:29] man art the clown

[01:16:30] is so good

[01:16:31] shout out to art the

[01:16:32] clown

[01:16:32] shout out to art

[01:16:34] the clown

[01:16:38] dude we should

[01:16:39] just clitoris the

[01:16:40] clown

[01:16:42] clint the clown

[01:16:46] it's clint

[01:16:49] we should just

[01:16:51] we should just do

[01:17:00] a patreon series

[01:17:01] where we talk

[01:17:01] about like horror

[01:17:03] movies or something

[01:17:04] i don't know

[01:17:05] let's

[01:17:06] go

[01:17:06] i'm stuck on clunt

[01:17:08] the clown unless

[01:17:09] we move on

[01:17:14] what

[01:17:17] oh fuck my

[01:17:18] juices

[01:17:20] oh

[01:17:21] my juices

[01:17:23] my neck

[01:17:24] my back

[01:17:25] oh dude i like how

[01:17:27] you put ass

[01:17:27] asylum

[01:17:28] for my next pick

[01:17:33] i said i'm

[01:17:34] speaking to sound

[01:17:35] like a clown now

[01:17:36] i'm i'm clint the

[01:17:38] clown and for my

[01:17:39] next pick

[01:17:40] here is mount

[01:17:42] massive

[01:17:42] ass

[01:17:43] asylum

[01:17:44] from outlast

[01:17:46] and that's

[01:17:46] right i

[01:17:47] the listeners

[01:17:48] i spelt

[01:17:49] asylum

[01:17:50] wrong

[01:17:50] that is

[01:17:52] ass

[01:17:52] asylum

[01:17:53] so it looks like

[01:17:54] mount

[01:17:55] massive

[01:17:55] ass

[01:18:16] mountain

[01:18:17] doom

[01:18:18] outlast

[01:18:19] the clown

[01:18:19] diabetes

[01:18:28] the clown

[01:18:29] anyways

[01:18:53] mount

[01:18:53] massive

[01:18:53] asylum

[01:18:54] in outlast

[01:18:55] is a really

[01:18:57] good

[01:18:58] setting

[01:18:58] i don't even know

[01:19:02] what to say at this

[01:19:03] point

[01:19:03] i'm having trouble

[01:19:04] breathing

[01:19:04] oh

[01:19:05] the clown

[01:19:08] holy

[01:19:09] fuck

[01:19:10] i'm having

[01:19:11] trouble

[01:19:11] breathing

[01:19:12] the clown

[01:19:18] okay

[01:19:19] oh man

[01:19:21] yeah mount

[01:19:21] massive

[01:19:22] asylum

[01:19:22] in outlast

[01:19:23] dude

[01:19:25] i'm such

[01:19:25] a sucker

[01:19:26] for

[01:19:27] an insane

[01:19:29] asylum

[01:19:29] like

[01:19:30] any time

[01:19:32] that i

[01:19:32] that there's an

[01:19:33] insane

[01:19:33] asylum

[01:19:34] in any

[01:19:35] horror medium

[01:19:36] i'm there

[01:19:38] for it

[01:19:38] like

[01:19:39] dude

[01:19:40] one of my

[01:19:40] favorite horror

[01:19:42] movies of all

[01:19:42] time and like

[01:19:43] it probably doesn't

[01:19:44] hold up

[01:19:44] well

[01:19:46] today

[01:19:46] but one of my

[01:19:48] favorite horror

[01:19:48] movies ever

[01:19:49] is

[01:19:50] house on haunted

[01:19:51] hill

[01:19:52] i fucking

[01:19:53] love that movie

[01:19:54] from like

[01:19:54] 1999

[01:19:56] and

[01:19:57] it's all

[01:19:58] in like

[01:19:59] an insane

[01:19:59] asylum

[01:19:59] and like

[01:20:01] ever since

[01:20:01] then i've been

[01:20:02] like oh

[01:20:02] i love this

[01:20:03] setting

[01:20:03] for like

[01:20:04] horror setting

[01:20:06] because it's

[01:20:07] already creepy

[01:20:08] like especially

[01:20:09] when it's like

[01:20:10] something that's

[01:20:11] been like shut

[01:20:11] down or

[01:20:12] like it's

[01:20:13] dilapidated

[01:20:14] and like

[01:20:14] definitely some

[01:20:15] fucked up things

[01:20:16] happened in these

[01:20:17] insane asylums

[01:20:17] i mean

[01:20:18] it's a well-known

[01:20:19] fact that they do

[01:20:20] or they have

[01:20:21] and

[01:20:22] yeah just like

[01:20:24] being in this

[01:20:24] asylum

[01:20:26] which is like

[01:20:27] for

[01:20:28] these

[01:20:29] people

[01:20:30] in outlast

[01:20:31] anyways like

[01:20:32] they're almost

[01:20:33] like inhuman

[01:20:34] but they're like

[01:20:35] i think they're

[01:20:35] supposed to be

[01:20:36] like inmates

[01:20:36] or something

[01:20:37] i can't remember

[01:20:38] it's been so long

[01:20:39] since i played

[01:20:39] outlast but

[01:20:40] i just remember

[01:20:41] this was one of

[01:20:42] the games that

[01:20:42] in my adult life

[01:20:43] scared the fucking

[01:20:45] shit out of me

[01:20:46] and

[01:20:47] a lot of it

[01:20:47] was just like

[01:20:48] the claustrophobic

[01:20:50] like halls

[01:20:51] and shit

[01:20:51] and also like

[01:20:53] the direction

[01:20:54] of having it

[01:20:55] feel like a

[01:20:56] found footage

[01:20:57] movie because

[01:20:57] you're using

[01:20:58] like a

[01:20:58] handycam

[01:20:59] oh yeah

[01:21:00] genius

[01:21:00] genius

[01:21:01] so fucking

[01:21:02] good

[01:21:03] but

[01:21:04] i mean

[01:21:06] stacked up

[01:21:07] against like

[01:21:08] silent hill

[01:21:09] the town

[01:21:09] and the

[01:21:10] village and

[01:21:11] castle from

[01:21:11] resident evil

[01:21:12] eight

[01:21:12] it's not

[01:21:13] quite as

[01:21:14] crazy but

[01:21:15] i feel like

[01:21:16] it deserved

[01:21:17] a shout out

[01:21:17] here

[01:21:17] that is such

[01:21:19] a good one

[01:21:19] i when that

[01:21:21] when outlast

[01:21:21] came out

[01:21:22] i remember

[01:21:22] that being

[01:21:22] fucking huge

[01:21:23] like people

[01:21:24] wouldn't shut

[01:21:25] the fuck up

[01:21:25] about that

[01:21:26] game about

[01:21:26] it being

[01:21:26] like the

[01:21:28] scariest

[01:21:28] shit

[01:21:28] they've

[01:21:28] ever played

[01:21:29] yeah

[01:21:30] i think

[01:21:30] it was great

[01:21:31] so i think

[01:21:32] outlast 2

[01:21:33] is good too

[01:21:33] it has like

[01:21:34] a really cool

[01:21:34] like cultist

[01:21:35] setting

[01:21:36] and like

[01:21:36] i think

[01:21:37] that takes

[01:21:37] place in

[01:21:37] like arizona

[01:21:38] or some

[01:21:39] shit

[01:21:40] that's

[01:21:40] fucking

[01:21:40] sweet

[01:21:42] yep

[01:21:42] so

[01:21:43] that's a

[01:21:44] good one

[01:21:44] too

[01:21:45] i don't

[01:21:46] think i've

[01:21:46] played all

[01:21:47] the way

[01:21:47] through

[01:21:48] outlast

[01:21:49] i've played

[01:21:49] it was on

[01:21:50] games

[01:21:50] what

[01:21:51] yeah it was

[01:21:51] on games

[01:21:52] with gold

[01:21:52] for xbox

[01:21:53] uh

[01:21:54] you gotta be

[01:21:55] doing that

[01:21:55] dude

[01:21:56] it's so

[01:21:57] good it's

[01:21:57] not even

[01:21:57] that long

[01:21:59] that's good

[01:21:59] yeah

[01:22:00] you should

[01:22:00] definitely play

[01:22:01] through outlast

[01:22:01] i'll blast

[01:22:02] through it

[01:22:03] and write a

[01:22:03] blog about

[01:22:04] it

[01:22:05] i'll blast

[01:22:06] my brains

[01:22:07] out the

[01:22:07] clown

[01:22:26] days

[01:22:26] we used

[01:22:27] to always

[01:22:27] have a

[01:22:27] saying

[01:22:28] and it's

[01:22:28] gonna carry

[01:22:29] over to

[01:22:29] this one

[01:22:31] this is the

[01:22:31] saddest part

[01:22:32] of the episode

[01:22:33] it's also the

[01:22:34] most generous

[01:22:35] yeah

[01:22:35] because this

[01:22:36] is the

[01:22:36] part

[01:22:37] when we

[01:22:37] give you

[01:22:39] random

[01:22:40] recommended

[01:22:40] games

[01:22:42] that's right

[01:22:43] folks

[01:22:43] random

[01:22:44] recommended

[01:22:45] games

[01:22:47] you're gonna

[01:22:47] you're gonna

[01:22:48] still be able

[01:22:49] to get that

[01:22:49] the saddest

[01:22:50] yet most

[01:22:51] generous

[01:22:51] part of

[01:22:52] any of

[01:22:52] our

[01:22:52] podcasts

[01:22:53] and it's

[01:22:54] it's

[01:22:54] coming

[01:22:54] back

[01:22:55] and it's

[01:22:55] gonna

[01:22:56] it's

[01:22:56] found a

[01:22:56] new

[01:22:56] home

[01:22:57] right here

[01:22:57] on the

[01:22:58] new

[01:22:58] super

[01:22:58] pod

[01:22:59] saga

[01:23:00] so

[01:23:00] much

[01:23:02] like

[01:23:02] Diarrhea

[01:23:03] the

[01:23:03] Clown

[01:23:04] when he got

[01:23:04] kicked out

[01:23:05] of his

[01:23:05] fourth story

[01:23:06] apartment

[01:23:06] and had

[01:23:06] to live

[01:23:07] with his

[01:23:07] mom

[01:23:07] for a

[01:23:08] little

[01:23:08] bit

[01:23:08] he found

[01:23:09] a new

[01:23:09] home

[01:23:09] just like

[01:23:10] random

[01:23:11] recommended

[01:23:11] games

[01:23:12] that's right

[01:23:13] so

[01:23:14] let me

[01:23:15] let me

[01:23:15] go first

[01:23:16] because I

[01:23:16] have to

[01:23:17] I have to

[01:23:18] talk about

[01:23:18] this game

[01:23:19] I have to

[01:23:20] talk about

[01:23:20] this game

[01:23:20] at length

[01:23:21] and I

[01:23:21] have to

[01:23:21] tell everybody

[01:23:22] to buy

[01:23:22] the game

[01:23:23] that the

[01:23:23] game is

[01:23:23] in

[01:23:23] Aaron

[01:23:24] you have

[01:23:25] to buy

[01:23:25] fucking

[01:23:25] UFO 50

[01:23:26] you like

[01:23:27] this week

[01:23:28] this week

[01:23:29] it's not even

[01:23:29] expensive

[01:23:30] it's not

[01:23:30] expensive

[01:23:31] and you get

[01:23:31] 50 fucking

[01:23:32] games

[01:23:32] so if you

[01:23:33] don't know

[01:23:33] what UFO 50

[01:23:34] is

[01:23:35] okay

[01:23:36] Mossmouth

[01:23:37] okay

[01:23:38] follow me

[01:23:38] they made

[01:23:40] Spelunky

[01:23:40] and Spelunky

[01:23:42] 2

[01:23:43] I consider

[01:23:44] those games

[01:23:45] masterpieces

[01:23:45] I think

[01:23:47] they're

[01:23:47] fantastic

[01:23:48] zero flaws

[01:23:50] amazing

[01:23:51] co-op

[01:23:51] games

[01:23:52] like

[01:23:53] demand

[01:23:54] those

[01:23:55] games

[01:23:55] demand

[01:23:55] to be

[01:23:55] played

[01:23:56] in

[01:23:56] co-op

[01:23:57] that

[01:23:58] said

[01:23:59] I

[01:23:59] kept

[01:24:00] hearing

[01:24:00] about

[01:24:00] this

[01:24:00] UFO 50

[01:24:01] game

[01:24:01] didn't

[01:24:02] really

[01:24:02] know

[01:24:02] much

[01:24:02] about

[01:24:02] it

[01:24:03] started

[01:24:04] checking

[01:24:04] it out

[01:24:04] and I

[01:24:04] was

[01:24:05] like

[01:24:05] oh

[01:24:05] it's

[01:24:05] got

[01:24:05] like

[01:24:05] 50

[01:24:06] games

[01:24:06] in

[01:24:06] one

[01:24:06] is

[01:24:07] just

[01:24:07] like

[01:24:07] a

[01:24:07] collection

[01:24:07] of

[01:24:08] something

[01:24:08] then

[01:24:09] when

[01:24:09] I

[01:24:09] started

[01:24:09] digging

[01:24:09] into

[01:24:10] it

[01:24:10] further

[01:24:11] started

[01:24:12] hearing

[01:24:12] about

[01:24:14] a

[01:24:14] collection

[01:24:15] of

[01:24:15] 50

[01:24:15] games

[01:24:16] for

[01:24:16] a

[01:24:17] fictional

[01:24:17] console

[01:24:18] that

[01:24:18] never

[01:24:19] existed

[01:24:19] now

[01:24:21] you hear

[01:24:22] that

[01:24:22] and you're

[01:24:23] like

[01:24:23] okay

[01:24:23] that's

[01:24:24] interesting

[01:24:24] but you

[01:24:26] probably

[01:24:26] don't

[01:24:27] understand

[01:24:27] or can

[01:24:28] fathom

[01:24:29] the content

[01:24:30] that's within

[01:24:31] this

[01:24:32] games

[01:24:33] collection

[01:24:33] these are

[01:24:35] not mini

[01:24:35] games

[01:24:36] no

[01:24:37] these are

[01:24:39] full

[01:24:39] games

[01:24:40] full ass

[01:24:41] games

[01:24:41] so full

[01:24:42] in fact

[01:24:43] that I

[01:24:44] debated

[01:24:44] because

[01:24:45] Aaron

[01:24:45] you know

[01:24:46] me

[01:24:46] I'm

[01:24:47] addicted

[01:24:48] to getting

[01:24:48] those

[01:24:49] beats

[01:24:49] and I

[01:24:50] thought

[01:24:50] to

[01:24:51] myself

[01:24:52] am I

[01:24:52] really

[01:24:53] going to

[01:24:53] have to

[01:24:53] beat

[01:24:53] 50

[01:24:53] games

[01:24:54] to

[01:24:54] consider

[01:24:55] UFO

[01:24:55] 50

[01:24:55] a

[01:24:56] beat

[01:24:56] so

[01:24:57] I

[01:24:57] took

[01:24:57] to

[01:24:58] the

[01:24:58] internet

[01:24:59] and I

[01:24:59] asked

[01:25:00] Reddit

[01:25:00] I

[01:25:00] said

[01:25:00] hey

[01:25:01] what's

[01:25:01] the general

[01:25:01] consensus

[01:25:02] here

[01:25:02] do I

[01:25:03] log

[01:25:03] each

[01:25:04] individual

[01:25:04] game

[01:25:05] as

[01:25:05] a

[01:25:05] beat

[01:25:06] in

[01:25:06] itself

[01:25:06] or

[01:25:07] do

[01:25:08] I

[01:25:08] have

[01:25:09] to

[01:25:09] beat

[01:25:09] them

[01:25:09] all

[01:25:09] and

[01:25:10] then

[01:25:10] consider

[01:25:10] UFO

[01:25:11] 50

[01:25:11] beat

[01:25:12] and

[01:25:13] the

[01:25:13] general

[01:25:13] consensus

[01:25:13] was

[01:25:14] no

[01:25:14] these

[01:25:15] are

[01:25:15] all

[01:25:15] individual

[01:25:16] games

[01:25:17] they

[01:25:18] deserve

[01:25:18] to be

[01:25:19] as

[01:25:20] themselves

[01:25:20] so

[01:25:21] that's

[01:25:22] what I

[01:25:22] started

[01:25:23] like

[01:25:23] in my

[01:25:24] head

[01:25:24] I

[01:25:24] was

[01:25:24] doing

[01:25:24] because

[01:25:25] I

[01:25:25] do

[01:25:25] log

[01:25:25] all

[01:25:26] of

[01:25:26] my

[01:25:26] beats

[01:25:26] on

[01:25:27] how

[01:25:28] long

[01:25:28] to

[01:25:28] beat

[01:25:29] to

[01:25:30] my

[01:25:30] surprise

[01:25:30] over

[01:25:31] the

[01:25:31] weekend

[01:25:31] I

[01:25:32] started

[01:25:32] looking

[01:25:32] up

[01:25:33] just

[01:25:33] out of

[01:25:33] curiosity

[01:25:34] so

[01:25:35] yeah

[01:25:35] the

[01:25:35] extent

[01:25:35] of

[01:25:36] what

[01:25:36] these

[01:25:36] games

[01:25:36] are

[01:25:37] seems

[01:25:37] to

[01:25:38] be

[01:25:39] the

[01:25:39] general

[01:25:39] consensus

[01:25:40] they're

[01:25:40] individual

[01:25:41] games

[01:25:41] you need

[01:25:42] you can

[01:25:43] log

[01:25:43] them

[01:25:43] and

[01:25:44] to

[01:25:44] my

[01:25:44] surprise

[01:25:46] people

[01:25:46] started

[01:25:46] adding

[01:25:47] them

[01:25:47] to

[01:25:47] how

[01:25:47] long

[01:25:47] to

[01:25:48] be

[01:25:48] individually

[01:25:49] now

[01:25:50] that said

[01:25:51] there's

[01:25:55] three games

[01:25:56] that you

[01:25:56] could

[01:25:57] play

[01:25:58] within

[01:25:58] UFO50

[01:25:59] that would

[01:26:00] be worth

[01:26:00] the price

[01:26:00] tag

[01:26:01] for

[01:26:01] UFO50

[01:26:02] but

[01:26:03] the

[01:26:03] game

[01:26:03] that

[01:26:03] I

[01:26:03] want

[01:26:03] to

[01:26:03] talk

[01:26:03] about

[01:26:04] is

[01:26:04] something

[01:26:04] that

[01:26:05] and

[01:26:05] this

[01:26:05] is

[01:26:06] something

[01:26:06] that

[01:26:06] I've

[01:26:06] been

[01:26:06] fighting

[01:26:06] with

[01:26:07] UFO50

[01:26:07] I'll

[01:26:08] throw

[01:26:08] a

[01:26:08] game

[01:26:08] on

[01:26:09] and

[01:26:09] I'll

[01:26:09] go

[01:26:10] I

[01:26:10] don't

[01:26:11] really

[01:26:11] like

[01:26:11] this

[01:26:12] and

[01:26:12] I'll

[01:26:13] move

[01:26:13] on

[01:26:13] because

[01:26:13] there's

[01:26:13] 50

[01:26:14] of

[01:26:14] them

[01:26:14] you

[01:26:14] just

[01:26:14] find

[01:26:15] something

[01:26:15] that

[01:26:15] grabs

[01:26:15] you

[01:26:15] immediately

[01:26:17] it

[01:26:18] wasn't

[01:26:18] until

[01:26:18] this

[01:26:19] weekend

[01:26:19] I

[01:26:20] was

[01:26:20] at

[01:26:20] a

[01:26:20] friend's

[01:26:20] house

[01:26:21] and

[01:26:21] I

[01:26:21] was

[01:26:21] like

[01:26:21] we

[01:26:22] were

[01:26:22] throwing

[01:26:22] different

[01:26:23] ones

[01:26:23] on

[01:26:23] I

[01:26:23] was

[01:26:23] like

[01:26:23] yeah

[01:26:23] I

[01:26:23] keep

[01:26:24] seeing

[01:26:24] everybody

[01:26:24] raving

[01:26:25] about

[01:26:25] this

[01:26:25] party

[01:26:26] house

[01:26:26] game

[01:26:26] I

[01:26:45] I

[01:26:46] swear

[01:26:46] to

[01:26:46] god

[01:26:46] when

[01:26:48] you

[01:26:48] get

[01:26:48] UFO50

[01:26:49] you

[01:26:50] need

[01:26:50] to

[01:26:50] make

[01:26:51] it

[01:26:51] a

[01:26:51] priority

[01:26:52] that

[01:26:52] this

[01:26:52] is

[01:26:53] number

[01:26:53] one

[01:26:54] game

[01:26:54] you

[01:26:54] throw

[01:26:55] on

[01:26:55] because

[01:26:56] you

[01:26:57] are

[01:26:57] going

[01:26:58] to

[01:26:58] lose

[01:26:58] your

[01:26:59] fucking

[01:26:59] marbles

[01:27:00] it

[01:27:01] is

[01:27:01] so

[01:27:02] good

[01:27:02] it's

[01:27:02] basically

[01:27:03] like

[01:27:03] you're

[01:27:05] pulling

[01:27:05] cards

[01:27:06] but they're

[01:27:08] people

[01:27:08] because you're

[01:27:10] having a

[01:27:11] people

[01:27:11] in

[01:27:12] so

[01:27:12] it's

[01:27:12] like

[01:27:12] you're

[01:27:12] getting

[01:27:13] dealt

[01:27:13] like

[01:27:13] random

[01:27:13] cards

[01:27:14] and

[01:27:15] they

[01:27:15] all

[01:27:15] have

[01:27:15] like

[01:27:15] could

[01:27:16] be

[01:27:16] like

[01:27:16] plus

[01:27:16] one

[01:27:16] popularity

[01:27:17] or

[01:27:17] like

[01:27:17] plus

[01:27:18] one

[01:27:18] cash

[01:27:18] some

[01:27:19] of

[01:27:19] them

[01:27:19] might

[01:27:19] be

[01:27:19] like

[01:27:20] minus

[01:27:20] one

[01:27:20] cash

[01:27:21] plus

[01:27:21] three

[01:27:21] popularity

[01:27:22] and

[01:27:23] then

[01:27:23] there's

[01:27:23] also

[01:27:23] the

[01:27:24] trouble

[01:27:24] cards

[01:27:25] which

[01:27:26] if

[01:27:27] you

[01:27:27] have

[01:27:28] three

[01:27:28] of

[01:27:29] them

[01:27:29] your

[01:27:29] party

[01:27:30] gets

[01:27:30] shut

[01:27:30] down

[01:27:30] then

[01:27:30] you

[01:27:31] don't

[01:27:31] get

[01:27:31] any

[01:27:31] of

[01:27:31] the

[01:27:32] points

[01:27:32] and

[01:27:33] you

[01:27:33] have

[01:27:33] 25

[01:27:34] turns

[01:27:35] to

[01:27:35] eventually

[01:27:36] stack

[01:27:36] up

[01:27:37] enough

[01:27:37] popularity

[01:27:37] to

[01:27:38] buy

[01:27:38] the

[01:27:39] star

[01:27:39] cards

[01:27:39] and

[01:27:40] then

[01:27:40] have

[01:27:41] them

[01:27:41] like

[01:27:42] appear

[01:27:43] at

[01:27:43] the

[01:27:43] party

[01:27:44] and

[01:27:44] the

[01:27:44] object

[01:27:44] is

[01:27:45] to

[01:27:45] get

[01:27:45] all

[01:27:46] four

[01:27:46] stars

[01:27:47] so

[01:27:47] you'll

[01:27:48] have

[01:27:48] to

[01:27:48] get

[01:27:49] enough

[01:27:49] money

[01:27:49] to

[01:27:49] buy

[01:27:49] the

[01:27:50] four

[01:27:50] of

[01:27:51] them

[01:27:51] like

[01:27:51] they

[01:27:51] could

[01:27:51] be

[01:27:51] like

[01:27:51] 50

[01:27:52] popularity

[01:27:52] to

[01:27:53] buy

[01:27:53] so

[01:27:53] you

[01:27:53] need

[01:27:53] to

[01:27:54] start

[01:27:54] thinking

[01:27:54] about

[01:27:54] like

[01:27:54] okay

[01:27:54] how

[01:27:55] am

[01:27:55] I

[01:27:55] going

[01:27:55] to

[01:27:55] build

[01:27:55] up

[01:27:55] that

[01:27:55] popularity

[01:27:56] how

[01:27:56] am

[01:27:56] I

[01:27:56] going

[01:27:56] to

[01:27:56] mitigate

[01:27:57] trouble

[01:27:57] how

[01:27:58] am

[01:27:58] I

[01:27:58] going

[01:27:58] to

[01:27:58] build

[01:27:58] up

[01:27:58] cash

[01:27:59] because

[01:27:59] your

[01:28:00] cash

[01:28:00] helps

[01:28:01] you

[01:28:01] expand

[01:28:01] the

[01:28:01] slots

[01:28:02] that

[01:28:02] you

[01:28:02] can

[01:28:26] very

[01:28:26] different

[01:28:27] they

[01:28:27] have

[01:28:28] different

[01:28:29] cards

[01:28:29] that

[01:28:30] have

[01:28:30] different

[01:28:30] synergies

[01:28:31] like

[01:28:33] dude

[01:28:34] and this

[01:28:35] is one

[01:28:35] fucking

[01:28:36] game

[01:28:36] this

[01:28:36] is

[01:28:36] one

[01:28:37] game

[01:28:37] inside

[01:28:37] of

[01:28:38] a

[01:28:38] game

[01:28:38] that

[01:28:38] has

[01:28:39] 50

[01:28:39] one

[01:28:40] one

[01:28:41] game

[01:28:41] go

[01:28:42] buy

[01:28:42] it

[01:28:42] I

[01:28:42] was

[01:28:43] looking

[01:28:43] at

[01:28:45] the

[01:28:46] Steam

[01:28:46] page

[01:28:46] for

[01:28:46] the

[01:28:46] whole

[01:28:46] game

[01:28:50] and

[01:28:50] I

[01:28:56] it's

[01:28:56] got

[01:28:57] fucking

[01:28:57] timed

[01:28:57] hits

[01:28:58] and

[01:28:58] it

[01:28:58] does

[01:28:58] the

[01:28:59] second

[01:28:59] sets

[01:28:59] to

[01:28:59] three

[01:29:00] thing

[01:29:00] where

[01:29:00] at

[01:29:00] the

[01:29:00] beginning

[01:29:00] of

[01:29:01] the

[01:29:01] game

[01:29:01] you

[01:29:01] get

[01:29:01] to

[01:29:02] pick

[01:29:02] your

[01:29:02] party

[01:29:02] members

[01:29:03] so

[01:29:03] you

[01:29:04] can

[01:29:04] be

[01:29:04] like

[01:29:04] do

[01:29:04] I

[01:29:04] want

[01:29:05] the

[01:29:05] fighter

[01:29:06] and

[01:29:06] do

[01:29:07] I

[01:29:07] want

[01:29:07] the

[01:29:08] cleric

[01:29:08] and

[01:29:09] do

[01:29:09] I

[01:29:09] want

[01:29:09] the

[01:29:10] mage

[01:29:10] like

[01:29:11] you

[01:29:26] in

[01:29:26] an

[01:29:26] rpg

[01:29:27] with

[01:29:27] timed

[01:29:28] hits

[01:29:28] you

[01:29:28] pick

[01:29:29] your

[01:29:29] party

[01:29:29] inside

[01:29:30] of

[01:29:30] a

[01:29:30] game

[01:29:30] that

[01:29:30] has

[01:29:31] 50

[01:29:31] other

[01:29:31] games

[01:29:31] this

[01:29:32] is

[01:29:32] a

[01:29:32] fucking

[01:29:32] insane

[01:29:33] bundle

[01:29:34] go

[01:29:34] get

[01:29:35] ufo

[01:29:35] 50

[01:29:36] right

[01:29:36] fucking

[01:29:36] now

[01:29:38] doing

[01:29:39] it

[01:29:39] right

[01:29:39] now

[01:29:41] please

[01:29:43] a lot

[01:29:44] of

[01:29:44] awesome

[01:29:45] looking

[01:29:45] games

[01:29:46] on that

[01:29:46] fucking

[01:29:46] thing

[01:29:47] like

[01:29:47] there's

[01:29:47] a

[01:29:48] dungeon

[01:29:48] crawler

[01:29:49] right

[01:29:49] here

[01:29:49] on

[01:29:50] steam

[01:29:50] there's

[01:29:50] one

[01:29:50] that

[01:29:51] looks

[01:29:51] like

[01:29:51] it's

[01:29:51] a

[01:29:52] dude

[01:29:53] I'm

[01:29:53] playing

[01:29:53] one

[01:29:53] now

[01:29:53] called

[01:29:55] vanger

[01:29:55] v-a-i-n

[01:29:57] g-e-r

[01:29:58] vanger

[01:29:58] and it's

[01:29:59] fully

[01:30:00] metroid

[01:30:01] however

[01:30:01] you can

[01:30:02] flip

[01:30:03] gravity

[01:30:03] so like

[01:30:04] you'll have

[01:30:05] to be

[01:30:05] like

[01:30:05] on the

[01:30:05] ceiling

[01:30:06] and then

[01:30:06] like

[01:30:06] on the

[01:30:07] floor

[01:30:07] and like

[01:30:08] it

[01:30:08] keeps

[01:30:08] dude

[01:30:09] it's

[01:30:09] the

[01:30:10] crazy

[01:30:10] thing

[01:30:10] about

[01:30:10] ufo

[01:30:11] 50

[01:30:11] is

[01:30:11] that

[01:30:11] every

[01:30:12] one

[01:30:12] of

[01:30:12] these

[01:30:12] games

[01:30:12] feels

[01:30:13] like

[01:30:13] they

[01:30:13] they

[01:30:14] would

[01:30:14] have

[01:30:14] existed

[01:30:15] on

[01:30:15] like

[01:30:16] the

[01:30:16] regular

[01:30:16] on

[01:30:20] the

[01:30:20] nintendo

[01:30:21] they

[01:30:22] feel

[01:30:22] like

[01:30:22] they

[01:30:22] would

[01:30:23] have

[01:30:23] existed

[01:30:23] now

[01:30:23] the

[01:30:24] crazy

[01:30:24] thing

[01:30:24] is

[01:30:25] though

[01:30:25] they're

[01:30:26] all

[01:30:26] super

[01:30:26] unique

[01:30:27] and they

[01:30:27] add

[01:30:28] their

[01:30:28] own

[01:30:28] thing

[01:30:28] they're

[01:30:28] not

[01:30:29] copies

[01:30:29] of

[01:30:29] anything

[01:30:30] but

[01:30:30] you're

[01:30:30] definitely

[01:30:31] like

[01:30:31] oh

[01:30:31] this

[01:30:31] totally

[01:30:32] is

[01:30:32] like

[01:30:32] megaman

[01:30:33] oh

[01:30:34] this

[01:30:34] totally

[01:30:34] is

[01:30:34] like

[01:30:34] metroid

[01:30:35] oh

[01:30:35] this

[01:30:36] is

[01:30:36] totally

[01:30:36] like

[01:30:36] gradius

[01:30:37] like

[01:30:37] there's

[01:30:37] so

[01:30:38] many

[01:30:38] different

[01:30:38] things

[01:30:38] that

[01:30:38] are

[01:30:38] like

[01:30:39] other

[01:30:39] games

[01:30:40] but

[01:30:40] are

[01:30:40] totally

[01:30:41] their

[01:30:42] own

[01:30:42] thing

[01:30:42] a

[01:30:43] hundred

[01:30:43] percent

[01:30:44] the

[01:30:45] first

[01:30:45] game

[01:30:45] that

[01:30:46] I

[01:30:46] beat

[01:30:47] and

[01:30:47] completed

[01:30:48] by

[01:30:48] the

[01:30:48] way

[01:30:48] damn

[01:30:49] here's

[01:30:50] another

[01:30:50] thing

[01:30:50] that

[01:30:50] adds

[01:30:51] to

[01:30:51] like

[01:30:51] dude

[01:30:51] this

[01:30:52] game

[01:30:52] could

[01:30:52] be

[01:30:52] hundreds

[01:30:53] and

[01:30:53] hundreds

[01:30:54] and

[01:30:54] hundreds

[01:30:54] of

[01:30:54] hours

[01:30:55] for

[01:30:55] for

[01:30:56] people

[01:30:56] to

[01:30:56] just

[01:30:57] sink

[01:30:57] into

[01:30:57] for

[01:30:58] like

[01:30:58] what

[01:30:59] is

[01:30:59] it

[01:30:59] like

[01:30:59] 30

[01:30:59] bucks

[01:31:00] I

[01:31:00] don't

[01:31:00] even

[01:31:00] think

[01:31:00] it's

[01:31:00] 30

[01:31:01] bucks

[01:31:01] and

[01:31:01] there's

[01:31:01] like

[01:31:01] 20

[01:31:01] 25

[01:31:02] yeah

[01:31:03] that's

[01:31:03] insane

[01:31:04] that's

[01:31:04] fucking

[01:31:04] insane

[01:31:05] that's

[01:31:05] crazy

[01:31:05] that's

[01:31:06] crazy

[01:31:06] to

[01:31:06] me

[01:31:06] because

[01:31:07] like

[01:31:07] there's

[01:31:08] 50

[01:31:08] full

[01:31:08] blown

[01:31:09] games

[01:31:09] and

[01:31:09] like

[01:31:10] I

[01:31:11] haven't

[01:31:11] played

[01:31:11] a lot

[01:31:12] of

[01:31:12] them

[01:31:12] that's

[01:31:12] like

[01:31:12] fully

[01:31:13] sucked

[01:31:13] for

[01:31:14] me

[01:31:14] the

[01:31:15] first

[01:31:15] one

[01:31:15] that

[01:31:15] I

[01:31:15] beat

[01:31:15] it's

[01:31:16] called

[01:31:16] night

[01:31:16] manor

[01:31:17] I

[01:31:17] didn't

[01:31:17] even

[01:31:17] think

[01:31:18] I

[01:31:18] like

[01:31:18] these

[01:31:18] fucking

[01:31:18] games

[01:31:19] it's

[01:31:19] like

[01:31:19] a

[01:31:19] point

[01:31:19] and

[01:31:20] click

[01:31:20] first

[01:31:20] person

[01:31:21] adventure

[01:31:21] game

[01:31:22] but

[01:31:22] it's

[01:31:22] a

[01:31:23] horror

[01:31:23] setting

[01:31:23] and

[01:31:24] it

[01:31:24] is

[01:31:24] fucking

[01:31:25] scary

[01:31:25] shit

[01:31:26] and

[01:31:26] it's

[01:31:27] like

[01:31:27] all

[01:31:27] pixelated

[01:31:27] and

[01:31:28] stuff

[01:31:28] dude

[01:31:29] I'm

[01:31:29] telling

[01:31:29] you

[01:31:30] like

[01:31:30] if

[01:31:31] it

[01:31:31] wasn't

[01:31:31] for

[01:31:31] Astro

[01:31:32] Bot

[01:31:33] this

[01:31:34] would

[01:31:34] be

[01:31:34] my

[01:31:34] game

[01:31:34] of

[01:31:34] the

[01:31:34] year

[01:31:35] I

[01:31:35] think

[01:31:35] it's

[01:31:36] so

[01:31:36] good

[01:31:36] it's

[01:31:37] amazing

[01:31:37] it's

[01:31:37] like

[01:31:38] unlike

[01:31:39] anything

[01:31:39] I've

[01:31:39] ever

[01:31:39] seen

[01:31:40] before

[01:31:40] it's

[01:31:41] like

[01:31:41] having

[01:31:41] a

[01:31:42] Nintendo

[01:31:43] mini

[01:31:44] with

[01:31:45] all

[01:31:45] the

[01:31:45] bangers

[01:31:46] for

[01:31:46] a

[01:31:47] console

[01:31:47] that

[01:31:47] never

[01:31:47] existed

[01:31:48] but

[01:31:49] that

[01:31:49] console

[01:31:49] is

[01:31:49] Nintendo

[01:31:51] it's

[01:31:52] cool

[01:31:52] that

[01:31:52] they

[01:31:53] each

[01:31:53] game

[01:31:54] from

[01:31:55] what

[01:31:55] I

[01:31:55] can

[01:31:55] tell

[01:31:56] each

[01:31:56] game

[01:31:56] actually

[01:31:57] is

[01:31:58] pretty

[01:31:58] good

[01:31:59] and

[01:31:59] like

[01:31:59] isn't

[01:31:59] a

[01:31:59] piece

[01:31:59] of

[01:32:00] shit

[01:32:00] like

[01:32:00] oh

[01:32:01] yeah

[01:32:01] if

[01:32:13] fucking

[01:32:13] garbage

[01:32:13] that's

[01:32:14] what

[01:32:14] I

[01:32:14] would

[01:32:15] expect

[01:32:15] from

[01:32:15] UFO

[01:32:16] 50

[01:32:16] but

[01:32:16] yeah

[01:32:17] that's

[01:32:17] that's

[01:32:17] like

[01:32:18] you can

[01:32:18] you can

[01:32:18] sort

[01:32:19] the

[01:32:20] you can

[01:32:21] sort

[01:32:21] the

[01:32:22] games

[01:32:23] chronologically

[01:32:23] by the

[01:32:24] by their

[01:32:25] release

[01:32:25] dates

[01:32:25] their

[01:32:26] fictional

[01:32:26] release

[01:32:26] dates

[01:32:28] every

[01:32:29] game

[01:32:29] you can

[01:32:29] like

[01:32:30] click

[01:32:30] on

[01:32:30] and

[01:32:31] it

[01:32:31] gives

[01:32:31] you

[01:32:31] like

[01:32:31] a

[01:32:32] little

[01:32:32] blurb

[01:32:32] about

[01:32:33] the

[01:32:33] game

[01:32:33] how

[01:32:33] many

[01:32:33] players

[01:32:34] it

[01:32:34] is

[01:32:34] because

[01:32:34] some

[01:32:35] games

[01:32:35] are

[01:32:35] like

[01:32:35] there's

[01:32:36] fighting

[01:32:36] games

[01:32:37] there's

[01:32:37] a lot

[01:32:37] of

[01:32:37] versus

[01:32:38] games

[01:32:39] a lot

[01:32:42] of

[01:32:43] blurb

[01:32:43] it

[01:32:43] also

[01:32:44] tells

[01:32:44] you

[01:32:44] like

[01:32:44] the

[01:32:45] conditions

[01:32:45] to

[01:32:46] complete

[01:32:47] the

[01:32:47] game

[01:32:47] and

[01:32:47] get

[01:32:47] like

[01:32:48] a

[01:32:48] gold

[01:32:48] trophy

[01:32:48] which

[01:32:48] turns

[01:32:49] each

[01:32:49] of

[01:32:49] the

[01:32:49] carts

[01:32:49] gold

[01:32:50] to

[01:32:50] identify

[01:32:51] that

[01:32:51] you've

[01:32:52] beat

[01:32:52] that

[01:32:52] game

[01:32:52] but

[01:32:54] there's

[01:32:54] essentially

[01:32:55] like

[01:32:56] a

[01:32:56] platinum

[01:32:57] that you

[01:32:58] can do

[01:32:58] for every

[01:32:58] game

[01:32:59] and it's

[01:32:59] called

[01:32:59] getting

[01:32:59] a

[01:33:00] cherry

[01:33:00] cart

[01:33:00] turns

[01:33:01] the

[01:33:01] cart

[01:33:01] red

[01:33:02] and

[01:33:02] that's

[01:33:03] it

[01:33:03] has

[01:33:03] a

[01:33:03] certain

[01:33:04] condition

[01:33:05] so

[01:33:05] it

[01:33:05] might

[01:33:05] be

[01:33:06] like

[01:33:06] to

[01:33:07] beat

[01:33:07] this

[01:33:07] one

[01:33:07] game

[01:33:07] I

[01:33:08] might

[01:33:13] you

[01:33:13] have

[01:33:13] to

[01:33:14] do

[01:33:14] that

[01:33:14] without

[01:33:14] dying

[01:33:15] once

[01:33:15] so

[01:33:16] like

[01:33:16] it

[01:33:17] adds

[01:33:17] this

[01:33:17] whole

[01:33:17] layer

[01:33:18] of

[01:33:18] completionism

[01:33:19] that

[01:33:20] is

[01:33:21] just

[01:33:21] it's

[01:33:22] insane

[01:33:22] but

[01:33:23] anyways

[01:33:23] enough

[01:33:24] enough

[01:33:24] about

[01:33:24] UFO

[01:33:25] 50

[01:33:25] I

[01:33:26] cannot

[01:33:27] stress

[01:33:28] enough

[01:33:29] how

[01:33:29] essential

[01:33:30] this

[01:33:30] game

[01:33:30] is

[01:33:31] speaking

[01:33:32] of

[01:33:33] essentially

[01:33:34] the one

[01:33:34] that

[01:33:35] probably

[01:33:35] fucking

[01:33:36] nobody

[01:33:36] has

[01:33:37] really

[01:33:37] ever

[01:33:37] played

[01:33:37] on

[01:33:38] Neo Geo

[01:33:39] Pocket

[01:33:39] Color

[01:33:39] there's

[01:33:40] a shit

[01:33:40] ton

[01:33:42] of

[01:33:43] awesome

[01:33:43] fighting

[01:33:43] games

[01:33:44] on

[01:33:44] there

[01:33:44] probably

[01:33:45] the only

[01:33:46] handheld

[01:33:47] that has

[01:33:47] actually

[01:33:48] good

[01:33:48] fighting

[01:33:49] games

[01:33:49] SNK

[01:33:51] Gal

[01:33:51] Fighters

[01:33:51] though

[01:33:52] is

[01:33:53] pretty

[01:33:53] fucking

[01:33:54] sweet

[01:33:55] it's

[01:33:55] really

[01:33:56] yeah

[01:33:57] there's

[01:33:57] just

[01:33:57] a bunch

[01:33:57] of

[01:34:11] I've

[01:34:11] played

[01:34:11] on

[01:34:11] the

[01:34:11] Neo

[01:34:12] Geo

[01:34:12] Pocket

[01:34:12] Color

[01:34:12] so

[01:34:13] far

[01:34:13] then

[01:34:14] yeah

[01:34:14] it's

[01:34:14] it's

[01:34:15] what

[01:34:15] you

[01:34:15] can

[01:34:16] you

[01:34:16] can

[01:34:16] I

[01:34:17] think

[01:34:17] there's

[01:34:17] like

[01:34:17] 16

[01:34:18] different

[01:34:18] characters

[01:34:18] you

[01:34:19] can

[01:34:19] choose

[01:34:19] from

[01:34:19] then

[01:34:20] there's

[01:34:20] maybe

[01:34:20] like

[01:34:21] four

[01:34:21] unlockable

[01:34:21] ones

[01:34:22] that you

[01:34:22] can get

[01:34:22] as you

[01:34:22] go

[01:34:23] along

[01:34:23] there's

[01:34:24] all

[01:34:24] sorts

[01:34:24] of

[01:34:24] cool

[01:34:24] mini

[01:34:25] games

[01:34:25] you

[01:34:25] could

[01:34:25] get

[01:34:25] on

[01:34:26] there

[01:34:26] as

[01:34:26] well

[01:34:26] too

[01:34:28] yeah

[01:34:28] it's

[01:34:28] it's

[01:34:29] real

[01:34:29] slick

[01:34:29] real

[01:34:29] fun

[01:34:41] name

[01:34:41] shoes

[01:34:41] from

[01:34:42] some

[01:34:42] psychic

[01:34:42] game

[01:34:43] back

[01:34:43] on

[01:34:45] the

[01:34:46] NES

[01:34:46] I

[01:34:46] think

[01:34:47] so

[01:34:47] like

[01:34:47] SNK

[01:34:47] made

[01:34:48] some

[01:34:48] psychic

[01:34:48] game

[01:34:49] for

[01:34:49] the

[01:34:49] NES

[01:34:49] I

[01:34:50] don't

[01:34:50] fucking

[01:34:50] know

[01:34:50] yeah

[01:34:51] it's

[01:34:52] cool

[01:34:52] to learn

[01:34:53] about

[01:34:53] those

[01:34:53] new

[01:34:53] characters

[01:34:54] and then

[01:34:54] come to

[01:34:55] the

[01:34:55] sweet

[01:34:56] awesome

[01:34:56] fighting

[01:34:56] game

[01:34:57] that

[01:34:57] doesn't

[01:34:57] suck

[01:34:58] ass

[01:34:58] on a

[01:34:58] handheld

[01:35:01] SNK

[01:35:01] Gal

[01:35:02] or

[01:35:02] right

[01:35:02] hang

[01:35:02] on

[01:35:02] make

[01:35:03] sure

[01:35:03] I

[01:35:03] got

[01:35:03] the

[01:35:03] right

[01:35:03] name

[01:35:04] because

[01:35:04] there's

[01:35:04] that

[01:35:04] remake

[01:35:05] for

[01:35:06] the

[01:35:06] switch

[01:35:06] no

[01:35:07] it

[01:35:07] is

[01:35:07] just

[01:35:08] SNK

[01:35:08] Gal

[01:35:08] fighters

[01:35:09] it's

[01:35:09] awesome

[01:35:10] have to

[01:35:11] check

[01:35:11] that

[01:35:11] out

[01:35:11] yeah

[01:35:12] they

[01:35:12] just

[01:35:12] added

[01:35:12] the

[01:35:13] Neo Geo

[01:35:13] pocket

[01:35:14] color

[01:35:14] to

[01:35:14] the

[01:35:16] analog

[01:35:17] pocket

[01:35:17] so

[01:35:18] that's

[01:35:19] now

[01:35:19] available

[01:35:20] on

[01:35:20] that

[01:35:21] so

[01:35:21] maybe

[01:35:21] I

[01:35:22] should

[01:35:22] load up

[01:35:23] that

[01:35:23] library

[01:35:24] throw

[01:35:25] that

[01:35:25] game

[01:35:25] you

[01:35:26] can

[01:35:27] or

[01:35:27] you

[01:35:27] can

[01:35:27] buy

[01:35:28] it

[01:35:28] on

[01:35:28] you

[01:35:29] can't

[01:35:29] stop

[01:35:29] me

[01:35:29] I

[01:35:30] don't

[01:35:31] know

[01:35:31] if

[01:35:31] the

[01:35:31] Neo Geo

[01:35:32] pocket

[01:35:33] color

[01:35:33] collection

[01:35:33] is on

[01:35:34] other

[01:35:34] consoles

[01:35:35] besides

[01:35:35] the

[01:35:35] switch

[01:35:35] but

[01:35:36] it's

[01:35:36] for

[01:35:36] sure

[01:35:36] on

[01:35:36] switch

[01:35:37] you

[01:35:37] can

[01:35:37] get

[01:35:37] it

[01:35:37] on

[01:35:37] there

[01:35:37] eight

[01:35:38] bucks

[01:35:39] cool

[01:35:41] cool

[01:35:41] good

[01:35:42] shit

[01:35:42] well

[01:35:43] Aaron

[01:35:43] I think

[01:35:44] this was

[01:35:44] a good

[01:35:45] inaugural

[01:35:46] rip

[01:35:46] for the

[01:35:47] new age

[01:35:48] of

[01:35:48] Superpod

[01:35:49] saga

[01:35:49] I feel

[01:35:50] like

[01:35:50] it

[01:35:50] definitely

[01:35:50] felt

[01:35:51] like

[01:35:51] Superpod

[01:35:51] and it

[01:35:52] definitely

[01:35:52] felt

[01:35:52] like

[01:35:52] retro

[01:35:53] rehab

[01:35:53] oh

[01:35:54] yeah

[01:35:55] so

[01:35:55] I think

[01:35:56] we're

[01:35:56] doing

[01:35:56] I think

[01:35:57] we're

[01:35:57] we're

[01:35:58] on the

[01:35:58] right

[01:35:58] track

[01:35:58] here

[01:35:58] I think

[01:35:59] this is

[01:35:59] it

[01:35:59] I think

[01:36:00] we found

[01:36:00] our

[01:36:00] we found

[01:36:01] our

[01:36:01] fucking

[01:36:01] jimmy jam

[01:36:02] bro

[01:36:05] Stella got

[01:36:05] her

[01:36:05] Stella the

[01:36:06] clown got

[01:36:07] her groove

[01:36:07] back

[01:36:08] diabetes

[01:36:08] the clown

[01:36:09] got his

[01:36:09] insulin

[01:36:10] back

[01:36:12] you got

[01:36:13] he got

[01:36:13] a pancreas

[01:36:14] transplant

[01:36:14] and he got

[01:36:15] his groove

[01:36:16] back

[01:36:21] that'll do

[01:36:22] it for

[01:36:22] us

[01:36:22] here

[01:36:22] over

[01:36:23] at

[01:36:23] Superpod

[01:36:23] saga

[01:36:24] uh

[01:36:25] jerry

[01:36:26] and me

[01:36:27] we're both

[01:36:27] Superpod

[01:36:28] saga

[01:36:28] man

[01:36:28] we're

[01:36:29] we're

[01:36:29] doing

[01:36:29] it

[01:36:29] we're

[01:36:29] doing

[01:36:30] the

[01:36:30] show

[01:36:30] new

[01:36:31] evolution

[01:36:31] new

[01:36:32] us

[01:36:33] electrolytes

[01:36:34] all that

[01:36:34] shit

[01:36:34] because

[01:36:34] evolution

[01:36:35] was a

[01:36:35] movie

[01:36:35] shout out

[01:36:36] to

[01:36:36] evolution

[01:36:37] the

[01:36:37] movie

[01:36:37] I

[01:36:38] don't

[01:36:38] fucking

[01:36:38] know

[01:36:38] yeah

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